@Aran_md nah they straight up try to erase it, if ppl make fangames of stuff like golden axe or streets of rage they go full Nintendo and take them down. Not to mention how they axed sega forever and delisted the genesis collection from storefronts, theyāre worse than Konami and Nintendo at this pointš
<Sega> LMAAAOOOOOOOOO yeah ok right next youāll be telling me Nintendo is gonna start embracing their fan creators or Warner Bros is gonna focus on the Looney Tunes
@Tasuki Iām genuinely convinced Troy Baker is IRL Clayface cause bro can do literally ANY voice and do it damn near perfectly. I normally have a problem with ppl voicing a super large ammount of characters and constantly getting hired for projects but that dudeās vocal range is so unreal im all for it every time
Idk bro I never got the vibe dr Mario was a Tetris ripoff, the āvertical stack things make things disappear get blingo boingo pointsā genre was made BECAUSE of Tetris, thatās like getting mad at Mega Man because āit ripped off Marioā, you canāt get mad at people for making games in a genre YOU startedš
Love this genre of eu platformer where they just completely vomit their brain onto the levels with a bunch of absurd surrealist imagery without any worry for cohesion or sense. This whole game gives me the same energy as stuff like JJ Squawkers and Top Banana only yknow. Minus the seizure riskš
āthe 1990s, when game boxes were TRANSFORMING ROBOTIC ART PIECES.ā yeah ok bro donāt act like yall didnāt still get garbage like dashin desperados and time cop back then too lmao
Aside from Guardian Heroes Advance which is imo the only bad game Treasure have ever made, their GBA lineup is fantastic and is very much worthy of their legacy imo, Gunstar Super being no exception to that!
love this overly in your face unhinged era of gaming magazines so much, every article and advertisement and review was like "HEY WORMSUCKER!!!!!! YOU'RE STUPID, GO SUCK UP AND SQUAREDANCE WITH YOUR GRANNY WHILE CRYING ON PROM NIGHT IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY HAMMERIN' HARRY ON THE GAME BOY, GET N OR GET TO SUCKING KITTY LITTER ON THE KINDERGARTEN BUS!!!!!!" it's so earnest and charming to me lmao.
@KainXavier LITERALLY THO!!! As a kid every time Iād come up to those 500 in one arcade cabinets Iād ALWAYS immediately do this game instead of pac man or donkey kong cause it gave me that thrilling shoot and dodge gameplay that I always crave lmao. Will absolutely be picking this up ASAP.
@RextheSheep oh no worries I have no doubt there are good sides of it and that itās not all bad, Iām mainly saying this because of the people who let their love for retro games cloud their judgement for this kinda crap XD. Also I feel ya two on the getting screwed over by companies as someone who had to put up with strictly limited and the bullsh1t they pulled for the Turrican Anthologiesš
@slider1983 that may have been the intention behind Paprium but between the game taking 10 years to come out, people not getting their cartridges even now, Fons constantly going on psychotic Joker mental breakdowns online, and the EXHORBENT price tag the game has ESPECIALLY if trying to buy it second hand completely ruin the whole thing. Why should I give this game and itās horrible creator my money when I could get streets of rage 1-3, final fight cd, hyperstone heist, golden axe, and SO many more on the same console for (mostly) 5x less the price? Not to mention all the AMAZING modern beat emā ups nowadays like streets of rage 4 and shredderās revenge that similarly cost less too.
This BS is why i ALWAYS choose emulation rather than giving these psychos my money. Theyre all just a bunch of sick in the head grifters who view old video games as some bizzare get-rich-quick scheme rather than as the cherishable pieces of art they are, and it blows up in their face spectacularly. We saw it with Paprium, we saw it with SuperSega, we saw it with Strictly Limited games, we saw it with Piko interactive, and weāll continue to see it until the end of time. Idc about the āphysical authenticityā if I have to obtain said authenticity by forking 80-100 bucks over to an irl Silent Hill villain who likely wonāt even deliver on their promises, itās just not worth it to me.
Even if it isnāt dead thereās no reason to be interested in this game. Itās just a bog standard beat em up that does nothing to push the genre forward and is headed by one of the biggest clinical psychopaths in the gaming industry, thatās not even mentioning the ludicrous price tag attatched to the thing and the near decade long wait for ppl to even GET their cartridges. Dont see why I should give this my time of day when infinitely better games like streets of rage 4, shredders revenge, fightānārage, final vendetta and all the countless openBOR projects exist, not to mention all the sega genesis homebrew projects that ARENT complete dumpster fires for WAAAAYYYYY less.
It should genuinely be illegal to sell 30 year old games for THIS high of a price, legit no reason to get this instead of emulation which is not only free, but available on more platforms and runs far more accurately.
@gojiguy Didn't notice it was AI until you brought it up. Ew, on second thought I think I'm ok giving this one a pass. If the devs are too lazy to pay an actual artist, then I'm too lazy to give them my money.
