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Re: One Of The Web's Oldest ROM Sites Removes Games By Nintendo, Sega And Lego

Scollurio

@KitsuneNight My comment obviously was tongue-in-cheek. There's plenty of business decisions made by any other company out there that I can't comprehend. So let's wait and see.

I do think though, that if Switch 2 goes HARD on retro gaming not only with remasters but also with "officially sanctioned" emulators, i.e. a Virtual Console with plenty of filters, language patches and rom hacks too I think they'd be able to monetize big on it!

Re: Why Infernal Machine's Director Put A Stop To Indiana Jones's Womanizing

Scollurio

I do think discussions like this are unnecessary. Indy and Bond are fictional characters portrayed in a certain way. Oftentimes a female protagonist is employed for storytelling reasons and maybe give the (small) female audience something to root for and a laugh or two when the hero stumbles because he was "distracted".

There is no argueing creative choices. They are made and you like them or you don't and creative choices should only ever be influenced by decisions regarding storytelling, the craft and original vision of the characters portrayed, never politics.

All that said, I think even "masculine heroes" like Indy and Bond pale when comparing "body count" to many young, modern, liberal women IRL and there it seems to be somewhat accepted, even frowned upon when one is not so keen about high bodycounts and speaks their mind.

Also since OF is a thing, this discussion is moot anyways.

Re: Poll: Should Retro Game Remasters Carry Warnings About "Offensive" Content?

Scollurio

@AlexOlney The interesting thing is that current mainstream society always thinks it's "on the right track". Now and then. That said if the choice is skippable trigger warning for the minority of easily offended people or censorship, it's of course the trigger warning. But this is only the beginning. Rewriting books from the past to fit into modern narratives is already a despicable practice.

Imagine a world 25 years from now, where all these games we're talking about now will be re-released, with a trigger-warning for the trigger-warning.

Societies change. Always. If they don't, it's tyranny.

I don't think that a content warning is needed for an evolved mind to see how far we have come as a culture. It's literally tapping yourself on the shoulder but also we will be judged by time.

Anyways. As long as something does not get in the way of us enjoying our media, I guess it's not as bad, or something!

Now excuse me, an old SEGA retro game needs a playthrough.

Re: Poll: Should Retro Game Remasters Carry Warnings About "Offensive" Content?

Scollurio

It’s not like trigger warnings do right any wrongs from the past and not everything needs to be commented. If our sensitivities really changed for the better we won’t need a trigger warning or content warning to know if some content is „outdated“ or not, right?

Also changing the past robs us of the opportunity to learn from it as evolved individuals making up a whole species.

Modifying or censoring media in any way is just muddying the historical record - like it has been so often. I prefer the uncomfortable truth over the candy cotton treatment any day.

Re: Data East's Gory '90s Brawler 'Night Slashers' Is Getting A Remake

Scollurio

@Azathoth Exactly my thoughts. It has that "newgrounds" look, if anyone's old enough to remember that platform. All flash games and short films. Castle Crashers also looks like this, but is a way better game and the aesthetics fit way better than with a horror-themed game.

Can you imagine Splatterhouse in this boring flat cel shaded look? Ugh...

Re: Miyoo Mini Flip Takes Inspiration From The Nintendo GBA SP

Scollurio

I hate how they put those analogue sticks on everything barely able to handle PS1 emulation. I'm perfectly fine with up to 16 bit and some GBA (technically 32 bit, isn't it?). No analogue sticks needed for that.

I'd love to have some modern, sleek reimagination of the original GBA, formfactor wise it was a godsend! Loved it!

Re: A Tribute To Matthew Perry, Actor, Playwright And Video Gamer

Scollurio

Gone too young, that's for sure. But I didn't know "we gamers" are an elitist group based on how hardcore of a game we tend to consume in what kind of frequency. Sorry if I come along "too sensible" about this stuff. Just that whole "us and them" mentality irks me the wrong way in all walks of life.

He was a cool dude. RIP.

Re: Review: 8BitDo Retro Mechanical Keyboard: Mario Teaches Typing

Scollurio

Hmmm that negative points are odd.

Retrokeyboards never had flash RGB LEDs and of those it's clearly inspired. No one complains if 8Bitdo's Controllers don't feature RGB LED elements like some high-end modern gaming controllers right?

Also it's loud for some office environments? Well firstly it's clearly intended to appeal to retro gamers and makes a great gadget in your retro-man-cave and secondly it's a mechanical keyboard. They are ALL loud except you fill them up with lube and go with foam dampeners and linear key-switches.

So, that said the only downside I see personally is that there is no ISO-DE layout available to buy!