@axelhander - I get it; you're devoid of artistic talent, and you enjoy pretending that you have talent by using AI to generate plagiaristic slop. However, that doesn't make you morally correct, not does it invalidate criticism of generative AI itself.
In terms of future game nominations; I suggest the first level from the NTSC version of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Genesis (not the PAL Megadrive version, which is slower and therefore easier).
@h3s I'm not sure what you mean by patching the game to run on PC. It's an XBox game and as such not designed to run on Windows. One would require the source code to have the game natively run on Windows, hence why the decompilation efforts would allow this.
I never really got into the stat gaming cards (though I did dabble with an ex of mine). I do have a complete collection of series 1 for both Garbage Pail Kids and Mars Attacks though.
I've spent the past 6 years working tirelessly on a creative project, so at the start of the new year, I resolved to finally start playing games again and start working my way through my retro backlog of unplayed games.
Thus far I've completed Outlaws (excellent - 8/10), Arx Fatalism (equally frustrating and outstanding - 8/10), and Veil of Darkness (great concept, poor execution - a high 4/10).
It's the first time I've been playing games for 6 years (despite considering myself a hardcore gamer) and I'm having a blast! The creativity can wait for a few weeks, I reckon. I've earned some downtime.
@Arcadia_Official - I believe that it was a wink and a nod to Shenmue's origins, as the game started development on the Saturn (you can watch the prototype footage on YouTube).
@jmbenetti I agree with all of your critiques of the game. The 'member berries were eye-rolling, and the "puzzles" were an absolute joke (not to mention creatively bankrupt. Just how many times did the player have to look up a safe code, or use their knife on an item?!)
Also, the ending was just a repeat of the ending of Monkey Island 2 (despite Gilbert lying for decades, saying that the was a real secret and that nobody had figured it out yet). Oh, and Elaine was way out of character, and the new voice actor for LeChuck was awful.
It's a really bad game and I'm convinced that the majority only praised it because it was made by Ron Gilbert. If the game had been made by some random German developer, then people wouldn't have been so kind.
@KingMike - Perhaps the radio is somewhat hyperbolic, but Hawkins' has a very valid point. The exclusivity of EA in regards to the Mega drive was MASSIVELY important in establishing the console's ability to go head-to-head with the SNES.
When I think of my favourite Mega drive games, it's probably 35% in-house Sega, 35% EA, and 30 % other publishers. The Mega drive wouldn't have been the system it was without EA.
Annnnddddd... the patch is absolutely worthless because there's nowhere on the Internet to get an HDI image of the original game. Congratulations, Internet. You have failed. What a waste of a translation.
@Razieluigi I don't think it's a case of developers presuming that everyone plays games with headphones, but rather the likely correct assumption that the majority do, hence why that's often the default zetting.
It would be absurd to have the default setting be for surround sound, as not many gamers own such a rig.
Pretty pointless, if you ask me. Why not just buy a second-hand DS? I did so a couple of months ago and it only cost me £40. I was then able to jailbreak the system and copy a massive library of DS games (in addition to other systems) onto an SD card.
@ScalenePowers What a ridiculous comment. The hate (read: valid criticism from customers who LRG has screwed over) that the company receives is deserved.
To liken customer dissatisfaction to bigotry is utterly absurd.
"Blah, blah, blah"... what a load of PR nonsense. Nobody ever brings up the botched release of the collector's editions for Full Throttle and Grim Fandango, where the box art was incorrectly printed and comically dark.
I and others contacted LRG and their response? "It's not a printing error, it was an artistic choice"! Absolutely disgraceful company.
Or how about the fact that two of my collector's editions didn't arrive with the cards they were supposed to contain? I complained and LRG games said they'd ship out the missing cards to me. That was one year ago and I'm still waiting. I contacted them again a couple of months ago and was informed that they had higher priorities to deal with, than replacing missing cards! You couldn't make this s%$t up!
I will never purchase anything from this sham company ever again and quite frankly, anyone who does, even after all of the warnings from previous customers, deserve everything you get.
