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Re: "Long Live Retro" - Retro Fighters Wants Fans To Invest In Its Future

metaphysician

Yeah, I agree with the sentiment: this smells like a particularly stinky attempt to disguise unregulated investment as crowdfunding. Legitimate crowdfunding is about the creation of a specific product, with the rewards being specifically about the product. You want money for your company generally? You should be soliciting actual investment, with actual contracts and legal obligations. Not offering what amounts to a donation jar and pretending its something else.

Re: "AI-Coded Slop, No Thanks" - Animal Crossing's Native PC Port Was Made Using Claude Code

metaphysician

@lordlad

Yeah, this is one of my issues with the Anti-AI movement. There are real serious problems with AI and how its applied, in terms of how it could and already is impacting employment. But are the people actually concerned about employment? And if so, why were they not just as outraged and energized by other prior forms of automation threatening jobs? Were they just not paying attention, or are they too young. . . or is it that they offended not by jobs being destroyed, but by specific jobs being destroyed?

Re: "I Could Not Give Less Of A S**t If Anyone Else Plays Them" - Developers Behind 'Pointless' Homebrew Ports Defend Their Work

metaphysician

I can guarantee you: every single person who criticizes ____ for doing something "pointless"? Spends time and effort on something equally "pointless", and praises those doing likewise. Underneath the question "Why do you waste time on this pointless thing?" is the true question "Why are you not wasting time on the different pointless thing I like?"

Re: Bleem Creator Says Sega Was "Thrilled" At PlayStation Games On Dreamcast, But Didn't Want "A Big Legal Battle With Sony"

metaphysician

@Fiyz

1. Using bankruptcy as a means to not pay court costs, is a good way to end up with no lawyers willing to work for you in the future. It also does nothing to prevent future lawsuits and associated expenses.

2. The reason they don't generally sue individuals has little to do with bankruptcy law, and everything to do with the fact that there are countless individual potential defendants, and no chance to actually recover much money. Even the most spiteful legal campaign would run into the "Suing everyone will run us out of money" problem.

Re: Gallery: Leaps + Bounds - A Visual Guide To Nine Console Generations

metaphysician

I'm sorry, but "Produced some of the most sought after systems in the modern era", and this being in reference to the Analog 3D? That goes beyond spin to an outright lie. Maybe if there were a qualifier, "Most sought after retro revival system" or the like. But I've seen zero evidence to suggest the Analog 3D is anything but a rounding error compared to even the XBox Series consoles.

Re: "We Know Trust Is Something You Earn Over Time" - Limited Run Games Reveals "Renewed Fan-First Focus"

metaphysician

@N64-ROX

I suspect one half "Never admit fault when it might get you sued", one half "We don't actually think the people saying that stuff are persuadable, so why bother". After all, at least a good chunk of the anti-LRG commentary contains something of the form "I object to the very premise of LRG's business model". There's no point trying to use more nuanced rhetoric to make people happy, if the people in question are never going to be happy unless LRG magically transforms into a conventional publisher with their own giant factory.

Re: "It Does Not Save Time Or Offer Anything Of Value" - Translator Hilltop Isn't A Fan Of AI

metaphysician

I really have a hard time getting past the sheer hypocrisy of "No one should want to fix your bad AI translation", coming from people who are already not working on a translation. Note: I do not consider "Has said at some point in the past that they will totally do a translation some day" to constitute "working on a translation". There has to be some sign of actual life and progress. While this might focus on the anti-AI side of things, honestly it feels more part and parcel with the broader toxic "Calling Dibs" aspect of the fan translation community.

Re: "It's Been A Long Time Coming" - Mega CD Homebrew Development Kit Hits Major Milestone

metaphysician

The Sega CD was probably always at least a little doomed from pricing, but it wasn't conceptually bad like the 32X. It just needed more games and reasonable sales vs price expectations. Which is to say, it was mostly another victim of the SoJ/SoA split. While I usually place the majority of the blame on SoJ, in this case they actually had what was the correct idea for How To Make CD Games.

Re: Popular PS1 Emulator Duckstation May Have Reached The End Of The Line On Android

metaphysician

@sdelfin

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought. Like, there are some legitimate gripes in there ( people bundling the emulator with ROMs does increase the risk of negative legal actions ). . . but it doesn't change that he's essentially throwing a temper tantrum. The GPL allows for commercial use, and doesn't allow for retroactive changes, and that's the license you chose to use, my dude. When you release software as open source, you are forgoing most ability to control what others choose to do with it.

I suspect he subscribes at least somewhat to the "FOSS as ideology" mindset.

