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Anyone remember an Usagi Yojimbo game for DOS/PC? I have a vague memory of playing a game based on the character at a friend’s house, but he only had PCs. Probably early 90s. Internet search is only coming up with this game, the TTRPG, and the 2013 game.

@Sketcz Wasn’t the Kinect a pack-in at a certain point? I thought the original concept was great, but execution and the always-on nature turned me off.
People at my local hackerspace turned one into a large-scale 3d scanner that worked surprisingly well.

@romanista - You and others have made some arguments in favor of bullet hells not being that difficult, and I’m willing to give em a go. What would you recommend as a good example to try out (ideally on Switch so I can try it out)?

@Razieluigi - Couldn’t agree more. I realized I actually enjoy shmups a few months ago via Voidblazers, a rather gentle narrative-driven shmup on Playdate. Since getting engrossed in it, so much of my gaming time has been devoted to the genre. Prior to Voidblazers, my exposure was modern bullet-hells that felt needlessly punishing. I’m glad there’s a label for them so I can avoid them, and that people who love em can find em.

@Daniel36 - It feels so much like parody. Not great parody, but they know it’s a joke.

Burger Time fatality?! Pepper to the face? Crushed by a tomato slice? Stabbed by a walking fried egg?
UPDATE: Just watched the video. 12:30 man gets crushed by burger, layer by layer.

Commercially stable and independent have become increasingly rare. Even Hookshot Media has a “Partnership” with IGN. Not sure of the details of this, but I’d be curious to know more info.
The Axe of the Bloodgod RPG podcast went independent after USGamer.net closed, so I hope the trend of journalists going independed becomes the new trend as corporate-owned websites are shuttered because they aren’t profitable enough.

“When men and women go down the pub and talk about what happened to them in a game without boring the pants off everyone else, then the medium will have begun to mature."
This is a great benchmark!

Hats off to this dude. Some people would learn the lesson that rules don’t apply to them, but he recognized the inconsistency of the legal system and counts himself lucky. Hope he succeeds with this endeavor.

“…the company ended up being shuttered in 2023, as part of a larger restructuring within its parent company, Embracer Group.”
I feel like this sentence gets used a lot to wrap up studio histories.

Michael Bay was wandering around LA with an untitled car-chase movie script in hand searching for funding. One block away, a Sega producer with a briefcase full of IP was walking about in search of a script. They both turn a corner and collide. Papers fly everywhere. They begin picking up papers and their hands both touch on the same pile of papers; an OutRun flyer laid askew across the untitled script. And that’s how terrible movies get made.

There’s a Hallmark (greeting card) store here in Kansas City that used to carry shareware games on 5 1/4” floppy in the early 90s. Pretty sure that’s where we bought Commander Keen. This story makes me think there’s a slim chance I can poke around that store and fine a few floppies. Maybe some in the back room or between some store fixtures.

@Vectrex - “Too much of a hipster gimmick console”
We PD users prefer the term “niche console.” 😆

If we use the engineering definition of quality, it’s poor in that the devices are inconsistent. Some are dependable and some are lemons. Panic recently switched factories, so hopefully quality will improve. My playdate is from the original batch and is still going strong. Looking forward to the season 2 games.

@littlemisskittn As an American, I agree with every word you said. Treat us like a petulant toddler, don’t give in, and wait out our tantrum. We’ll either learn and get better, or hold our breaths too long, pass out, hit our head, and die.

I had all the shareware compilation CDs back then and I somehow managed to never play this game. I feel like it hit all the Apogee games, but I guess there are still gaps.

When it comes to input, the Hackaday article says “give a Sega Saturn keyboard…” How does that work? Is there a Saturn to DE-9 adapter? I have never seen a computer keyboard for Genesis/MD.

@slider1983 TG Jones is WH Smiths younger, cooler cousin. He’s hip with all the kids, wears a leather jacket, and is rad AF!

$6 for a couch co-op switch game? Yes please!

@Crecca - Buy one for $300k, then spend $3m to have a team of programmers make a kickass 16-bit RPG for it. I can get behind this dream.

@PZT - woah! I had never seen that before! I now want an Atari or mega-drive cart (has to be top-loaded) that looks like a riverboat paddle wheel with 8 carts, each paddle it’s own game.

