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@CookieByte you think making unfunny meta jokes is worse than turning the imprisonment and murder of real world people into a video game?

The fact that SEGA's likely gonna do less about this then they did with smth like streets of rage remake makes me extremely angry

It’s crazy just how far Cave has fallen off the last decade or so, they’re so unbelievably washed at this point it’s not even funny

@axelhander my take on AI is this:

I don’t mind it as a tool or something people use as a fun novelty, but the second you want me to pay money for something made with it, you can go jump right onto the Eiffel Tower ass-first

I like how Yuzo Koshiro goes about it; he just harmlessly with it on social media, but makes sure not to put any of it in his retail projects

“I’ve never been one to play it safe”

proceeds to make the safest looking run and gun I’ve ever seen in my life

“I wanted to push AI to it’s limits”

Generates a handful of images and gifs to use for sprites

@Zeebor15 tbf this series HAS had a 3d game before, just one that was exclusive to japan lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps/573280-ninja-jajamaru-kun-onigiri-ninpouchou/images?pid=573280&page=9

I hate strictly limited so unbelievably much

@Moroboshi876 OOoooh no worries I understand man👍

@Moroboshi876 how do you look at this trailer consisting of awful ai renders and no gameplay and think it looks “great” let alone good😭

praying this is a compilation or pixel remaster and not whatever the fresh hell they did to Actraiser

@PowerPandaMods There's also Mega man DXtreme, a fan made ground up remake of the OG Mega Man Xtreme on the GBC.

Just released this year actually

Oh hey this looks coo-

“Available on IOS and Android”

🥶

Update: looked at the store page and it has predatory microtransactions as expected, I’d avoid this game like the plague

I CANNOT wait for that remake from the Tengo Project devs man, it’s been really great to see just how much care and spotlight Jaleco’s library has been getting the last few years

Yeah I’m good bro

@Cronodoug I don’t like AI but the true Hitler in this situation are the bloodsucking balding CEOs actively using it as a means to wage war on the workforce and art world, they need to be put in their place just as much if not more than the ai models themselves

Gradius is like Santa Claus

It doesn’t show up around a lot, but when it does you can guarantee you’re in for a real treat

@AndyVGR if you truly cared about this game, you’d know it getting a poorly functioning machine-made code makeover is unacceptable

We need to abolish Naughty Dog games honestly

seems like the only thing the Saudis are good at announcing is public executions

Maybe if they wanted me to buy their game they shoulda released it outside of Japan :]

Yeah aside from Megabonk every attempt at recreating vampire survivor’s thunder had ended in complete garbage. Knowing this is a mobile game I’m sure it’ll be stuffed to the gill with predatory practices as well.

@metaphysician Baldur's Gate 3 is good but does it directly reference the irl feud between Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey that started within a breakfast diner

Is it a stretch to say this might be the best licensed game of all time

Glad to see I can finally play this game in English without the soundtrack consisting mostly of Backrooms ambience lmfao

I can only imagine how hellish being a part of this program will end up being considering how SEGA treats their own creatives nowadays

this could've been great with the john wick director on board but looking at Jeymes filmography and the critical reception they've received...it's not looking great. Highly doubt this film will turn out well

Gee, I never would've guessed the guy who tried to erase his coworker and artist behind everything by crossing him out in photographs like the Riddler and proceeded to block everyone who brought his name up online over it all because a game he made underperformed was an awful person!!:0

Aw man that sucks! Why’d it get canned?

“First announced all the way back in 2014”

oh

Eh. I’ll pass, especially with that awful art style they’re using in cutscenes and promo material

Mega man fans gotta be the most cracked fanbase in terms of creative power cause it’s seemingly every new month I see a fangame get made that’s not only impressive but also progressing really smoothly through development

@Porco TBF America's government isn't forcing it's devs to include people who personally entertained the tyrant in power there in their media like what the Saudi Prince did for City of the Wolves lol

How much you wanna bet they're gonna include an IRL Saudi influencer who has more allegations than P. Diddy in it as a new playable soldier

Buying this and intentionally lighting it on fire so I can sue him

That chud Fonsie could learn a thing or two from this game as a whole lmao

And the fact this is the BETTER of the two Doom movies

Long as they don't start going after emulation like Nintendo I could really care less

@retrogamer1 You have to guide this lil spider robot through a dark demon filled hallway to it's charging station, but the robot not only has a super sturdy life bar, but it's also equipped with a super powerful machine gun that makes short work of the demons, so it feels less like guiding an annoying kid to the goal and more like walkin around with a cool buddy! More games should apply that mindset IMO.

It's funny how Doom 3 of all games is one of the only examples of a genuinely fun escort mission lmao

-Revives old company

-Proceed to say said company sucks and you don’t know what to do with it

Oopsie

@Guru_Larry or how every modern port of symphony of the night is directly based on the PSP version with the wooden re-recorded dialogue and the new Maria mode that might genuinely be the worst extra character playthrough in the entire franchise😭.

I’ll give it a week

-Superior

-Resident Evil 3 remake

Mutually exclusive

Genuinely what is the point in owning this

-System has no games
-Nobody knows about the console and the ones who do f*%king hate it, so there’s no collector value
-It’s a prototype, meaning there’s not even a practical use for it aside from holding coffee cups

It’s funny how the one thing ppl say only AI could do proceeded to be almost completely replicated and improved upon by a human artist lmfao

now THIS looks awesome! Sign me up!

Reminds me of Wario Land 3 and that gbc Daffy Duck game with the weirdly good animation

Lame. I'll pass.

@nuff64 they’ve already been doing that and in much better ways at that (minus sega). Just look at all those amazing collections Konami and digital eclipse have been doing lately, not to mention the fact they’re not getting people who support mass civilian murder to do them.

Yeah I’m not gonna give a Zionist who makes death weapons for the military my money lmao.

No reason to play this either when you can play the definitive version of Rayman 1 (Rayman redemption) for completely free nowadays

Yeah if this is that “major announcement” they teased last week I’m kinda bummed ngl

“Lives again!” It’s just a soundtrack rerelease bro it’s not that serious