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Re: "We All Know How This Will End" - Kirby's Dream Land 2 & 3 Are Getting Unofficially Ported To PC, But Will Nintendo Step In?

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The rom hacks are presumably still out there because one has to source their own copy of the rom.

This probably won't last. But it'll last a lot less if they're foolish enough to take money in any way with relation to the project.

I would be mildly interested to check this out. They're not bad games but I've always vastly preferred the tight fast pace of Kirby's Adventure over the majority of mainline Kirby games. 3 feels like pastel sludge by comparison.

Re: Thanks For The Memories! Analogue 3D Just Got Its Most Significant Update Yet

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I'm excited to get save states but I'm even more excited for people to stop whining about them. Now if they could get wifi updates out then it'll finally be mostly whine-free in the 3D discourse, except for those silly hearts who are convinced the wifi update feature will all of a sudden open the console up for freely loading additional cores or even more preposterously, will bring online multiplayer and retro achievements.

Re: "You Cannot Claim Ignorance" - Myst Co-Creator Under Fire For Using GenAI Art In Riven Soundtrack Release

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@SuperRetro64 thank the maker someone else actually read the article and noticed this lack of clarity, probably intentional so to give the impression that the entire gatefold design was generated by AI.

Kind of weird to post articles which are mostly an aggregate of reddit comments. I can just go there if I want to read some overdramatic hysteria from useless tossers.

Re: Random: "This Isn't Real, Is It?" - These Annoying Gen AI Adverts For Retro Consoles Are Fooling A Lot Of People

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I don't know what's worse, these stupid AI ads and that annoying look what we lost pearl clutching, or people in here pretending there's no truth to it. My old stack of gaming magazines from the 90s absolutely have scantily clad ladies. Are we going to pretend booth babes didn't exist next and that it was just an Asmongold fever dream or something?

As usual both sides of this culture war are the worst. Gaming would be heaven if not for most gamers.

Re: This Wristwatch-Sized Game Boy Color Doesn't Use Emulation And Runs Physical Carts

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I love Analogue's products but they really seem to have popularized this whole bragging of "no emulation" murkiness. This uses carts 'of some kind', not the original carts so presumably it's the roms loaded onto something other than the original boards. And they're interfacing with something that doesn't contain original chips from a Game Boy.

Moot philosophical discussion I suppose, especially when this can't really be played and doesn't have audio.

Re: Flashback: Almost 30 Years Ago, SNK And Bandai Made The Exact Same Mistake Trying To Take Down Nintendo

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I remember Game Informer covered the NGPC a lot. I wanted to get one, but when it came down to it, I could still play almost everything I wanted on the Game Boy Pocket. Nintendo was super smart by not locking out the previous generation fully when the Game Boy Color launched. I actually skipped over the Color entirely and went right to the Advance to enjoy all those libraries.

Very interesting point that the technically superior hardware couldn't do it, and neither could the similar hardware. That one-two punch of a cheap accessible entry point and an endless library of great games really was unbeatable by the mid to late 90s.

And that was what saved them with the 3DS. Better price point and good games. Amazing that Nintendo already provided the example of what works, and was at their weakest, and Sony still didn't pull off a win with the Vita.

Re: Talking Point: "We, The Consumers, Need To Vote With Our Wallets" - The Moral Dilemma Of Supporting SNK In 2026

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People are definitely voting with their wallet with how much these units are selling already. I've no problem with broaching the conversation and I feel the same as buying a Peste Noire album or whatever. I work hard, have little free time, contribute to my local community with actual deeds of service, and won't live forever. I'm spending my money on the things I enjoy. More power to anyone who finds their time better spent not enjoying things and having a sense of satisfaction in the thought that they're improving the world with such a gesture.

Re: "We Know This Might Feel Restrictive" - Commodore Explains Why It's Locking Down The C64 Ultimate

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They should hire Kevtris if they want to keep that up. Every Analogue console that comes out has people saying for sure it'll get cracked open, and not one of them has been yet. The "jailbreaks" are alternate firmware someone at Analogue leaks out and the Pocket allows loading cores through an official feature, but none of their devices have been truly opened up.

Re: Feature: It's Tough Out There, So Check Out These Amazing Websites

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Respectfully disagree on IGN, but the rest are solid places. Definitely feels like skipping between the shrinking count of islands anymore. I was relistening to the old Podtoid episodes and it's so bizarre to think back to when Destructoid was that rogue blog by scrappy gamers with brutally honest reviews instead of the useless vapid content factory it is today. And funny for how those episodes would set off every alarm bell today. The same story happened to so many places, so many zombie sites and dead zones.

Re: You Can Now Check If A Game Boy Cart Is Fake Using Your Smartphone And This Awesome Device

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I am forever glad I nailed down pretty much every cart I'd ever want to own physically well before reproductions became a common thing. It just seems like an absolute nightmare to deal with, carting around a piece of hardware or having to crack open carts for inspection and then going back at someone who is either knowingly scamming or even worse stubbornly believes their stuff is legit. No thanks.

Re: DOOM Star Says The Movie Was "Probably One Of The Worst Films Ever Made"

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There's way worse video game movies. The first Resident Evil is the high watermark of crap for me, completely manhandling every aspect of the source material while being an absolute trash movie on top of it lacking even the courtesy to be awesomely bad like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. Doom at least had the stupid violent fun I expected from the game, and at the very least had a home run few minutes with the fps segment.

