Great article! I took a break halfway through to load the game on my genesis flash cart, then print and bind the game manual (it’s thick!!!) And 30 pages of it is a short story by Robert Silverberg (Hugo-winning author)
@smoreon But do we know for sure those Rambo and Conan actors did NOT go on to be criminals executed by the state? 😂 My inner 10-year old still wants to believe.
@GravyThief - You’ll get a really fancy gold leaf embossed certificate with the download code hand-scrawled in a text style appropriate for the game’s genre.
Yet another piece of hardware I never knew existed. I hope the editor writes an article on the process of getting the publishing files off the computer and to the printers. Chain of adapters? Does the OS support TCP/IP?
I don’t think I could bring myself to buy an MJ-associated game, had it come out. That said, the gameplay sounds like Geist turned up to 11, which would honestly be pretty rad.
My parent brain loves this concept. A bunch of licensed games from properties my kids love AND I don’t have to get nagged about “buy me this game” because they’re all there. But $300 plus the subscription? I’m also very skeptical of the quality of control, having lived through the Kinect era.
“Is MegaWiFi compatible with the original Mega Drive game library? No. MegaWiFi is a completely new device focused on supporting and enabling the development of new games with online functionality. It does not add online features to the original commercial catalog.” - Kickstarter FAQ
Oof. That’s gonna make this a real hard sell. Cool idea, but you need games to sell a system. Maybe there are enough homebrewers out there who can support the project AND develop games for it.
@pomegran - it’s the honor system and disclosure is part of the submission process. Catalog is a curated platform, so I would expect Panic to be looking for signs of genAI as they review submissions.
Please continue to inform us about these issues so we can make informed purchasing decisions. I hate that terrible people are investing in my hobby (and that terrible companies have been in my hobby for this long). If we ignore it as a community, nothing will change.
@Grackler - It’s more to prevent loss of operating costs for Commodore associated with diagnosing machines broken by 3rd party firmware. Every customer service call costs them money.
I feel like Apple Pippin support would be something they release quietly, not something you get people hyped up for before revealing. My money is on 3DO and Jaguar.
@slider1983 - This article did not read to be against the use of AI, and in fact presented the programmer as a rather sympathetic person with their use of AI. The article did state that people were in a huff about it, but allowed the programmer to present their case. As a reader (who’s not a fan of LLMs and generative AI) it provided me a good perspective from someone who’s not an AI evangelist.
Can someone explain why she is even tweeting about it? I only know her as a cog in the machine to destroy American democracy. Is she a known gamer? Is Sony paying US cabinet members to promote its brand?
Maybe I lack imagination or just have very little love for Crash, but I can't imagine what a Crash movie would be like. What's his personality outside of insane?
@breach187 Amen! Get people on board with war/dying for your leader/murdering for your leader by making it feel fun, exciting, and familiar. I don't know if America will survive our current spiral, but I hope the rest of the world can move on.
This is one of those systems that I know so little about due to its Japan-only release. Had no idea it was a failure, was a PlayStation competitor, and had a small library. What I find shocking after reviewing the games list is there is only ONE shmup released! Maybe shmups weren’t very hot at the time, but a 32-bit non-3d system would have some great shmup potential.
@Peteykins - Gamesradar and RetroHandhelds are saying it dumps the cart to memory and emulates.
@X68000 - I’ve seen there’s option switches for displaying in 4:3 or 16:9. I agree, it feels odd to even offer 16:9. Wonder if it’s aesthetics. The glass for the screen is the width of the cartridge, which looks nice. If it’s mostly black glass, that does end up looking like wasted space.
I miss when it was Peter Piper’s pizza (a Chuck E Cheese test case). I think they hit the balance of food and games when it was Peter Piper. Once they went Chuck E Cheese, it became a madhouse. Sad to see that space vacant, but I have no love for the pizza rat.
I was hoping these games would run on original Sega Genesis/MegaDrive hardware, but I guess not. Been getting spoiled by some of the amazing romhacks like Mobius Evolution and Sonic Hellfire. Still awesome work for the community!
@Broosh - Definitely can’t take em at face value. Learning how to interpret aggregate internet review scores is definitely a skill one must learn or be taught. How to identify review-bombing or meme-boosting is something I’m teaching my kids.
Do the creatures do anything or change? I’m really puzzled by the RPG categorization in the catalog but it makes me think there’s more to it than character creation.
