@sdelfin I did not know this until today, but according to Wikipedia Sydney Sweeney was a math and robotics nerd in HS and is a genuine car enthusiast.
I still don't understand why Outrun should be made into a movie, but she seems like she might be the right person to take a crack at it.
@Crecca Are these products "garbage" for any reason other than casual racism?
Because last I checked, Anbernic products are very popular and often highly reviewed by the exact kind of tech-savvy crowd that would absolutely reject garbage products.
Weird how igniting a global trade war without any kind of plan or coherent reason can cause so many entirely predictable problems.
But at least some billionaires got even richer off the market manipulation. I hope they don't have any trouble getting a RetroTINK if they want one because it would be sad if they ever had to suffer even a moment of the slightest inconvenience.
This is a situation where the game itself is broken and not worth owning, but If they fixed it at all, it would ironically lose everything that made it noteworthy to begin with.
Either way, it's certainly not worth $6 just to briefly snicker at the novelty. Unlike movies, games don't really benefit from the "so bad it's good" effect.
It's easy to point and laugh about how wrong the AI got it, but just getting this close would still be inconceivable science fiction to anybody alive just a few years ago.
Scoffing at it minimizes the danger this poses. While we're laughing it's getting better and stronger, and at a rate we probably can't imagine.
This is heartbreaking stuff. Human culture is about to get drowned out by the regurgitated hallucinations of a billion computers. And people will happily buy it, feed it, and let it grow larger until there's nothing left.
Deats is right that this needs to be stopped now. It's just hard to imagine what can stop it. We'd need massive regulation implemented immediately. At least here in the United States, there's no prayer of seeing any kind of productive regulatory legislation in the forseeable future. If our shambolic joke of a government weighs in at all, it'll surely be on the side of the AI robots and the wealthy CEOs profitting off them.
@profkross I just meant that it didn't have any impact on useability. Whether it had any appreciable impact on sales, I honestly don't know. Personally, I doubt the physical appearance of the thing really mattered all that much, but there's room for reasonable people to disagree.
In the end, I think the TG-16 failed because the NES was still going really strong in 1987 and it just didn't bring enough to the table to penetrate Ninendo's cultural dominance at the time. People didn't start getting tired of the NES until at least a year or so later, at which point Sega was ready and waiting to leap into the fray with a lot more firepower than NEC.
The change in form isn't surprising given American tendencies to prefer things big and overstated. At least in this case it didn't matter much since the device ultimately sat on a shelf. But this kind of logic revealed its flaws when it came to designing handheld products like the Lynx and the XBox "Duke" that were almost comically non-ergonomic.
The name change makes perfect sense, though. Despite its lack of success, I think they got the name right. TurboGrafx-16 still sounds kind of cool to me, and I would have found "PC Engine" confusing at the time as well.
Nice to have all the options, but I feel like this market is going to collapse in on itself in a few more years. I don't even understand how it supports the sheer number of devices coming from Ambernic alone, much less all of its competitors.
A comprehensive collection certainly would have been more exciting. There's enough here to be interested, but only in a "wait until it's on sale" kind of way.
I guess if your once legendary brand has been reduced to just releasing compliations of former glory, it's dangerous to release everything all at once and have nothing left to sell.
Funny this pops up today. I was just playing Star Successor this weekend!
I always wanted to like the original game but was never able to jive with it. The controls never felt natural to me and my thumbs keep tripping over each other. But the Wiimote and Nunchuck controls in the sequel are absolutely perfect for this kind of game.
The NES was such a forward-thinking console. The kinds of games this thing was playing at the end of its run would have been utterly unthinkable based on its initial "black box" launch.
I don't know exactly what mapper chips this cart would have been packing, but in an era of "pro" consoles, it's eye-opening to think back on a time when software was hardware, and that you could literally upgrade your console by just buying a different game.
Really looking forward to this, but it's a shame that the native Genesis/MD version is going to be delayed later than the emulated console versions.
Just seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of the audience for a game like this. Even if a physical cart takes time to manufacture, I'd happily buy a ROM on day one.
At the risk of opening a can of worms, it's a shame he starts the video by parroting the misinformation that FPGA consoles aren't employing emulation. But otherwise, this is an enjoyable ride.