I dunno. Looking at that screenshot of nightmare jagged Crash, maybe it needs to go back to oblivion.

@Shiryu - Thank you for explaining. That sounds extremely maddening. I’m pretty weak when it comes to fighting games so there no way i would get through to the ending. Looking forward to your video.

@Shiryu - can you explain to me what a single frame move execution system is. I searched the internet but only found basic explanations of frames.

@sdelfin - That may be my best bet. I probably won’t be able to make time for the game anyway.

Don’t love wrestling games, but I do love Suda51’s work. So torn!

@ruiner9 “ by combining the cheaper FPGA chip with ‘the power on Linux done by an ARM core’ the new device will have a better chance of success.”

Sounds like the intent is to emulate some of the more powerful systems? It’s a shame, because we all know deep in our hearts that they had a functional Dreamcast FPGA core, but it was too beautiful for this world.

You will receive 1 empty Amico shell with “Intellivision” personally filed off by the Amico CEO.

@Crecca - I’m in the same boat, but when I look at TG16 game prices, they always feel pretty steep to me. Maybe it’s just because of the low install base in the US.

@MegaManFan The screen is beautiful. So much more reflective than the OG Gameboy. And something I forget having owned it for so long is that it comes with 24 games. Of those 24, you’ll probably enjoy over half, and love a quarter of em.

There was a Twisted Metal tv show?!

Judging by the posts on the playdate subreddit, shipping has been relatively quick. About a week to ship is what I’m seeing. There was a major backlog in the fall that finally got worked through.

@dmcc0 - Maybe it’s that the goals and interface are less complex, regardless of the difficulty?
Animal Crossing on GameCube is super chill, has some holidays, but the daily life is peaceful. AC:NH feels like a grind! So many things to do, so many festivals and items to collect. And there’s several currencies, all with different purposes!

Pikmin 1 & 2, while stressful sometimes, is gentle and simple in its gameplay and presentation. In Pikmin 4, I am bombarded with messages from multiple crew members telling me to do things. It’s a great game, but there’s so much to do and so much going on that it can be overwhelming. It’s not an escape from the noise of the Internet, it just adds more noise.

I love this concept, but I’m not sold on the controls. Analog joystick for navigation and a dial for settings/adjustments. Just seems like stylus/touchscreen would be more intuitive, or even just a d-pad to hop between key points on the screen. Maybe I just don’t like analog sticks.

@NewBond - I think that was sort of the business plan of 3DO. Release console specs and companies got to manufacture their own versions of it.

@KitsuneNight I was thinking the same thing. I’m gonna guess Surge.

Update: nevermind. Surge came after 1990. Also not even sure if it was ever released outside the US.

I appreciate the info. Actions of politicians will affect us all, eventually.

I think that buyer is assembling an amazing Halloween costume.

If y’all want a real treat, just read the headlines in chronological order to remind yourself how the saga unfolded. What a trip! https://www.timeextension.com/tags/supersega

@Sketcz - This is the article that helped me understand. https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/10/explaining-how-fighting-games-use-delay-based-and-rollback-netcode/

Final Fantasy 6 is so much better on home console. Difficult to hear the music in an arcade. And save points! What a godsend! Sure, theoretically you can beat the game on a single quarter, but I just can’t stand for 20+ hours!

Woah! It’s Super Off Road but without the machines!

2 levels in and it feels great to play.

Hrmm… if this happens, I’m looking forward to an intrepid developer giving us a Secret of Mana mod, creating the version intended for the CD add-on.

I’d guess the tight development deadline for Majorca’s Mask kept this from being fully implemented. Or if it’s anything like the Gamecube voice commands, inconsistent response. “Milk. Milk. MILK! MIIIIILK!!!”

@drypaphmrbro - Found it in the YouTube description. https://ssntails.srb2.org/srb32x/

Another item in the PRO column for why I should buy a flash cart. My 32x yearns for more games.

Like movies, games can allow us to experience lives outside of our own. Most games are unrealistic experiences (Yakuza, Metal Gear Solid) or fantasy (Mario), so I’m always happy to see games grounded in reality. (nods to Annapurna)

@Bod2019 I’m sure Johnny Fartpants is exactly as hilarious today as we was then.

@845H So that modders can make a PS3P handheld with an RPi? I give it 3 weeks till we see one.