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Re: Random: Did You Own A Scorpion XVI? The Mega Drive Clone Console That Put A Sting In Sega's Tail
People always compare the sound quality across Genesis/Mega Drive versions. Wonder how this one compares.
Re: New Virtua Fighter 32X Project Brings HD Polish To Sega's Groundbreaking Port
Awww nuts. I was hoping this would be an optimization of the 32x version FOR the 32x.
Re: The Making Of: Starflight - "Don't Let Me Die Until This Game Is Out" - An Oral History Of The Trailblazing Space Sandbox Sim
Great article! I took a break halfway through to load the game on my genesis flash cart, then print and bind the game manual (it’s thick!!!) And 30 pages of it is a short story by Robert Silverberg (Hugo-winning author)
Re: 'Panic 64' Is A New 3D-Platforming Adventure That Blends Together Sonic & Crash Bandicoot
@Broosh Yeah. Maybe some brightly colored cargo shorts and a backwards-turned fitted baseball cap would improve the look and visibility.
Re: "The Unmistakable Stench Of Bullsh*t" - No, Golden Axe Doesn't Feature Screams From Death Row Inmates
@smoreon But do we know for sure those Rambo and Conan actors did NOT go on to be criminals executed by the state? 😂 My inner 10-year old still wants to believe.
Re: Random: "Parents Thought It Looked Like A Wiggling Penis" - Remember When Animal Crossing Triggered A Lot Of "Angry Calls" To Nintendo?
I just scrolled through all 127 gyroids and not one made me think “penis”. Many of them look like they’ve got their “O” faces going on, but nary a penis to be found.
https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Gyroid/First-generation_Animal_Crossing
Re: Atari Signs Deal To Turn 10 Of Its Classic Games Into Movies, And It's Got Some People Scratching Their Heads
I think the Missile Command movie is just the offscreen action in the last act of Dr. Strangelove.
Re: "A Misunderstanding" - It Seems The Quintet Fan Translation Drama May Have A Happy Ending, After All
Wow! People being understanding and complimentary to each other on the internet. So happy to hear this happy ending. ☺️
Re: Random: "Small Handheld. Big Ben" - Is This The Coolest Use Of The Playdate Yet?
Wow. A productivity timer is the closest I’ve come to using my playdate for actual work.
Re: Random: Evercade Pokes Fun At Sony Killing Physical Media On PlayStation
@GravyThief - You’ll get a really fancy gold leaf embossed certificate with the download code hand-scrawled in a text style appropriate for the game’s genre.
Re: "The Magazine About Atari, Made On An Atari" - Atari Legacy Launches This Month
Yet another piece of hardware I never knew existed. I hope the editor writes an article on the process of getting the publishing files off the computer and to the printers. Chain of adapters? Does the OS support TCP/IP?
Re: Gallery: Here's A Closer Look At The Legendary Retro Gaming Store Beep's Brand-New Location
Those old computers 🤤
The X68000 is such a cool design.
Re: "The Single Largest Upgrade The Game Has Ever Had" - Sega's Ghostbusters Is Getting A Massive Overhaul
BillyTime knows his way around a ROM. He does such good work!
Re: Surprise! The Developers Behind Cuphead Just Announced A New 8-Bit Spin-Off For The Sega Master System
Time to finally buy that Power Base Converter.
Re: "The Important Thing Is That We Were Not Trying To Make A Vanity Project" - Enter The Matrix Dev Shiny Almost Made A Michael Jackson Game
I don’t think I could bring myself to buy an MJ-associated game, had it come out. That said, the gameplay sounds like Geist turned up to 11, which would honestly be pretty rad.
Re: "Commodore Can't Survive Solely On Nostalgia" - C64 Ultimate Creator Will Announce Its Next Product Later This Month
I do pine for a 3rd major ecosystem. But that’s probably just a dream.
Re: Random Game Saturday: Jaki Crush (Super Famicom)
@damo The new play date pinball game Devils on the Moon is another direct nod to the Demon pinball games on the 90s. And it’s sooooo good!
@notreallyhere There was a 2600 pinball game that was better than Crüe Ball? Guess I’ve got my next pinball game lined up.
Re: The Team Behind This Motion-Sensing Box Think It Can Match The Sales Of The Nintendo Wii
My parent brain loves this concept. A bunch of licensed games from properties my kids love AND I don’t have to get nagged about “buy me this game” because they’re all there. But $300 plus the subscription? I’m also very skeptical of the quality of control, having lived through the Kinect era.
