I didn't even need to know that it goes bonkers. Just seeing that it was a shooting gallery game, where you can shoot to the background and, towards the screen in the FOREGROUND!?
"Pikachu, from the 'Pokemon' games, is a small and cute mouse-like creature, yellow, with sharp pointy ears, a tail shaped like a lightning bolt with a brown tip, and no weapons."
"Sparkit, from the 'Palworld' game, is a bipedal cat-like pal resembling a tiger or a tabby. Its body is covered with light yellow fur with a white muzzle. It has a bushy tail, and a big ****ing gun."
There are many thoughtful comments in this thread, and I think you really touched on something with “the internet taught me.” In my younger days, I was pretty vulnerable and definitely “unliked” a lot of things I personally loved because “the internet taught me” it sucks/is lame. Bands, movies, games. Took me longer than I’d care to admit to get over all that and just be true to myself. (At least I think that’s what you sort of meant. If I got it totally wrong, my apologies.)
Yeah, I think both things can be true. Like for example, Dragon's Lair was a phenomenon at the time. I remember first seeing it in a convenience store, a bunch of older teens crowded around it, but I got the full view from the 2nd monitor on top. "They're playing a cartoon?!?" The creator, Don Bluth, thought it was the future of video games. He was wrong of course, because the gameplay is very limited. But I'll be damned if it wasn't incredible at the time.
As for movie examples, Star Wars: Episode I has a consensus negative opinion now in retrospect. But it was all theatres PACKED with cheering crowds at the time. We were just happy to have a new Star Wars film for the first time after such a long wait since Jedi. That was when having more Star Wars movies to look forward to was not guaranteed!
Another one is Star Trek: Generations. Now it's looked at as "one of the odd numbered Trek movies to 'skip' ". But at the time? Picard and Kirk together? It was incredible. Also, that was the first time I downloaded a movie script from the Internet, BEFORE it hit theatres!
So, now I can intellectually accept criticisms of those things, but no one can take away the rush, the thrills, the happy memories that they gave me at the time, and still do nostalgically.
One day my friend called me and said "I got a Genesis!"
I biked right over and marveled at what I saw on the screen. It was Altered Beast. "It looks just like the arcade!" I exclaimed. The sprites were so massive compared to the NES that the quality of gameplay didn't matter. Actually it wasn't until years later that the Internet taught me that "Altered Beast sucks".
The game should begin with a non-playable scene, your character Simon walking into a room, a big build-up of Dracula appearing (flashy effects, doomy music), and then Simon throws a single bottle of holy water at him, defeating him instantly.
Then you just walk on, and start the actual gameplay.
I would blame TimeExtension, but apparently City Connection and Clear River Games also don't know the genre of the game they are making and announcing.
The original 3 games (and this one) are beat 'em ups. They are not fighters.
Interesting theme. But without solid gameplay mechanics, it would just be a gimmick...which is unfortunately what I assume it is.
Are the designers familiar with all the latest in modern "German-style" board and card games? And they made a wonderfully fun game that just happens to have this theme?
Or did they just say "Hey, let's create a video game brand-themed card game!" And then slapped some UNO-like game together?
Yeah, the people that throw a fit over $8 Arcade Archives prices are annoying, acting like it's some great injustice.
I don't mind people not thinking that's a good value for them though. Especially because there are 10 releases planned. For me that would be $100 CAD total. I'd rather wait 6 months (or whatever) to get them each for half off.
Because they aren't "A-tier" games, I think it would have been a better value and make more sense in a Jaleco curio bundle, like the Taito Milestones collections.
Why is this the first I'm hearing of a Gimmick sequel???
I initially skipped the articles of the "Limited Run Games Showcase" because I'm not interested in their physical releases (because of the horror stories).
But I wasn't remembering that all of those are also released digitally too.
Yeah, I'm very wary about lack of English in EGGCONSOLE releases. Action games seem the safest bets. I don't know if it was here or NintendoLife that has an ongoing article about which ones are recommended.
I think you should judge a console based on its ORIGINAL game library (otherwise, the "Switch 2" will automatically be "better" than "Switch 1", and "Switch 3" will be better than "2", etc.)
You shouldn't give Switch points for A Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time.
But having Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom is compelling on its own.
I think you'd probably enjoy that fan translation more than this, because all the "EGGCONSOLE" games are in Japanese. All Japanese. No English in game, just English menus.