I backed this a while back. I really hope that it gets funded, as the kickstarter seems to be having trouble gaining traction. Articles such as this one will hopefully help.
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Re: Please, Don't Laugh At The Pocket Super Knob 5000
I already have my hand on a super knob in my pocket.
Re: The Developer Behind Mortal Kombat's Fanmade Jaguar Port Sets Sights On The Sequel
The first game looks so good on Jaguar. It makes one wonder what games the console could have been host to, had it not been a commercial disaster.
Re: This New Game Boy ROM Hack Took Four Years To Create And Is "Essentially A Brand-New Mana Game"
Outstanding work!
Re: Random: Mortal Kombat Made An Unexpected Appearance At This Year's Winter Olympics
Lovely stuff.
Re: Community Challenge: How Far Can You Get In Ghosts 'N Goblins NES Without Taking A Hit?
I don't mean to brag, but I once made it two whole steps before being hit in the game.
Re: PlayStation Classic 'PaRappa the Rapper' Is Getting A Bunch Of New Clothing & Merch In Japan
Ah, dis is life!
Re: "All Smoke And Mirrors" - Square Localisation Veteran Thinks History Is Repeating Itself With AI
@JJtheTexan I presume that he's busy pretending to have a modicum of artistic talent, generating a bunch of plagiaristic AI slop.
Re: "I Can't Promote A Product That I Don't Support" - SNK Mod Steps Down Over Fatal Fury "AI Slop" Trailer
@axelhander - I get it; you're devoid of artistic talent, and you enjoy pretending that you have talent by using AI to generate plagiaristic slop. However, that doesn't make you morally correct, not does it invalidate criticism of generative AI itself.
Re: Community Challenge: Can You Beat Battletoads' Most Notorious Level?
Did I type Indiana Jones?! I meant to say Back to the Future III (the horse riding level).
Re: Community Challenge: Can You Beat Battletoads' Most Notorious Level?
In terms of future game nominations; I suggest the first level from the NTSC version of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Genesis (not the PAL Megadrive version, which is slower and therefore easier).
Re: Huge Eyes? Big Head? Lara Croft Almost Looked Very Different For Her Japanese Debut
@RupeeClock a that was my first thought too.
Re: "It Was Exciting & Terrifying" — The Ultima Legend Who Taught Computers To Sing
Fantastic article. I love reading interviews with the pioneers of the industry.
Re: This "Bad" Italian Movie From 1998 Gives Us A Fascinating Look At London's Defunct SegaWorld
I have fond memories of visiting Sega World and Alien Wars as a teenager.
Re: A Decompilation Project Is Currently In The Works For Jet Set Radio Future
@h3s I'm not sure what you mean by patching the game to run on PC. It's an XBox game and as such not designed to run on Windows. One would require the source code to have the game natively run on Windows, hence why the decompilation efforts would allow this.
Re: Sega Pays Tribute To Co-Founder David Rosen, Who Passed Away Aged 95 On Christmas Day
R.I.P., you legend.
Re: "It's Been A Pleasure Meeting You All Over The Years" - Brooklyn Games And Arcade Is Closing Its Doors
It's sad to see but it seems that traditional arcades just aren't a viable business anymore.
Re: Game Changer: Forget Pokémon And Magic: The Gathering, Fantasy Top Trumps Was My Introduction To Card-Based Gaming
I never really got into the stat gaming cards (though I did dabble with an ex of mine). I do have a complete collection of series 1 for both Garbage Pail Kids and Mars Attacks though.
Re: Almost 37 Years Later, Toaplan's Classic Shoot 'Em Up 'Zero Wing' Is Getting An Unofficial Port To The Neo Geo
I owned a copy of Zero Wing for the Megadrive when I was a kid, so was many years ahead of the meme. Good game!
Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Retro Gaming Resolutions For The New Year?
*Arx Fatalis (stupid autocorrect)
Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Retro Gaming Resolutions For The New Year?
I've spent the past 6 years working tirelessly on a creative project, so at the start of the new year, I resolved to finally start playing games again and start working my way through my retro backlog of unplayed games.