Re: MegaWiFi Brings Online Play To The Sega Genesis / Mega Drive
“Is MegaWiFi compatible with the original Mega Drive game library?
No. MegaWiFi is a completely new device focused on supporting and enabling the development of new games with online functionality. It does not add online features to the original commercial catalog.” - Kickstarter FAQ
Oof. That’s gonna make this a real hard sell. Cool idea, but you need games to sell a system. Maybe there are enough homebrewers out there who can support the project AND develop games for it.
Re: "Pathetic. Keyboard Courage. Can't Stand It" - Call Of Duty Movie Director Has A Dim View Of The Video Game Series
Sounds like we’re getting another feature-length advertisement for the US Military.
Re: Playdate Has Had Enough Of All This Generative AI Nonsense
@pomegran - it’s the honor system and disclosure is part of the submission process. Catalog is a curated platform, so I would expect Panic to be looking for signs of genAI as they review submissions.
Re: Talking Point: "We, The Consumers, Need To Vote With Our Wallets" - The Moral Dilemma Of Supporting SNK In 2026
Please continue to inform us about these issues so we can make informed purchasing decisions. I hate that terrible people are investing in my hobby (and that terrible companies have been in my hobby for this long). If we ignore it as a community, nothing will change.
Re: "We Know This Might Feel Restrictive" - Commodore Explains Why It's Locking Down The C64 Ultimate
@Grackler - It’s more to prevent loss of operating costs for Commodore associated with diagnosing machines broken by 3rd party firmware. Every customer service call costs them money.
Re: "Locked And Loaded" - Polymega Is Adding Support For Two New CD-Based Retro Consoles
I feel like Apple Pippin support would be something they release quietly, not something you get people hyped up for before revealing. My money is on 3DO and Jaguar.
Re: "I Sympathise With The Negative Sentiment" - Technosoft's 'Fantastic Pinball' Gets An AI-Assisted English Translation
@slider1983 - This article did not read to be against the use of AI, and in fact presented the programmer as a rather sympathetic person with their use of AI. The article did state that people were in a huff about it, but allowed the programmer to present their case. As a reader (who’s not a fan of LLMs and generative AI) it provided me a good perspective from someone who’s not an AI evangelist.
Re: "I Decided To Complete It As A Tribute To Him" - 'Alone In The Dark' Creator's New Genesis Game Comes With Its Own Controller
@Slider2711 - Yeah, 2 spinners would be nice, but that’s a tough pill to swallow. Pretty sure it’ll cost you more on the secondary market, though.
Re: Random: "Blink Twice If You Need Help" - The Internet Dunks On Ex-WWE CEO For Claiming PSP Was "The Beginning Of Life On The Go"
Can someone explain why she is even tweeting about it? I only know her as a cog in the machine to destroy American democracy. Is she a known gamer? Is Sony paying US cabinet members to promote its brand?
Re: Sega 32X Is Getting An Ambitious Elite-Style Space Exploration Game Called 'SignalFall'
Maybe by the time the game is done, I’ll have the time and focus to play a space trading sim game on my 32x. It looks so cool!
Re: "You're Doing Nothing With It" - Crash Bandicoot's Co-Designer Asks "Where's the Movie? Where's The TV Series?"
Maybe I lack imagination or just have very little love for Crash, but I can't imagine what a Crash movie would be like. What's his personality outside of insane?
Re: "War Is Not A Video Game" - White House Social Media Post Mixing Iran War Footage With Nintendo's 'Wii Sports' Triggers Outcry
@breach187 Amen! Get people on board with war/dying for your leader/murdering for your leader by making it feel fun, exciting, and familiar. I don't know if America will survive our current spiral, but I hope the rest of the world can move on.
Re: "At EA, We Were Voted The Worst Company In America Because Of The End Of Mass Effect"
I don’t think anyone has “liked” EA since the 90s.
Re: "Then They F**ked With Us" - Cookie's Bustle Has Finally Been Liberated From Copyright Troll Hell
@Thad @MARl0 I sure hope some internet sleuths dig into this and report. I would love to know a motive for this madness.
Re: English Translation Of Cult Dreamcast RPG SEGAGAGA Is Complete, But There's A Catch
I’d love to know from translators if this approach of reviewing an automated translation is preferable to translating from scratch.