I am interested in the action games (I owned Thexder back in the day), but no, I'm not going to play an RPG in Japanese...
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Re: Atari Is Releasing A New 7800+ Port Of The Miner 2049er Sequel 'Bounty Bob Strikes Back!'
I remember Miner 2049er on ColecoVision.
Weird when they make sequels and change the name up so much that it's unrecognizable.
Re: Yes, id Software's John Carmack Was Barred From Buying A Ferrari
The highest speed limit in America is 85mph.
I'm sure a Ferrari off the lot can do 85 yes?
So why would you bother going through the effort and cost to make your car faster when you can't drive it anywhere at that speed?
(if you can't tell, I'm not a "car guy")
Re: Irem Collection Volume 2 Finally Gets Western Release Date After Delay
It's Air Duel not Air Dual.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Release Is Tecmo's Crosshair Shooter 'Riot'
@PKDuckman
I didn't even need to know that it goes bonkers. Just seeing that it was a shooting gallery game, where you can shoot to the background and, towards the screen in the FOREGROUND!?
So cool! Also, the cutscenes look badass.
Re: A Rare VHS From Data East & Capcom's 'Fighter's History' Trial Has Been Found
Coming soon to a VHS tape near you:
"Pikachu, from the 'Pokemon' games, is a small and cute mouse-like creature, yellow, with sharp pointy ears, a tail shaped like a lightning bolt with a brown tip, and no weapons."
"Sparkit, from the 'Palworld' game, is a bipedal cat-like pal resembling a tiger or a tabby. Its body is covered with light yellow fur with a white muzzle. It has a bushy tail, and a big ****ing gun."
Re: Random: That Time Sega Got Donald Duck In Trouble With Disney For Animal Cruelty
This animal stuff all makes more sense than when McDonald's freaked out that Ronald was collecting hamburgers "on the ground".
Re: New EGM Compendium Project Smashes Kickstarter Target In Under 24 Hours
"Gaming magazines are no more. But don't worry...they'll come back as books!"
I'll get this. Looking forward to hearing that it is on the market.
Re: Talking Point: Is There Such A Thing As "Bad" Nostalgia?
bobby_steurer wrote:
Yeah, I think both things can be true. Like for example, Dragon's Lair was a phenomenon at the time. I remember first seeing it in a convenience store, a bunch of older teens crowded around it, but I got the full view from the 2nd monitor on top. "They're playing a cartoon?!?" The creator, Don Bluth, thought it was the future of video games. He was wrong of course, because the gameplay is very limited. But I'll be damned if it wasn't incredible at the time.
As for movie examples, Star Wars: Episode I has a consensus negative opinion now in retrospect. But it was all theatres PACKED with cheering crowds at the time. We were just happy to have a new Star Wars film for the first time after such a long wait since Jedi. That was when having more Star Wars movies to look forward to was not guaranteed!
Another one is Star Trek: Generations. Now it's looked at as "one of the odd numbered Trek movies to 'skip' ". But at the time? Picard and Kirk together? It was incredible. Also, that was the first time I downloaded a movie script from the Internet, BEFORE it hit theatres!
So, now I can intellectually accept criticisms of those things, but no one can take away the rush, the thrills, the happy memories that they gave me at the time, and still do nostalgically.
Re: Talking Point: Is There Such A Thing As "Bad" Nostalgia?
One day my friend called me and said "I got a Genesis!"
I biked right over and marveled at what I saw on the screen.
It was Altered Beast. "It looks just like the arcade!" I exclaimed. The sprites were so massive compared to the NES that the quality of gameplay didn't matter. Actually it wasn't until years later that the Internet taught me that "Altered Beast sucks".
Re: Interview: "We Were World Leaders" - The History Of System 3 And The Last Ninja
I run a weekly retro video game poll on Reddit.
For the NES/Master System Era, "International Karate +" ended up #74.
Re: More Taito Arcade Archives Games Are Now On Sale On PS4 & The Switch eShop
@Teksetter
Ah, you're right. The Darius Cozmic Collection Arcade collection has the 2-screen version.
The Taito Milestones 2 collection, like the Arcade Archives individual release, has the 3-screen version.
Re: Jaleco's 'Saiyūki World', 'Magic John', & 'Pizza Pop!' Are Coming To Nintendo Switch
Japan-exclusive! Yeah!
Re: More Taito Arcade Archives Games Are Now On Sale On PS4 & The Switch eShop
@Teksetter
Darius II is also in the Darius Cozmic Collection Arcade and Taito Milestones 2 collections.
