The problem greed they've made already is mental. I was watching a YouTube vid the other night with three different approaches to running it, and it was fascinating.
@Axelay71 . I hear you, but to see people pushing a machine to do something literally thought impossible is quite something.
@slider1983 I'd have liked to have seen the C65. When first mooted, the C64 still had quite a few years left. Would have been another option as the Amiga still carried a hefty tag at that point. To can that, and launch the C64GS ..... Ouch.
The Gaelco carts were pretty good in Evervade, happy to see I can rebuy some titles for Switch, price depending. Too expensive and they'll get wish listed - my arcade library us hardly small as is.
Didn't Ace Driver add in split-screen multiplayer? The '1 car, 1 track, no music' is a coin-op problem, not a Hamster one. Yep, Sega added in some lovely extras, and lasted maybe 10 tities before realising it isn't a large enough market to recoup those costs - especially if people are just going to emulated for free.
Man, it's every week. We get it, you've got a mad hate bone for Hamster. The rest of us are enjoying properly emulated arcade tities ranging from the well-known to the properly obscure, with a decent set of options and minimal input lag.
Funny you should refer to SNK - the 49th Anniversary collection has a bug where the second stick freezes on rotary games, which is known, and remains unpatched.
Giving money to any business, ever, means some if it will end up somewhere unsavoury, fact of life, sadly. If that's your concern, give up gaming, movies, and any music other that completely independent.
I'd seen a couple of stories about 'bands', and could only read so much before I hit incredibly angry.
Seems to be the human condition to take something that could potentially benefit us in many ways, and instead use it to try and replace stuff that actual, real humans, with all their flaws, talents, influences, experiences, create. It's beyond depressing
The NG Resonance character from Deus Ex: Invisible War comes to mind.
You've got FAR more faith in the human race than me. Myself, I think AI will be used to replace everything with a human connection - why pay an artist / songwriter / band if you can pump out AI slop and 90% of folk are fine with it? - while we get stuck with the crap.
@slider1983 You are STILL doing this? My god that's some dedication. Would you like a full list of products that launched, successfully, while team Amico lied about 'chip shortages'? What sort of idiot saw a console with two touch screen controllers and thought it sounded legit?
They lied about it's capabilities.
They lied about what was in development for it.
They lied about non-existent licences they'd secured.
They lied about the front end being finished.
They lied about it being in production.
They lied about the console being 'on the launch pad'
They lied about securing orders from major retailers for an unfinished console.
Essentially, they claimed to have a finished console, front end, and ten games.
It never got any further than some proto's and a couple of almost finished games.
If you don't construe that as fraud, I give up 🤣
The rest of the gaming community, however, does.
And the guy that's launched several successful consoles now 'doesn't means ****'.
Same! 40 quid from Rumbelow's with six games at a fiver each. I got my money's worth with Doom, Theme Park and Cybermorph alone. Got several hundred quid a few years back but it appears they're going up and up weirdly.
Tiertex had the worst reputation it was possible to have over here in the 8/16 bit days. They were mostly garbage shovelware, though they got tasked with converting some things to 8-bit that was just silly - Strider as an example.
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Re: Batsugun & Dogyuun Are Heading To The Polymega, Along With Two Other Toaplan Shooters
@Allahver_Fist
Yeah, you're selling CD Compilations, for a machine designed to rip old games and emulated them.....
I still sort of want one disc just because though, and I don't even have, or have any intention of owning, the machine.
Re: "I Was Wrong" - It Looks Like DOOM "Impossible" Neo Geo Port Could Be Possible, After All
The problem greed they've made already is mental. I was watching a YouTube vid the other night with three different approaches to running it, and it was fascinating.
@Axelay71 . I hear you, but to see people pushing a machine to do something literally thought impossible is quite something.
Re: Taito's Dragon-Based Shooter 'Syvalion' From The Creator Of Bubble Bobble Hits Arcade Archives This Week
Ooh, I enjoyed this on the Egret Mini.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Game Features An Unofficial Cameo From One Of Hollywood's Biggest Stars
@N64-ROX
Value is a subjective thing. I've bought 150+ because I like not having to dick around with MAME.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Game Features An Unofficial Cameo From One Of Hollywood's Biggest Stars
@CookieByte
And therein lies the problem.
Re: Become The King Of The Road In This Fast & Furious Arcade Racer From Konami, Coming To Arcade Archives
@OorWullie
They've altered soundtracks and visuals in past releases.
Re: The Long-Lost 90's Arcade Racer Is Resurrected Within This Side-Scrolling Fighter
Sold. It looks amazing.
Re: "Our Biggest Launch" - Commodore Callback Smashes First-Month Sales Of C64 Ultimate In Just Three Days
Sigh. People ARE that stupid after all.
Re: Random: Evercade Pokes Fun At Sony Killing Physical Media On PlayStation
Complete with limited numbers and a horrible scalpers market.
Re: Unreleased Football Title 'Premier Eleven' Is Finally Playable On Dreamcast, Just In Time For The World Cup
Hmm. Just freezes on the Sega screen for me.....