Cute, I guess? But that's basically just a generic $10 digital clock/thermometer mounted in a miniature arcade cabinet.
It's the kind of thing you might see on one of those aisle tables in a department store (back when those still existed) around the holidays as a $20 stocking stuffer for desperate shoppers that have no idea what the hell to get their nephew this year.
But trying to crowdfund it at $80 a pop? You've got to be kidding.
@user0 Honestly. While this is a nice update, I don't understand why they continue to ignore obvious and easy-to-implement feature requests like button mapping.
It still doesn't work with the DAC that they sold to people before quietly removing support from the list of planned Dock updates.
Analogue hit their peak with the MegaSG/SuperNT. It was still possible at that point to believe in them. The Dock is a nice piece of kit, but its strengths are mostly due to the high quality of external developer support.
At this point, they seem to be defined more by their complete disdain for their customers than anything else. I doubt I'll ever buy anything from them again. Such a shame.
Kind of a neat party trick? But I honestly don't see the point. If you have a Saturn modded with a Fenrir, you already have all your games loaded onto the SD card and it's not like it's a huge hassle to add more.
The product overall isn't for me but this is a really cool idea and renews my long-standing saltiness that Nintendo never released a Joycon with a proper d-pad.
@Right_Said_Brett Sure, I just don't understand why the game doesn't auto-select what I've already chosen in the console settings. That's the whole point of the console having those settings to begin with.
This is really cute, but it does make me wonder how many players routinely dig into the settings before starting a game to make sure they match their setup. Even with modern consoles letting you set master preferences, games often ignore them. I frequently have to make sure the sound settings are appropriate for my receiver and surround setup (developers seem convinced that literally everybody plays games wearing headphones now).
I'd guess the vast majority of people just connect stuff, leave everything at the default setting, and assume that's how it's supposed to be.
Resurrecting a brand and a logo is literally meaningless, but doing it with Acclaim is outright perplexing.
Acclaim wasn't even that great back in the day. They publshed solid ports of some popular arcade games like NBA Jam and Mortal Kombat, but it's not like they own those properties today. Otherwise, they were primarily in the business of mediocre licensed games — again, properties they don't own.
This is the weirdest kind of nostalgia play. What's next? LJN?
@JayJ Hate to break it to you, but these tariffs are going to make food more expensive too. We don't only import electronics.
The difference between this and recent inflation is that inflation was a worldwide phenomenon resulting from the complex results of a global pandemic and supply chain disruptions while these tarrifs are just a preposterous unforced error enacted by fiat.
"Sega's legal approach resulted in "about 300" of the original SuperSega units being destroyed."
And by "about 300" we mean none. Because none were ever made. At all.
Please stop reporting anything this guy says as if it's even tangentially related to something happening in reality. In fact, please stop reporting on him at all.
Any company that has to spend time issuing simpering apologies for obviously bad business practices has already shown it doesn't care. Be better and then we'll believe you can be better, but understand that because of your own behavior, you're already fighting an uphill battle. This isn't rocket science.
"I started copying a lot of the dialogue directly from the Switch, just to be done once and for all."
This is genuinely wild stuff, as if simply wanting to be done with the assignment is reason enough to commit fraud. He seems to genuinely believe that it's okay to do your job only up until the point that you don't want to do it anymore, while still deserving credit (and payment) for the part that you stole.
The lack of any contrition whatsoever is remarkable.
Interesting that they aren't announcing Switch support. Even with the Switch 2 impending, there are still a gazillion Switches out there.
I'll be really curious to see if Nintendo releases a new Pro controller for Switch 2 or if they'll just continue to offer the current model. The Pro was a solid controller but "HD Rumble" never amounted to much, and to whatever extent it was noticeable it's been pretty thoroughly outclassed by the insane haptics on the Dual Sense.
Unless they're planning a substantial upgrade, I could definitely see using one of these as my daily driver on Switch 2 (assuming support in the future).
This can't last long. If their hardware is accessing some centralized ROM repository — which it must be, right? — that just means there is a centralized target for legal action.
Projects like this are cool, and to some extent this kind of thing was going on during the 16-bit era with advanced mappers and chips like FX and SVP. But even those enhancements were still limited by the technology at the time.