Re: Edia's 'Tenshi No Uta Collection' Is Out Now On The Switch eShop In Japan
Former Japan exclusives for the TurboGrafx-16 Super CD-ROM²
First time released in the West, so they will be mine!
Re: Namco's Tank Shooter Game 'VS. Battle City' Is Coming To Switch & PS4 This Week
@DestructoDisk
Yup. Namco Museum.
Re: The Making Of: Do Me A Favour (Sega Master Mix '90) - Sega's Fan-Made Rap Masterpiece
They sound a lot like Slick Rick.
Re: Three Classic Midway / Williams Arcade Games Are Coming To Analogue Pocket Soon
I've been hoping for Bally/Midway/Williams games to come to Switch for so long.....
Re: Gallery: The Console Chronicles Is Rather Lovely, If We Do Say So Ourselves
@Moochy
I haven't read it, but I got the sense that Reggie's book was a "pep talk" book.
"How I became CEO of Nintendo and how you can too!"
Re: A Bunch Of King Of Fighters Games Are Currently 50% Off On Switch, Xbox One, And PS4
THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII GLOBAL MATCH is also 20% off, on sale for the first time on Switch.
Re: Star Fox Studio Argonaut Is Back, And It's Remastering Croc
I think this is an example of: "WOW! I remember that game!"
And not so much: "That was a great game!"
Re: Interview: How Retroware's Castlevania Parody 'The Translyvania Adventure of Simon Quest' Pokes Fun At Konami's Series
The game should begin with a non-playable scene, your character Simon walking into a room, a big build-up of Dracula appearing (flashy effects, doomy music), and then Simon throws a single bottle of holy water at him, defeating him instantly.
Then you just walk on, and start the actual gameplay.
Re: Nihon Falcom's 'Star Trader' & 'Xanadu Scenario II' Are Coming To Switch
How much Japanese is required to play them?
Are either recommended for English speakers?
Re: SNES Fighter Rushing Beat Is Getting A New Entry, 'Rushing Beat X: Return Of Brawl Brothers'
I would blame TimeExtension, but apparently City Connection and Clear River Games also don't know the genre of the game they are making and announcing.
The original 3 games (and this one) are beat 'em ups. They are not fighters.
Re: Chicago Museum To Hold Arcade Exhibit On Mortal Kombat & NBA Jam Developer Midway
And Tron, Discs of Tron, Spy Hunter, Rampage...
Re: New Book Dives Into The History Of Classic '80s Arcade Games
720° and Defender still not on Switch.
Don't the rights holders know that we want these Midway/Williams/etc. games?
Re: Console Wars The Card Game Aims To Turn Fan Toxicity Into Something Positive
Interesting theme. But without solid gameplay mechanics, it would just be a gimmick...which is unfortunately what I assume it is.
Are the designers familiar with all the latest in modern "German-style" board and card games? And they made a wonderfully fun game that just happens to have this theme?
Or did they just say "Hey, let's create a video game brand-themed card game!" And then slapped some UNO-like game together?
Re: SNK Vs. Capcom's Promotional Artwork Has Been Censored To Cover Mai's Modesty
Removed
Re: JALECOlle Famicom Edition Brings Jaleco NES Classics To Switch
@jesse_dylan
Yes, I am always intrigued by the former Japan-exclusives. I like to hope that they are all "lost classics" just waiting for me to discover.
Even if they are just weird curios, that's fun too!
Re: JALECOlle Famicom Edition Brings Jaleco NES Classics To Switch
@jesse_dylan
Yeah, the people that throw a fit over $8 Arcade Archives prices are annoying, acting like it's some great injustice.
I don't mind people not thinking that's a good value for them though. Especially because there are 10 releases planned. For me that would be $100 CAD total. I'd rather wait 6 months (or whatever) to get them each for half off.
Because they aren't "A-tier" games, I think it would have been a better value and make more sense in a Jaleco curio bundle, like the Taito Milestones collections.
Re: The Game That Inspired The Term 'Roguelike' Is Now Available On Switch
Got it on Steam and I'll get it on Switch.
Re: Konami's Jackal Hits Arcade Archives On Switch And PS4 This Week
Teksetter wrote:
I remember it in arcades. But it seemed like EVERYONE either had Jackal for NES, or lived next to someone that did.
I've hoped this would hit Switch for a while now!