Re: "If That Bothers You, I Understand" - Android Devices Get A Nintendo StreetPass Successor, But Of Course There's A Catch

metaphysician

@MegaJ

Its because, at heart, most of the anti-AI paranoia is based on an emotional aversion to art no longer being a special spiritual gift of humanity, as opposed to a skilled craft subject to the same threat of automation as many other crafts. That's why even the people who do talk about the ( very real ) threat of AI to employment, spend way too much effort on purity testing and witchhunts like this, as opposed to, say. . . advocating for Universal Basic Income. They don't want to ensure people don't get thrown out on the streets if automation comes for their job; they want to ensure that they can still tell themselves that being able to draw makes them special.

( And don't think for a second that the people who do want to abuse and exploit AI in all its worst forms aren't gleeful about this tendency. )

Re: Nihon Falcom Announces Dragon Slayer 45th Anniversary Project

metaphysician

@cyxceven

Why would you think that? Translation and localization is hard, because language and culture is hard. You are trying to convert meaning across different languages ( which often have wildly different grammar and vocabularies, none of which is guaranteed to directly map ), and across different cultures too ( which the literal meaning of specific words and phrases can have radically different interpretation in context ). What about that sounds even slightly easy?

Re: "I Think It Would Be Extremely Difficult" - Don't Expect Sega To Sell Yakuza's Retro Games Individually

metaphysician

@slider1983

I think the issue is less that those games are "trash", and more that stuff like Gain Ground and Sonic 1 have already been rereleased countless times. There isn't that much demand because there have been tons of ways to play them, for years or decades, many of which are recent or even still available. Those who are interested have already bought them, possibly multiple times; and those who aren't, won't magically decide to buy Gain Ground just because Virtua Fighter isn't available.

Re: Nihon Falcom Announces Dragon Slayer 45th Anniversary Project

metaphysician

@slider1983

I mean, its possible that is what they are doing. The main obstacles in the face would be:

1. All the Dragon Slayer titles are 80s PC games at heart, and thus would need a lot of remastering to make them both reasonably playable on consoles and appetizing for modern players.

2. Their localization status is dicey, at best, meaning realistically they'd need new translations. They might not be giant doorstopper scripts, but they are still RPGs with a fair amount of text.

These aren't insurmountable obstacles, but they do mean that I think a rework of a game is more likely than a collection.

Re: "I Think It Would Be Extremely Difficult" - Don't Expect Sega To Sell Yakuza's Retro Games Individually

metaphysician

@MikeP

This. I suspect there are quite a few collections of classic Sega games that could command prices anywhere from $30 to $60 easily, depending on how big or previously-unrereleased they were.

Which I suspect is part of what they don't want to say out loud: part of the pushback and disinterest is likely execs who really wish they could sell every single rereleased title at those prices. "Why should we have to put together a collection of all the old Super Scaler games to charge $60, we should be able to get that for just Outrun!" Or thereabouts.

Re: "What A Terrible Waste Of Time All Of It Was" - Princess Crown's Original Translation Is Dead

metaphysician

I think the underlying issue is the culture of "claiming" translation goals, with this somehow meaning no one else can or should work on one. Which is, to put it simply: complete *****. If you want to work on a fan translation, then work on it. If you want to be done first and get to claim credit for such, then finish it first. If you can't or won't, then someone else deserves to finish it first.

Re: "I Call It 'Remaster' To Poke Fun At The PS3 Version" - ICO Gets An Unofficial Upgrade On PS2

metaphysician

I think there are two influences distorting the discussion. On one end, you had changes in the way games were coded that, starting in the mid 2000s, made games at least theoretically easier to port ( ie, you actually could "simply" port them, as opposed to rebuilding them ). Which created a largely-false impression that porting was a matter of pushing a button. On the other end, you have games like the FF7 "Remake", which apply the term 'remake' to games which essentially share nothing with the thing they are theoretically-remaking beyond the pitch bible and concept art.

Between the two, you thus get a disdain for ports as "lazy", and unrealistic expectations for remakes. Hence why developers largely like to name things "remaster", because its a vague term that doesn't trigger as many issues.

Re: Hyper Sentinel Fusion Ships On A "Floppy Disk" And Is Now Live On Kickstarter

metaphysician

@axelhander

While this is true, its also not entirely some sinister conspiracy. Given how expensive magnetic storage was, "cost engineering" was less a matter of eeking out more profits, and more a genuine way to reduce the cost of goods. The same changes that resulted in 'recent' magnetic disks having less of a lifespan, are also why the cost of a disk in 2000 was pocket change compared to what you'd pay in 1980.