Once you're making use of an additional 30 years of technology to push this far "beyond the power of the console," I'm not sure I understand why you'd bother making your game for that console to begin with. Novelty? Programming challenge?
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Re: The Sega Classic OutRun Is Coming To The Big Screen, With Michael Bay Attached To Direct
@sdelfin I did not know this until today, but according to Wikipedia Sydney Sweeney was a math and robotics nerd in HS and is a genuine car enthusiast.
I still don't understand why Outrun should be made into a movie, but she seems like she might be the right person to take a crack at it.
Just a shame about the Michael Bay part.
Re: The Sega Classic OutRun Is Coming To The Big Screen, With Michael Bay Attached To Direct
I always wondered what Outrun would be like with a billion quick cuts and an incoherent sense of spatial awareness.
Oh, and at least one piss joke.
Re: Emulation Handheld Maker Anbernic Suspends All Shipments To The US
@Crecca Are these products "garbage" for any reason other than casual racism?
Because last I checked, Anbernic products are very popular and often highly reviewed by the exact kind of tech-savvy crowd that would absolutely reject garbage products.
Re: US RetroTINK Shipments Are Being Temporarily Suspended
Weird how igniting a global trade war without any kind of plan or coherent reason can cause so many entirely predictable problems.
But at least some billionaires got even richer off the market manipulation. I hope they don't have any trouble getting a RetroTINK if they want one because it would be sad if they ever had to suffer even a moment of the slightest inconvenience.
Re: Nintendo Switch Online Update Brings Netplay Back To One Of Sega's Best Brawlers
@IceClimbersMain DC games on Switch 2 NSO would be killer.
Re: A Fix For The Virtual Boy's (Second) Biggest Failing Is Available
Kind of wish I had one of these as a display piece and I always appreciate these kinds of efforts at hardware preservation.
But at this point, the best way to experience the Virtual Boy is by jailbreaking a 3DS.
Re: One Of The Worst Games Of All Time Has Arrived On Steam, And The Reviews Are Exactly What You'd Expect
This is a situation where the game itself is broken and not worth owning, but If they fixed it at all, it would ironically lose everything that made it noteworthy to begin with.
Either way, it's certainly not worth $6 just to briefly snicker at the novelty. Unlike movies, games don't really benefit from the "so bad it's good" effect.
Re: Microsoft Created A Demo Of Quake II Using AI, And It's Gone About As Well As You'd Expect
This is a dangerous reaction.
It's easy to point and laugh about how wrong the AI got it, but just getting this close would still be inconceivable science fiction to anybody alive just a few years ago.
Scoffing at it minimizes the danger this poses. While we're laughing it's getting better and stronger, and at a rate we probably can't imagine.
Re: US Tariffs Likely To Cause "Significant Difficulties" And Render Some Devices "Uneconomical", Says RetroTink Creator
There you go putting politics into our gaming news again just because it's relevant and accurate to do so.
Re: "Might Be Time To Go Back To A Corporate Job" - Trump's Tariffs Come Into Effect
Been 48 hours since "Liberation Day" and I see this comment thread is aging gracefully!
Re: "The Biggest Art Heist In History" - Castlevania Director Takes Aim At AI
This is heartbreaking stuff. Human culture is about to get drowned out by the regurgitated hallucinations of a billion computers. And people will happily buy it, feed it, and let it grow larger until there's nothing left.
Deats is right that this needs to be stopped now. It's just hard to imagine what can stop it. We'd need massive regulation implemented immediately. At least here in the United States, there's no prayer of seeing any kind of productive regulatory legislation in the forseeable future. If our shambolic joke of a government weighs in at all, it'll surely be on the side of the AI robots and the wealthy CEOs profitting off them.
Re: Here's Why The TurboGrafx-16 Is So Much Bigger Than The PC Engine
@-wc- Ha — fair enough.
Re: Here's Why The TurboGrafx-16 Is So Much Bigger Than The PC Engine
@profkross I just meant that it didn't have any impact on useability. Whether it had any appreciable impact on sales, I honestly don't know. Personally, I doubt the physical appearance of the thing really mattered all that much, but there's room for reasonable people to disagree.