Re: Gimmick! 2 Devs Issue Apology To Game's Original Creator
EarthboundBenjy wrote:
I initially skipped the articles of the "Limited Run Games Showcase" because I'm not interested in their physical releases (because of the horror stories).
But I wasn't remembering that all of those are also released digitally too.
Learned my lesson: read. every. article.
Re: Castlevania's "Ultimate Glitch" Has Been Discovered
I think non-glitch speedrunning is more interesting.
Beating the game as intended.
Glitch speedrunning reminds me of the famous marathoner who took a taxi cab to the finish line.
It's funny, it's interesting...but you didn't actually win the race dear.
Re: Konami Renews Trademark For Axelay, One Of The Best SNES Shmups
Ideally, if they create a sequel, package it with the original.
Then I will buy the new one, just to get the old one.
Re: Bothtec's Topple Zip Races Onto The Nintendo Switch eShop Next Week
@Moroboshi876
Yeah, I'm very wary about lack of English in EGGCONSOLE releases. Action games seem the safest bets. I don't know if it was here or NintendoLife that has an ongoing article about which ones are recommended.
Re: Love Guitar Hero And Rock Band? Then You'll Want To Check Out This Book
I missed the chance of buying the Beatles Rock Band for the Wii for my parents. That would have been fun. I would get it for Switch now.
Re: It's Insane How Much 'Zelda' Is On Switch, And That's Why It's Nintendo's Best Console
I think you should judge a console based on its ORIGINAL game library (otherwise, the "Switch 2" will automatically be "better" than "Switch 1", and "Switch 3" will be better than "2", etc.)
You shouldn't give Switch points for A Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time.
But having Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom is compelling on its own.
Re: Parasol Stars: The Story Of Bubble Bobble III Heading To Modern Consoles Next Month
@Gerald
It was never released in arcades.
Re: VS. Star Luster Is This Week's Arcade Archives Title
@PKDuckman
Wikipedia says it never got a Western release because it tanked in Japan, they say because younger gamers couldn't figure it out.
Also, it sounds like the title of the lost Leisure Suit Larry game.
Re: Super Mario Kart-Style SNES Racer 'Rider’s Spirits' Coming To Switch, PlayStation And Xbox
Did someone say....former Japan exclusive!
Re: MSX2+ Action RPG Golvellius Comes To Nintendo Switch
All the EGGCONSOLE games are in Japanese.
Is the text in the game important? Or is it mostly just action?
Re: Tamagotchi Boom Cost Bandai $38 Million And Unsold Stock Was Buried, Atari-Style
@KitsuneNight
Last year they similarly destroyed $30 million worth of Funko Pops.
I also do not see the appeal. Surely an actual realistic statue or figure would look a lot better on a shelf.
Re: Rastan Saga Comes To Arcade Archives On Switch And PS4 This Week
Rygar, now Rastan. Those were good barbarian times.
Re: Retro Gaming Takes Over The BBC's Breakfast Show
For non-Brits (like me), "The Breakfast Show" is the #1 morning news show in Britain.
It's the equivalent of "Good Morning America".
Re: Numan Athletics Is The Next Arcade Archives Release On Switch And PS4
Diogmites wrote:
And 4-player simultaneous multiplayer, vs. Track & Field's 2-player simultaneous.
Re: The MSX2 Version Of Dragon Slayer IV Is Coming To Switch
boatie wrote:
Yeah, same here. Unless someone can explain why Legacy of the Wizard is inferior in some way?
Re: Namco's 1992 Arcade Game 'Exvania' Is About To Get Its First Ever Console Release
I believe it was never released outside of Japan?
Oh...it will be mine!
Re: Atari Partner Gives Closer Look At New Asteroids Recharged Cabinet
I miss when arcades were dark, like movie theatres.
Re: Konami's Sci-Fi Sidescroller Surprise Attack Heading To Switch & PS4
@shouryuuken
Yes, that's the game I was thinking of, Rolling Thunder.
Looking at the gameplay of Surprise Attack, I think I might have played it back in the day. Just a vague possible remembrance...
Re: Cult JRPG 'Xak: The Art Of Visual Stage' Is Coming To Switch
@happydeathman
I think you'd probably enjoy that fan translation more than this, because all the "EGGCONSOLE" games are in Japanese. All Japanese. No English in game, just English menus.
I am interested in the action games (I owned Thexder back in the day), but no, I'm not going to play an RPG in Japanese...