Thus far I've completed Outlaws (excellent - 8/10), Arx Fatalism (equally frustrating and outstanding - 8/10), and Veil of Darkness (great concept, poor execution - a high 4/10).
It's the first time I've been playing games for 6 years (despite considering myself a hardcore gamer) and I'm having a blast! The creativity can wait for a few weeks, I reckon. I've earned some downtime.
Re: Best Of 2025: "The Worst Console Of All Time" Turned 20 In 2025 – Is Gizmondo Worth A Look?
Worst console of all time? Not as long as the Game.com exists.
Re: "Limited Run Games Has Been My Life For Ten Years" - Josh Fairhurst Announces He's Stepping Away
Awful company. Just awful.
Re: Random: I'm Kicking Myself That I Didn't Know This Fact About The Classic Konami Logo Screen
Neat. I've never noticed this before.
Re: Shenmue Fangame 'Dreams Of Saturn' Is Getting Another Christmas Update & It Looks Like A Total Fever Dream
@Arcadia_Official - I believe that it was a wink and a nod to Shenmue's origins, as the game started development on the Saturn (you can watch the prototype footage on YouTube).
Re: New Resident Evil Doc Reveals Scrapped Japanese Names, Including 'Call Of Death' & 'Bio Slaughter'
Death Craw Super Mansion X
Re: Yuzo Koshiro's Failed Streets Of Rage 4 Pitch Was Inspired By Team Fortress Classic
That pitch video looks rough.
Re: The SNES Classic 'R-Type III: The Third Lightning' Is Getting A Remake For Modern Consoles & PC Next Year
This looks fantastic!
Re: Monkey Island Creator Ron Gilbert Cancelled His Pixelated Zelda-Esque RPG Because Old-School Zelda "Isn't The Big, Hot Item"
@jmbenetti I agree with all of your critiques of the game. The 'member berries were eye-rolling, and the "puzzles" were an absolute joke (not to mention creatively bankrupt. Just how many times did the player have to look up a safe code, or use their knife on an item?!)
Also, the ending was just a repeat of the ending of Monkey Island 2 (despite Gilbert lying for decades, saying that the was a real secret and that nobody had figured it out yet). Oh, and Elaine was way out of character, and the new voice actor for LeChuck was awful.
It's a really bad game and I'm convinced that the majority only praised it because it was made by Ron Gilbert. If the game had been made by some random German developer, then people wouldn't have been so kind.
Re: Monkey Island Creator Ron Gilbert Cancelled His Pixelated Zelda-Esque RPG Because Old-School Zelda "Isn't The Big, Hot Item"
@Jmbenetti - Oh heavens, yes! Return to Monkey Island was astoundingly awful.
Re: "The Most Courageous Thing I Ever Did In My Career" - EA's Founder On Taking On Sega And Winning
Stupid autocorrect...
*ratio
*Megadrive
Re: "The Most Courageous Thing I Ever Did In My Career" - EA's Founder On Taking On Sega And Winning
@KingMike - Perhaps the radio is somewhat hyperbolic, but Hawkins' has a very valid point. The exclusivity of EA in regards to the Mega drive was MASSIVELY important in establishing the console's ability to go head-to-head with the SNES.
When I think of my favourite Mega drive games, it's probably 35% in-house Sega, 35% EA, and 30 % other publishers. The Mega drive wouldn't have been the system it was without EA.
Re: Gory Visual Novel 'Dead Of The Brain 2' Gets Translated Into English
Annnnddddd... the patch is absolutely worthless because there's nowhere on the Internet to get an HDI image of the original game. Congratulations, Internet. You have failed. What a waste of a translation.
Re: Ultima VII: Revisited Project Hits 0.1.0 Status, Marking Major Milestone
@JoeYabuki "What's a paladin?"
Re: Tomohiro Nishikado On Making 'Space Invaders' And What Makes Games Fun
@Frmknst Did you accidentally wind up on this site when trying to access IGN or something?
Re: "Lost" Atari Lynx Fighting Game Ultravore Is Being Revived 25 Years After Its Rights Were Acquired
@PinballBuzzbro What's wrong with the title Ultravore?