Re: Game Changer: Sonic The Hedgehog - 35 Years Ago, A Short-But-Sweet Love Affair Was Born
Still looks beautiful to this day.
Re: Unreleased Football Title 'Premier Eleven' Is Finally Playable On Dreamcast, Just In Time For The World Cup
I love a good arcade footy game, will give it a spin.
Re: "This Isn't Your Granny's Flip Phone" - Commodore Defends Its $500 Dumbphone
@slider1983
I'd love to get my hands one of the working models, but a bit pricey for a machine with no real use.
Re: "This Isn't Your Granny's Flip Phone" - Commodore Defends Its $500 Dumbphone
@slider1983
I'd have liked to have seen the C65. When first mooted, the C64 still had quite a few years left. Would have been another option as the Amiga still carried a hefty tag at that point. To can that, and launch the C64GS ..... Ouch.
Re: "This Isn't Your Granny's Flip Phone" - Commodore Defends Its $500 Dumbphone
@Ruka
There isn't at that price.
Re: Interview: "It's Been Quite A Ride" - Xeno Crisis, Terminator And He-Man Studio Bitmap Bureau On 10 Years At The Apex Of 2D Indie Gaming
@slider1983
My word, we agree!
It was a weak Contra Spirits clone with poor pacing.
Re: The 'Bedrooms To Billions' And 'Rubber Keyed Wonder' Team Is Tackling The Commodore 64 Next
I'm waiting for my Ltd Impossible Mission 3 to land. Who's have thought I'd spend forty quid on a C64 game in 2026?
Re: "This Isn't Your Granny's Flip Phone" - Commodore Defends Its $500 Dumbphone
Your technologically advanced phone is buggered by it's form factor you tools.
Re: "It Feels Like Intellectual Theft" - Bitmap Bureau Isn't A Fan Of GenAI
Good man. There's a tonne of stuff we can use AI for, art isn't one of them.
Re: Here's Every Retro Announcement From The Very First 'QUByte ReConnect'
The Gaelco carts were pretty good in Evervade, happy to see I can rebuy some titles for Switch, price depending. Too expensive and they'll get wish listed - my arcade library us hardly small as is.
Re: "Sign Me The F**k Up" - Cave's Bullet Hell Revival Of 'Dodonpachi Resurrection' To Feature Bonkers New "Battle Royale" Mode
@kitestar
Yep, so a tiny bit of lag, but playable for most of us.
Re: "Sign Me The F**k Up" - Cave's Bullet Hell Revival Of 'Dodonpachi Resurrection' To Feature Bonkers New "Battle Royale" Mode
@kitestar
We're getting MMP / Pink Sweets later this year, finally.
Re: Commodore's Next Hardware Release Is Dumb, And Proud Of It
They had me until the price. What a joke.
Re: Game Changer: Jikkyō J. League: Perfect Striker / ISS 64 - Turning Japanese
A proper classic, but the dribbling was almost too accurate at times, made it very hard to tackle without fouling in 2P.
Re: "We Have The Means To Fight This Case To The End" - Gaming's Most Infamous Trademark Troll Is Back
This dick again? I hope he gets burned to the ground.
Re: This Long-Awaited 'Zombies Ate My Neighbors'-Style Genesis Shooter Could Be Recruiting A Group Of Industry Legends
Looks like typical Euro jank. Mercs and Shock Troopers perfected this genre 39 years ago and it's never really hit those heights since.
Re: "Take To The Streets" - Metro Siege Is A New Final Fight & Streets Of Rage-Inspired Beat 'Em Up, Coming To Amiga, Neo Geo, & PC
Hmmm. £300 Neo carts are going to be a tough sell with the AES+ on the horizon.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Game Features An Unofficial Cameo From One Of Hollywood's Biggest Stars
@CookieByte
Didn't Ace Driver add in split-screen multiplayer?
The '1 car, 1 track, no music' is a coin-op problem, not a Hamster one.
Yep, Sega added in some lovely extras, and lasted maybe 10 tities before realising it isn't a large enough market to recoup those costs - especially if people are just going to emulated for free.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Game Features An Unofficial Cameo From One Of Hollywood's Biggest Stars
@gmar
Man, it's every week. We get it, you've got a mad hate bone for Hamster. The rest of us are enjoying properly emulated arcade tities ranging from the well-known to the properly obscure, with a decent set of options and minimal input lag.
Funny you should refer to SNK - the 49th Anniversary collection has a bug where the second stick freezes on rotary games, which is known, and remains unpatched.
Giving money to any business, ever, means some if it will end up somewhere unsavoury, fact of life, sadly. If that's your concern, give up gaming, movies, and any music other that completely independent.
Re: "Everything In The Final Product Is Going To Be Original" - Sega Addresses GenAI Use In Crazy Taxi: World Tour
@Damo
I'd seen a couple of stories about 'bands', and could only read so much before I hit incredibly angry.
Seems to be the human condition to take something that could potentially benefit us in many ways, and instead use it to try and replace stuff that actual, real humans, with all their flaws, talents, influences, experiences, create. It's beyond depressing
The NG Resonance character from Deus Ex: Invisible War comes to mind.