In the end, I think the TG-16 failed because the NES was still going really strong in 1987 and it just didn't bring enough to the table to penetrate Ninendo's cultural dominance at the time. People didn't start getting tired of the NES until at least a year or so later, at which point Sega was ready and waiting to leap into the fray with a lot more firepower than NEC.
Re: Here's Why The TurboGrafx-16 Is So Much Bigger Than The PC Engine
The change in form isn't surprising given American tendencies to prefer things big and overstated. At least in this case it didn't matter much since the device ultimately sat on a shelf. But this kind of logic revealed its flaws when it came to designing handheld products like the Lynx and the XBox "Duke" that were almost comically non-ergonomic.
The name change makes perfect sense, though. Despite its lack of success, I think they got the name right. TurboGrafx-16 still sounds kind of cool to me, and I would have found "PC Engine" confusing at the time as well.
Re: Attacking Retro Modders Is Not Cool, And It Needs To Stop
The internet is frequently the worst possible combination of anonymity and entitlement.
The entire world needs a refresher on the golden rule. This shouldn't be so damn hard.
Re: AYANEO's "Small, Yet Mighty" Pocket ACE Breaks Cover
Man, this is just such a crowded space now.
Nice to have all the options, but I feel like this market is going to collapse in on itself in a few more years. I don't even understand how it supports the sheer number of devices coming from Ambernic alone, much less all of its competitors.
Re: Some Fans Have Issues With Gradius Origins, And They Have A Point
A comprehensive collection certainly would have been more exciting. There's enough here to be interested, but only in a "wait until it's on sale" kind of way.
I guess if your once legendary brand has been reduced to just releasing compliations of former glory, it's dangerous to release everything all at once and have nothing left to sell.
Re: Do You Like Sin & Punishment, Alien Soldier And Radiant Silvergun? Then You Might Also Like Eternal Guardian Rubine
Funny this pops up today. I was just playing Star Successor this weekend!
I always wanted to like the original game but was never able to jive with it. The controls never felt natural to me and my thumbs keep tripping over each other. But the Wiimote and Nunchuck controls in the sequel are absolutely perfect for this kind of game.
Re: A Long-Lost NES Port Of Populous Has Just Been Discovered After 33 Years
This is wild.
The NES was such a forward-thinking console. The kinds of games this thing was playing at the end of its run would have been utterly unthinkable based on its initial "black box" launch.
I don't know exactly what mapper chips this cart would have been packing, but in an era of "pro" consoles, it's eye-opening to think back on a time when software was hardware, and that you could literally upgrade your console by just buying a different game.
Re: Earthion's Soundtrack "Has Surpassed" Streets Of Rage 2 To The Point That Even Its Unused Songs Are "Keepers"
Really looking forward to this, but it's a shame that the native Genesis/MD version is going to be delayed later than the emulated console versions.
Just seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of the audience for a game like this. Even if a physical cart takes time to manufacture, I'd happily buy a ROM on day one.
Re: Video: The SuperSega Scandal Is Even Crazier Than You Imagined, And Here's The Proof
At the risk of opening a can of worms, it's a shame he starts the video by parroting the misinformation that FPGA consoles aren't employing emulation. But otherwise, this is an enjoyable ride.
Re: I Love The Neo Geo, But This Tiny Arcade Cabinet Is A Hard Pass
Cute, I guess? But that's basically just a generic $10 digital clock/thermometer mounted in a miniature arcade cabinet.
It's the kind of thing you might see on one of those aisle tables in a department store (back when those still existed) around the holidays as a $20 stocking stuffer for desperate shoppers that have no idea what the hell to get their nephew this year.
But trying to crowdfund it at $80 a pop? You've got to be kidding.
Re: Interview: "We’ve Come Full Circle!" - WayForward On Sigma Star Saga DX, And What's Next For The Shantae Developer
They need to make the GBA ROM available for purchase.
It's going to be available one way or another, but I'd love a chance to actually pay them for it, so they'd be wise to make sure that's possible.
Re: Analogue Pocket Now Supports Every Nintendo Switch Online Controller
@user0 Honestly. While this is a nice update, I don't understand why they continue to ignore obvious and easy-to-implement feature requests like button mapping.