Re: Pure FX Appeal - Unpicking The History Of The PC-FX, One Of Japan's Biggest '90s Console Flops
This is one of those systems that I know so little about due to its Japan-only release. Had no idea it was a failure, was a PlayStation competitor, and had a small library. What I find shocking after reviewing the games list is there is only ONE shmup released! Maybe shmups weren’t very hot at the time, but a 32-bit non-3d system would have some great shmup potential.
Re: This New Game Boy ROM Hack Took Four Years To Create And Is "Essentially A Brand-New Mana Game"
Wow. Second major Suiken Densetsu project in a week! Mana fans are feasting right now.
Re: "A Bit Insane" - Fan-Made Parodius Port For Genesis / Mega Drive Just Gets Better And Better
Please keep us up to date on the progress. I would love to have this on my everdrive.
Re: Not Feeling Castlevania: Belmont's Curse's Art Style? Then Check Out Silent Planet
Up until the subway level, it was giving off Momodora vibes. Beautiful!
Re: "We're Getting Close" - Hyperkin's Much-Delayed Portable Genesis, The Mega95, Inches Towards Release
@Peteykins - Gamesradar and RetroHandhelds are saying it dumps the cart to memory and emulates.
@X68000 - I’ve seen there’s option switches for displaying in 4:3 or 16:9. I agree, it feels odd to even offer 16:9. Wonder if it’s aesthetics. The glass for the screen is the width of the cartridge, which looks nice. If it’s mostly black glass, that does end up looking like wasted space.
Re: PS1 Cult Classic Kula World Is Being Unofficially Ported To 32X
Woohoo! More 32x stuff to add to the Everdrive. Never heard of it, but looks fun.
Re: The Atari 7800 Is Getting Its Very Own Roguelike, And You Can Play It Now
It definitely looks like a hack of Dark Chabers. Those sprites look extremely familiar.
Re: Battle for Asciion Is A New Gradius & R-Type-Style Shooter, Created Entirely Out Of ASCII Text
Wow! Feels wrong to be on steam. A game like this should only be accessible through a BBS Door menu.
Re: How Miami's Arcade Odyssey Is Preserving The Heart And Soul Of The Arcade Experience
@KingMike - 6-player was a rare treat for me. I probably only saw one as a kid, but saw plenty of 4-player.
Re: Flagship Chuck's Arcade Kansas City Location Closes Without Warning
I miss when it was Peter Piper’s pizza (a Chuck E Cheese test case). I think they hit the balance of food and games when it was Peter Piper. Once they went Chuck E Cheese, it became a madhouse. Sad to see that space vacant, but I have no love for the pizza rat.
Re: Sega Announces New Hard-Boiled Sonic Audio Drama, Featuring Team Chaotix & "Lots Of Saxophone"
Subscribed! Big Vector fan.
Re: A New Framework For Making Sonic Fangames Is Currently In The Works, From The Creator Of Sonic CDX
I was hoping these games would run on original Sega Genesis/MegaDrive hardware, but I guess not. Been getting spoiled by some of the amazing romhacks like Mobius Evolution and Sonic Hellfire. Still awesome work for the community!
Re: The Zelda-Esque Playdate Adventure 'Ratcheteer' Is Coming To Nintendo Switch, PC, & Mac
I need to go back and try it again. It gets a lot of praise from the PD community. I stalled out on the game, but I can’t remember why.
Re: Random: The Fact That This Terrible Nintendo DS Could Top Metacritic Is Proof That Democracy Was A Mistake
@Broosh - Definitely can’t take em at face value. Learning how to interpret aggregate internet review scores is definitely a skill one must learn or be taught. How to identify review-bombing or meme-boosting is something I’m teaching my kids.
Re: "It Feels Like It's About To Turn Into An Urban Legend" - Here's Your Reminder That A Gold Version Of Castlevania: Bloodlines Exists
Is it actual gold plating? Or is it just golden?
Re: Oblings Is A Pocket-Sized "Spore-Like" Creature Creator For Panic's Tiny Yellow Machine
Do the creatures do anything or change? I’m really puzzled by the RPG categorization in the catalog but it makes me think there’s more to it than character creation.
Re: Roguecraft DX Is Coming To The Amiga, Mega65, And Game Boy Color
Never heard of the Mega65 till now.