Re: "This Is What AI And Greed Does" - Video Game 'Preservation Service' Myrient Is Shutting Down

metaphysician

Intellectual Property Law is, or at least is supposed to be, a two-way street. The public provides the creator with a legally-enforced monopoly for a limited time; the creator in turn provides the public with a creative work. Until such time as there is real meaningful reform in IP law ( ex: "use it or lose it" requirements on copyright, compulsory archiving towards public domain ), some degree of piracy is the least-bad solution to the problem. Because, to put it bluntly, IP being a one-way street, where creators benefit from the effort of the public in granting and enforcing rights, but do not actually provide their work to the public? Not acceptable.

( And this remains true, even though probably the majority of people loudly espousing "preservation!" are hypocrites using it as camouflage and rationalization. )

Re: Deus Ex Designers Still Disagree On This Unique Solution To "An Immersive-Sim Problem"

metaphysician

@sbeng135

The thing is, "simulation" is itself a video game genre term. . . and it refers to very different types of games than "immersive sim". Microsoft Flight Sim and Deus Ex are not anywhere near each other in genrespace, to put it mildly. Don't fall into the trap of trying to interpret genre labels by looking for the meaning of individual words composing said labels.

The real problem with "immersive sim" is that it overlaps with a lot of other genre labels, moreso than average. This doesn't make it useless as a label, but it does mean that you need to pay a lot more attention to the other genre descriptors. Thief and Deus Ex may both rightfully be part of the "immersive sim" region, but are otherwise very different games.

Re: The Making Of: Omega Boost - "Layzner's Movement Was Burned Into My Imagination" - How Yuji Yasuhara Created A PS1 Mecha Classic

metaphysician

@Vyse_the_Legend

Also, its much more healthy to produce a diverse library than only a single thing. . . and to invest your budget into said diverse library rather than throwing it all onto a single stack on the misguided idea that adding 10% more budget to a game will produce 10% more sales.

Sure, you prioritize the more successful projects. . . but too many publishers believe that if ( ex ) Call of Duty is their most profitable series, the best way to gain a return on investment is to put your entire budget into Call of Duty. When in reality doubling the budget of an already "fully funded" game almost certainly won't double its sales, because spending money does not magically produce more interested customers. It likely has no real impact at all past a certain point.

Re: They Buried My Beloved CeX

metaphysician

@Count_of_Monte_Fisto

Related to this, in my experience virtually all "friendly local game stores" don't just have retail shelves to sell RPGs and cards and miniatures- they have table space and event boards, with which they encourage events and a sense of community. This has allowed establishments to survive and prosper when other small stores didn't, because their community supported them even through tough times.

I suspect that video game stores, even corporate ones like Gamestop, could have leveraged a similar philosophy. Have some table space, maybe a rotating selection of hardware and games to try out ( verging on a mini arcade ), encourage holding small events like local tournaments and contests. Make Gamestop a place people wanted to be, not just a store to pass through. It would have even helped if they had to transition towards more merch and less used games. Its just. . . this would require actually sacrificing quarterly profits in the name of long term health, and most corporate execs have zero interest in the long term.

( Which is why I think the best reforms would be ones which tied top executives more thoroughly to their company, so as to force them to consider the long term, because if the company goes down, they go down with the ship. Fewer golden parachutes, more golden anchors. )

Re: "A Woefully Underrated N64 Underdog" - Treasure's Bangai-O Gets Not One But Two New English Translations

metaphysician

@Sketcz

I've long felt there is a demographic within the hobby that is resentful of games being a form of storytelling, in the first place. Its like their ideal is an abstract plotless boardgame, chess with less plot. Or at least that they suffer from media illiteracy and don't realize all the ways storytelling can manifest in a video game ( and and that some of those ways they actively like, they just don't call them storytelling ).

Re: "One Of The Best-Run Arcades I've Ever Seen" - Take A Look Inside Prince Arcades

metaphysician

@Peteykins

I suspect its a mix of two things:

1. Avoiding a list of deadly mistakes, in particular "not having enough funds to allow for ramp up time". Less things you do, and more things you need to not do.

2. Luck. Even a business that makes no mistakes still needs to catch an audience, gain attention, and inspire repeat business. And that is heavily influenced by factors out of your control.

Re: Achievement Unlocked - This Free Service Has Changed The Way I Play Retro Games In 2026

metaphysician

@Martin_H

I would say the key issue isn't achievements, per se, its public-facing achievement systems. Lots of games have lists of tasks and goals, of varying quality and varying contribution to the experience of the game itself. When consoles make mandatory public systems, however? It immediately pushes the experience towards being what is effectively a competitive high score chase, only with scores even more disconnected from the actual game experience than normal. This encourages all kinds of bad habits in both designers and players.