It still doesn't work with the DAC that they sold to people before quietly removing support from the list of planned Dock updates.
Analogue hit their peak with the MegaSG/SuperNT. It was still possible at that point to believe in them. The Dock is a nice piece of kit, but its strengths are mostly due to the high quality of external developer support.
At this point, they seem to be defined more by their complete disdain for their customers than anything else. I doubt I'll ever buy anything from them again. Such a shame.
Re: OneXPlayer's OneXSugar Handheld Can Transform Into A Next-Gen Nintendo DS
This looks like if Soundwave turned into a portable video game console instead of a tape deck.
Re: Random: This Two-Sided NES Cart Is Blowing Our Tiny Minds
That's hysterical. Totally unnecessary, but hysterical.
Would that even fit in a front-loading NES? Or can it only be used with the top-loader?
Re: You Can Now Stream Sega Saturn Games To Your Console Over WiFi
Kind of a neat party trick? But I honestly don't see the point. If you have a Saturn modded with a Fenrir, you already have all your games loaded onto the SD card and it's not like it's a huge hassle to add more.
Am I missing something here?
Re: Sega's After Burner Gets A Coin-Op Successor In The Form Of Top Gun: Maverick
@mjparker77 Yeah, I still have it downloaded on my 360 as well. I just don't haul that poor old thing out of the closet much these days.
It's just stupid that, regardless of whether or not it was delisted, I'm not able to download it onto my Series S.
TeknoParrot looks pretty cool though! I'll have a look...
Re: Sega's After Burner Gets A Coin-Op Successor In The Form Of Top Gun: Maverick
I'll take this opportunity to note what a damn shame it is that Afterburner Climax was delisted and can't be played on any modern hardware.
Re: SuperSega Boss Is Now Trying To Block People Getting Refunds
It's still just so hard to believe that face would lie.
Re: Review: AYANEO 3 - A Remarkable (And Pricey) Modular Gaming Handheld
The product overall isn't for me but this is a really cool idea and renews my long-standing saltiness that Nintendo never released a Joycon with a proper d-pad.
Re: Ex-Acclaim Dev Gives Closer Look At The Cancelled SNES Title 'Mortal Kombat Nitro'
"there was one particular bug that bothered me, which was how the game played"
I feel like this is stretching the definition of "bug."
Re: SNES Consoles Appear To Be Getting Faster As They Age
Just ran a few tests and I can confirm with my SNES. It's almost up to Mode 8.
Re: Today I Learned That Metal Gear Solid Roasted People Who Didn't Own A Stereo TV
@Right_Said_Brett Sure, I just don't understand why the game doesn't auto-select what I've already chosen in the console settings. That's the whole point of the console having those settings to begin with.
Re: Today I Learned That Metal Gear Solid Roasted People Who Didn't Own A Stereo TV
This is really cute, but it does make me wonder how many players routinely dig into the settings before starting a game to make sure they match their setup. Even with modern consoles letting you set master preferences, games often ignore them. I frequently have to make sure the sound settings are appropriate for my receiver and surround setup (developers seem convinced that literally everybody plays games wearing headphones now).
I'd guess the vast majority of people just connect stuff, leave everything at the default setting, and assume that's how it's supposed to be.
Re: Namco's 45th Anniversary Plans For Pac-Man Include Games, Accessories, Live Events, & More
Unless their plans include finally releasing Pac-Man CE: DX on modern platforms, I don't really care what else they have in mind.
Get it together, Namco.
Re: Random: This Teacher Challenged His Students To Hook Up An NES To An Old TV
That ridiculously pristine Challenge Set box is making me feel things.
God, gaming was magical back then.
Re: More Than 20 Years Later, Acclaim Is Back From The Dead, And WWE Legend Jeff Jarrett Is Involved
Resurrecting a brand and a logo is literally meaningless, but doing it with Acclaim is outright perplexing.
Acclaim wasn't even that great back in the day. They publshed solid ports of some popular arcade games like NBA Jam and Mortal Kombat, but it's not like they own those properties today. Otherwise, they were primarily in the business of mediocre licensed games — again, properties they don't own.