Re: "Nothing Has Ever Surpassed The Street Fighter II Boom" Says Japanese Legend Daigo Umehara
My Mum would always give my Sister and I a pound coin to play Street Fighter 2 after we had gone swimming (they had a cabinet at the pool).
Re: Today I Learned That Metal Gear Solid Roasted People Who Didn't Own A Stereo TV
@Razieluigi I don't think it's a case of developers presuming that everyone plays games with headphones, but rather the likely correct assumption that the majority do, hence why that's often the default zetting.
It would be absurd to have the default setting be for surround sound, as not many gamers own such a rig.
Re: This $75 Handheld Could Be The Best Way To Emulate Nintendo DS In 2025
Pretty pointless, if you ask me. Why not just buy a second-hand DS? I did so a couple of months ago and it only cost me £40. I was then able to jailbreak the system and copy a massive library of DS games (in addition to other systems) onto an SD card.
Re: New Xbox 360 Recompilation Tool Will Give Lost Classics Another Chance To Shine
This is great news. I hope a lot of games get converted to PC.
Re: Random: This Teacher Challenged His Students To Hook Up An NES To An Old TV
What a lovely video. I wish I had classes like that when I was a kid.
Re: Namco's 45th Anniversary Plans For Pac-Man Include Games, Accessories, Live Events, & More
"Soccer" indeed. Those darned yanks!
Re: "These Short Games Mean Nothing To Me" - Retro-Bit Translator Denies Wrongdoing In "Baffling" Rant
Wow. What a POS. That whole "my name was Mid Jet on IRC" is the biggest load of cobblers which I've ever read. What an absolutely imbecilic clown.
Re: Interview: "We’ve Certainly Made Mistakes" - Limited Run's Boss On Winning Back The Trust Of The Community
@ScalenePowers What a ridiculous comment. The hate (read: valid criticism from customers who LRG has screwed over) that the company receives is deserved.
To liken customer dissatisfaction to bigotry is utterly absurd.
Re: Interview: "We’ve Certainly Made Mistakes" - Limited Run's Boss On Winning Back The Trust Of The Community
"Blah, blah, blah"... what a load of PR nonsense. Nobody ever brings up the botched release of the collector's editions for Full Throttle and Grim Fandango, where the box art was incorrectly printed and comically dark.
I and others contacted LRG and their response? "It's not a printing error, it was an artistic choice"! Absolutely disgraceful company.
Or how about the fact that two of my collector's editions didn't arrive with the cards they were supposed to contain? I complained and LRG games said they'd ship out the missing cards to me. That was one year ago and I'm still waiting. I contacted them again a couple of months ago and was informed that they had higher priorities to deal with, than replacing missing cards! You couldn't make this s%$t up!
I will never purchase anything from this sham company ever again and quite frankly, anyone who does, even after all of the warnings from previous customers, deserve everything you get.
Re: SuperSega Back-Pedals With MiSTer FPGA, Aims For Lower Price
"Neeeeuuuhhh... this is just a saga nowwwww."
Re: The Commodore 64 Is Getting A New Ultima-Style RPG
Looks great! I'll be keeping on eye on this.
Re: James Bond Producer Didn't Want Guns In 2010's GoldenEye Wii Reboot
Barbara Broccoli is the perfect name for a woman whom dictates what children should be served and consuming.
Re: Save Me Cows Is A New Game Boy Action Puzzler Inspired by Sega's ChuChu Rocket Series
I backed this a while back. I really hope that it gets funded, as the kickstarter seems to be having trouble gaining traction. Articles such as this one will hopefully help.
Re: Limited Run Games' Gex Trilogy Remake Now Has A Steam Page
Limited Run Games are a terrible company. I advise people to not purchase anything from them.
Re: "There Is Only So Much I Can Take" - Creator Of Roland MT-32 Emulator MT32-Pi Calls It A Day
Really sad news. The only silver lining is knowing that the arseholes won't get what they wanted now. Instead, they'll get what they deserve; nothing.