Basically, Nintendo has it right: "You can put whatever goals you want in a game, but we aren't going to mandate it and we aren't going to broadcast it. People should play games, to play games. Not to make a public number go up."

Re: Random: Fan-Made 'Star Fox CD' Adds The Hornet From Daytona USA, Because Why Not

metaphysician

@Blast16

Yeah. There is value to photorealism, but probably 90% of the time, game developers/publishers simply use photorealism as an easy and reliable substitute for "actual good art design".

( Note that I said "easy and reliable", not cheap. Photorealism is very expensive, but you can be fairly certain that if you plug in X million dollars worth of man-hours of labor, you will get Y amount of photorealistic visuals. They might be boring or ugly, but they will be photorealistic! Whereas stylized graphics and actual art direction may be far cheaper, but are dependent on the actual quality of your art team and their creative vision. Execs hate "we don't know whether the result will be good, or whether people will want it even if it is good". )

Re: Japanese Fans Are Getting A Ganbare Goemon Collection, And We've Never Been More Jealous

metaphysician

@Sketcz

While Falcom did ultimately buy a couple Geofront translations ( with NISA kind of hiring their key workers ), that's a really rare move. And for a reason: most fan translation projects, even big professional grade ones, don't have clean and simple IP ownership. Their isn't some singular person a company could go to and say "We want to buy your work", because its not the work of one person.

Re: "Built On Theft And Plagiarism" - A Growing Number Of Game Developers Are Sick To Death Of Generative AI

metaphysician

@Scollurio

More importantly, at least on a ruthless pragmatism level: generative AI may be able to create "something", but it can't create the things those execs actually need to make in order to offer their product for sale. At least for the executives of studios which aren't already shovelware houses, that already deal in "doesn't need to be good". If you aren't aspiring to be a business that views Kemco and Compile Heart as high end competitors? AI is at best an overhyped tool with marginal uses, not a magic "free instant content" button.

Re: "Built On Theft And Plagiarism" - A Growing Number Of Game Developers Are Sick To Death Of Generative AI

metaphysician

@gingerbeardman

Probably because Valve, amongst others, have realized that policies for handling AI can't operate on protest placard-board logic. They need actual rigorous definition about what activity they are trying to examine and regulate. And if they want these policies to matter, they need to be reasonable, and not "if honestly applied everyone will be violating them".

Re: Here's Why Official Dreamcast Magazine Never Got A Proper Final Issue

metaphysician

@smoreon @Sketcz

Yeah. In most cases I'd attribute this kind of "shutter a profitable operation" as a misunderstanding of opportunity cost. An exec imagines that budget funneled into a different project would bring in much greater profit, thus they should kill one project to reshuffle the funds. Which can be valid, but depends on an honest and accurate evaluation of whether that would actually happen. Too many publishers think that if ( say ) Call of Duty makes the highest percent profit, than dumping All The Money into COD will produce the highest return. . . . when in actuality, adding more money to an operation does not necessarily increase revenue linearly, or at all. Doubly the budget of Call of Duty doesn't double the number of people interested in buying it, etc.

In this case, though? Sure, the magazine was currently turning a profit, but I bet they predicted that this would change, likely within a single month. That 22nd issue was probably already approved largely as a generousity.

Re: Final Fantasy VII Is Getting A New Steam Version "To Provide An Improved Gameplay Experience"

metaphysician

@heligo

They aren't really even remakes. They are ground up new games, that just happen to share part of a story bible/premise sheet. Just like how Super Castlevania 4 isn't a "remake" of Castlevania 1.

Note, this is not intrinsically a bad thing. You can do some really worthwhile and interesting things by going back to the pitch sheet and starting over from scratch ( see: various Falcom games like Oath in Felghana or Trails in the Sky 1st ). However, I kind of hate the way the FF7 "Remake" especially has distorted the conversation about remakes, where any game which isn't trying to be completely different than the original is somehow lesser.

Re: Apparently, The PSP Counts As A Failure To Some People Now

metaphysician

I would actually agree that the PSP was a failure. However, it wasn't a failure by any intrinsic quality on its own part, including its sales. Its a failure because Sony decided it was a failure, due to some combination of "We aren't interested in anything other than Immediate Final Victory over Nintendo" and "We don't actually want to succeed in the handheld space if it means having to actually make and support handheld gaming".

If the PSP were made by a more pragmatic company, it would have been a huge success. "For the first time ever, someone actually challenged Nintendo's handheld monopoly! And with a distinct sales premise that leverages your own established catalog!" But even the best product concept can't succeed in the face of indifference and hostility by the very company trying to sell it.