This is the weirdest kind of nostalgia play. What's next? LJN?
Re: "Might Be Time To Go Back To A Corporate Job" - Trump's Tariffs Come Into Effect
@JayJ Hate to break it to you, but these tariffs are going to make food more expensive too. We don't only import electronics.
The difference between this and recent inflation is that inflation was a worldwide phenomenon resulting from the complex results of a global pandemic and supply chain disruptions while these tarrifs are just a preposterous unforced error enacted by fiat.
Re: "Might Be Time To Go Back To A Corporate Job" - Trump's Tariffs Come Into Effect
It's "fear mongering" in the same sense that warning people of an impending hurricane is "fear mongering."
Of course, NOAA is getting gutted, so I guess we won't have to deal with that anymore either.
Re: SuperSega Back-Pedals With MiSTer FPGA, Aims For Lower Price
"Sega's legal approach resulted in "about 300" of the original SuperSega units being destroyed."
And by "about 300" we mean none. Because none were ever made. At all.
Please stop reporting anything this guy says as if it's even tangentially related to something happening in reality. In fact, please stop reporting on him at all.
Re: GBA Classic Sigma Star Saga Is Getting An Enhanced 'DX' Cartridge Release, 20 Years On
@AngelFox
Cheap shot? Maybe.
Couldn't resist.
Re: GBA Classic Sigma Star Saga Is Getting An Enhanced 'DX' Cartridge Release, 20 Years On
The new DX version adds numerous refinements over the original 2005 release, including [a special edition voltage-mismatched cartridge].
Re: Interview: "We’ve Certainly Made Mistakes" - Limited Run's Boss On Winning Back The Trust Of The Community
Talk is cheap.
Any company that has to spend time issuing simpering apologies for obviously bad business practices has already shown it doesn't care. Be better and then we'll believe you can be better, but understand that because of your own behavior, you're already fighting an uphill battle. This isn't rocket science.
Re: What's The Most Influential Video Game of All Time? BAFTA Needs Your Help To Decide
@snk2d4life I was literally going to post this.
Another NES Works fan, I presume...
Re: "These Short Games Mean Nothing To Me" - Retro-Bit Translator Denies Wrongdoing In "Baffling" Rant
"I started copying a lot of the dialogue directly from the Switch, just to be done once and for all."
This is genuinely wild stuff, as if simply wanting to be done with the assignment is reason enough to commit fraud. He seems to genuinely believe that it's okay to do your job only up until the point that you don't want to do it anymore, while still deserving credit (and payment) for the part that you stole.
The lack of any contrition whatsoever is remarkable.
Re: Random: Distributor Koch Appears To Think The Intellivision Amico Is Still Coming
This is perplexing on two completely different levels.
For starters, this thing clearly isn't coming out.
But even if this was real and shipping today, I genuinely don't understand why anybody would want one.
Re: 8BitDo Has Announced The Successor To Its Ultimate Wireless Controller
Interesting that they aren't announcing Switch support. Even with the Switch 2 impending, there are still a gazillion Switches out there.
I'll be really curious to see if Nintendo releases a new Pro controller for Switch 2 or if they'll just continue to offer the current model. The Pro was a solid controller but "HD Rumble" never amounted to much, and to whatever extent it was noticeable it's been pretty thoroughly outclassed by the insane haptics on the Dual Sense.
Unless they're planning a substantial upgrade, I could definitely see using one of these as my daily driver on Switch 2 (assuming support in the future).
Re: Anbernic's New Firmware Has Opened A Can Of Worms That Could Damage The Handheld Emulation Market
This can't last long. If their hardware is accessing some centralized ROM repository — which it must be, right? — that just means there is a centralized target for legal action.
Re: GamesCare's New Genesis Dev Cart Will Help "Create Games Beyond The Power Of The Console"
Projects like this are cool, and to some extent this kind of thing was going on during the 16-bit era with advanced mappers and chips like FX and SVP. But even those enhancements were still limited by the technology at the time.
Once you're making use of an additional 30 years of technology to push this far "beyond the power of the console," I'm not sure I understand why you'd bother making your game for that console to begin with. Novelty? Programming challenge?