Re: "War Is Not A Video Game" - White House Social Media Post Mixing Iran War Footage With Nintendo's 'Wii Sports' Triggers Outcry

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Definitely worked if they're trying to get a rise out of people. Apparently that tweet turned one user into a pearl clutching old fogey. The funny bit is them thinking they can whip Nintendo into some disavowing frenzy with this. We all know NOA will at most release some corporate talk about not authorizing this usage and Nintendo Switch Sports is currently available for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2.

Re: Analogue 3D Firmware Update v1.2.3 Now Available, And Here's What It Does

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@Bod2019 Reportedly the wifi will be for updates, but it hasn't been implemented yet. The hardware is in there, the system even has the wifi icon on it. Knowing Analogue they're probably working up some heavy duty solution to keep people from using the wifi do something other than updates and may just let that feature rot if they can't do that.

Re: AYANEO Responds To Claims It's Spying On Users Via Nintendo DS-Style Android Handheld

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I mean, they're right that this is normal. Doesn't make it okay though. Most people would be absolutely shocked if they did an audit for how many of their various devices are constantly phoning home and doing other crap. Good reason to keep a separate network to quarantine things from any devices with personal info, and have a pihole to stop unknown outbound communications.

Re: "Tell Every Castlevania Fan You Know" - Night Hazard Is An Upcoming Action Platformer, Inspired By 3D-Vanias

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Castlevania 64 is definitely overhated. The game is oozing with atmosphere and the combat is a great adaptation of the 2D games where you have to fight efficiently instead of just knocking out every enemy like Zelda. The magic nitro/magdragora is a cool challenge but everyone just remembers it from the AVGN episode. And the Villa sequence, so damn good. Anyway, this game looks pretty sweet and far better than what usually passes for Castlevania-likes these days.

Re: "We'll Never Be Able To Reach That Level" - Final Fantasy Legend Nobuo Uematsu's Reaction To Yuzo Koshiro's SNES Debut

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That's really interesting, because I always thought the Dreadful Fight sounded very ActRaiser-y. Crazy to think this guy who was a young upstart freelancing came up with a mad technique to get around memory limitations so early in the console's lifespan, and he ended up influencing both Nobuo Uematsu and Hiroki Kikuta, and probably many others. And the guy is so damn humble about it. Instead of seeking fame, he's gone and made a killer Genesis game.

Re: The Best Mistake Nintendo Ever Made? Why 2DS Is The Perfect Embodiment Of Gunpei Yokoi's Core Principles

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It was kind of a split strategy back then for sure. They rolled back on the 2DS but kept chasing the edge with the Wii U. Nowadays they seem to be working on a hybrid thought. They're using slightly dated off the shelf tech to keep from making hardware a loss leader while not lagging so far behind the curve. The Switch works on one basic, previously seen, but never mastered innovation. And they're gently iterating rather than radically redesigning while keeping the first party investment high instead of relying solely on the third party. The numbers speak for themselves. People can make their f Nintendo subreddits and doom all they want but the Switch's lineage is pretty much solidified at this point. They probably won't have another lightning in a bottle success like the Wii but also probably won't ever have another disaster like the Wii U or 3DS launch. This is going to be the age of success through moderate stability for this company.

Re: "I Was Always Very Against AI..." - Cyberpunk Saturn JRPG 'Cyber Doll' Is Getting A Fan Translation, But There's A Catch

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Hardest of passes for me. Playing a game this size is an investment and making that with a machine translation would be a poor one at best. Translating and localizing is an art and any form of brute force is pointless. The translator has a good deal of interpretation in bringing the meaning behind the words and tone across. That is especially lost when going from Japanese to English when using machine translations or poor quality fan translations.

Re: Community Challenge: Can You Beat Battletoads' Most Notorious Level?

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I stopped having problems with this after I learned how to work with hitboxes on shmups. Once you can get that wider vision of the playing field and awareness of your hitbox, navigating things like the Turbo Tunnel becomes much more manageable. Thinking it's about memorization is the wrong approach. You need the zen of spatial awareness, same as getting through the bit.trip games. I think the parallax scrolling messes people up too.

But yeah, agreed there's much harder things ahead. The snakes mess me up more than anything. And hard disagree to the old criticism that it's bad design. The turbo tunnel is a bear masterwork of tight challenge.

Re: Random: The Fact That This Terrible Nintendo DS Could Top Metacritic Is Proof That Democracy Was A Mistake

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Good exercise for reminding people not to take these ratings so seriously. Whether metacritic, rateyourmusic, or whatever, people act like these things are the ruling supreme authority and not just the mushy averaging of purely subjective scores on obtuse individual rating systems.

Funny stuff. Reminds me of way back in 1999 when we pooled together on the Internet to vote a New Kids on the Block song into MTV's Total Request Live.

Re: A New Orchestral Album Celebrating The 30th Anniversary Of Chrono Trigger Has Just Been Released

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This is cool, but Yasunori really set the bar impossibly high with the Chrono Cross Radical Dreamers concert. That group of crazy talented musicians and vocalists performing passionately with the man himself on brilliant arrangements is easily the best video game music concert recording I've ever seen/heard. The blu Ray of that performance is solid gold. And they did a majority of the soundtrack. I was hoping he'd do something similar for Trigger.