Re: "What Was That Noise?" - The System Shock Remaster Studio, Nightdive, Is Turning Its Attention To Another PC Classic
Great news. Now take back Deus Ex and sort that with the respect it deserves!
Re: "How Embarrassing" - Sega's Getting Some Serious Blowback For Using GenAI In Crazy Taxi: World Tour
@MSaturn
You've got FAR more faith in the human race than me. Myself, I think AI will be used to replace everything with a human connection - why pay an artist / songwriter / band if you can pump out AI slop and 90% of folk are fine with it? - while we get stuck with the crap.
Re: "It's So Good, I Had To Make A Video" - The New Lego Batman Game Is Hiding An Amazing Easter Egg
That's a really neat touch.
Re: Rumour: Sega Might Be Releasing A Low-Cost Handheld With Removable Game Carts
@RossoftheRobots
It is a bad thing, when they've such a vast amount of arcade titles yet to see official releases.
Re: Seal's Younger Brother Has Signed Up To Direct The 'Streets Of Rage' Movie
That's a headline that only makes sense to people above 40 🤣
Re: "Thought I'd Give It Another Go" - Super Play Artist Wil Overton Reimagines The Debut Issue's Cover
@Guru_Larry
That's the one!
Re: "Thought I'd Give It Another Go" - Super Play Artist Wil Overton Reimagines The Debut Issue's Cover
@Guru_Larry
I remember a guide in one issue showing how he drew them, the multiple layers etc....
One of the great mags, up there with Your Sinclair, Zzap!, Amiga Power and Mean Machines.
Re: Exclusive: "It's Not About Putting An Old Game In A Nice Box For The Sake Of It" - Utopia Is Getting A New Physical Release On SNES
I loved this on the Amiga, never knew there was a SNES version. Might be up for a purchase depending on price.
Re: Here's The Evercade Nexus In The Flesh
@-wc-
I've just found their LCD screens, both on the original and EXP, very poor quality - way, way behind the various Anbernic devices i've owned.
@Gs69
Oh I love the Switch 2, I was definitely surprised by that, but I don't trust Blaze to deliver that quality.
Re: "They Had No Idea What They Were Doing" - Amico Teardown Sheds Light On Doomed Intellivision Console
@slider1983
I'm fine thanks?
You're not reading the room very well are you?
Re: Sonic The Hedgehog Comes To The ZX Spectrum Next - In An Unofficial Capacity, At Least
@Bot_Bot_69
The MS versions are definitely better platform games, but lose a lot of the spectacle if the MD games.
Re: Here's The Evercade Nexus In The Flesh
No OLED is a hard pass.
Re: "They Had No Idea What They Were Doing" - Amico Teardown Sheds Light On Doomed Intellivision Console
@slider1983
You are STILL doing this? My god that's some dedication.
Would you like a full list of products that launched, successfully, while team Amico lied about 'chip shortages'?
What sort of idiot saw a console with two touch screen controllers and thought it sounded legit?
Re: "They Had No Idea What They Were Doing" - Amico Teardown Sheds Light On Doomed Intellivision Console
@RetroBro
I'm assuming the only reason they're persisting with the 'road map' nonsense is that it keeps any legal action at bay.
Re: "They Had No Idea What They Were Doing" - Amico Teardown Sheds Light On Doomed Intellivision Console
@slider1983
They lied about it's capabilities.
They lied about what was in development for it.
They lied about non-existent licences they'd secured.
They lied about the front end being finished.
They lied about it being in production.
They lied about the console being 'on the launch pad'
They lied about securing orders from major retailers for an unfinished console.
Essentially, they claimed to have a finished console, front end, and ten games.
It never got any further than some proto's and a couple of almost finished games.
If you don't construe that as fraud, I give up 🤣
The rest of the gaming community, however, does.
And the guy that's launched several successful consoles now 'doesn't means ****'.
Right........
Re: Celebrate World Cup 2026 With The '90s Classic Soccer Kid
@Martin_H
Same! 40 quid from Rumbelow's with six games at a fiver each. I got my money's worth with Doom, Theme Park and Cybermorph alone. Got several hundred quid a few years back but it appears they're going up and up weirdly.
Re: "They Had No Idea What They Were Doing" - Amico Teardown Sheds Light On Doomed Intellivision Console
@Quick_Man
A full 55 seconds! 🤣
Re: Celebrate World Cup 2026 With The '90s Classic Soccer Kid
@Deuteros
Tiertex had the worst reputation it was possible to have over here in the 8/16 bit days. They were mostly garbage shovelware, though they got tasked with converting some things to 8-bit that was just silly - Strider as an example.
Re: Namco's Ace Driver Joins The Arcade Archive Range On Switch, PlayStation And Xbox
@PKDuckman
And what a conversion it is!
Re: Namco's Ace Driver Joins The Arcade Archive Range On Switch, PlayStation And Xbox
@gmar
Again?
Your two minutes of gameplay might be very different indeed to someone else.