Praying they continue showcasing cool development stuff that was never released before and don't go the sonic twitter route of "WHEN YOU GET AXEL STONE TO GRAND UPPER YOUR LE EPIC MICROWAVABLE BURRITO BOTTOM TEXT" lmao
Between this, the fact it's a PS5 exclusive, and the fact the trailer basically shows off no gameplay, I like everyone else in the coments have very little confidence this'll be a game worth spending money on, lmao.
I always saw the char select screen as just. How the characters looked lol. Matches with the rest of the games bonkers visual humor, never liked the more traditional moe anime look the series adopted as it went on lmao.
@Daggot Thereās actually footage of the new Shinobi game and it looks to possibly be their best game yet, going for a similar style 3 did with the emphasis on Japanese folklore mixed with a dark industrial atmosphere
Canāt be mad cause this is what likely led to them starting that new shinobi game and shinobi has literally been my no 1 series that needed to make a comeback
Plus thereās fingerjet black or whatever being made by the og devs too so itās not the end of the world
@NinChocolate The Genesis version of caveman ninja is better too since it maintains the ghouls and ghosts styled gameplay of the arcade game making for a more faithful experience than the snes one, but also gets rid of the god-awful adventure island styled hunger system that completely ruined the flow of the coin-op original, thank godšµāš«
@Sketcz Pocky and rocky too, the og Kiki kaikai is kinda doodoo feces, lmao. Super Darius 2 is another taito port I prefer to the home game, mainly for having more interesting boss fights and the smaller screen space imo giving the game a faster feeling.
@GhaleonUnlimited Exactly! Itās why it frustrates me when people say the genesis was the best console for beat em ups purely for streets of rage and refuse to look at any other brawler that ISNT bare knuckle or final fight, thereās a really huge problem with shortsighted preferences in online gaming discussion and itās always frustrated me, lol.
ALSO FELLOW BLOODLINES SIMON THEME TRUTHERš„š„š„
There is no such thing as not being able to achieve something on a set console, it just takes skill and creativity lol. We live in a world where thereās an entire snes rtx demo for gods sake lmao.
Salamander and gradius 2 on the pc engine, for having better sound, an actual reasonable difficulty with the ability to continue, and extra content like adjustable options and an extra stage in the latter port. The sega cd version of final fight too for toning down the bs enemy ai of the original game and having less overwhelming waves of enemies, as well as having a more pleasing warm color palette and the obviously amazing redbook audio.
I think the best one tho has GOT to be double dragon 2 both on pc engine and nes. The og arcade game is just a weak retooling of the og game with weird level themeing, whereas the console versions(barring Genesis LMFAO) turn it into a completely different and fantastic game with great visuals for their systems, fun intuitive combat and pretty good level variety, especially with the pseudo-platforming stages in the nes game. AND, both games still keep in the good elements from the arcade game, like the creepy shadow self boss fight, the surprisingly dark story, and the lovably goofy boss characters like Burnov and the overweight Terminator lol.
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Re: Random: Keiji Inafune Believed "Arrogance" & Overconfidence Led To Mega Man Legends' Poor Sales
Pretty rich for someone who ruined an entire company and a potential franchise purely from his own ego to try and touch on this
Re: Square, Capcom, Taito, & Sega Are All Making Promising Steps To Preserve Their Past
@Aran_md nah they straight up try to erase it, if ppl make fangames of stuff like golden axe or streets of rage they go full Nintendo and take them down. Not to mention how they axed sega forever and delisted the genesis collection from storefronts, theyāre worse than Konami and Nintendo at this pointš
Re: Square, Capcom, Taito, & Sega Are All Making Promising Steps To Preserve Their Past
<Sega>
LMAAAOOOOOOOOO yeah ok right next youāll be telling me Nintendo is gonna start embracing their fan creators or Warner Bros is gonna focus on the Looney Tunes
Re: Did You Spot Every Video Game Reference In Black Mirror's 'Plaything'?
That thumbnail scares me make it go away
Re: Random: New Video Reimagines Indiana Jones & The Great Circle As A Classic LucasArts Adventure
@Tasuki Iām genuinely convinced Troy Baker is IRL Clayface cause bro can do literally ANY voice and do it damn near perfectly. I normally have a problem with ppl voicing a super large ammount of characters and constantly getting hired for projects but that dudeās vocal range is so unreal im all for it every time
Re: Nightmare Busters For The SNES Is Getting A New "Ultimate Edition"
Wonder if this and the remake will include that freaky cut gargoyle boss back into the game
Re: "I Was P****d Off" - The Tetris Company's Henk Rogers On Nintendo's "Blatant Attempt" To Copy A Classic
Idk bro I never got the vibe dr Mario was a Tetris ripoff, the āvertical stack things make things disappear get blingo boingo pointsā genre was made BECAUSE of Tetris, thatās like getting mad at Mega Man because āit ripped off Marioā, you canāt get mad at people for making games in a genre YOU startedš
Re: Magician's Apprentice Is A Forgotten Game For A Console That Never Existed
Love this genre of eu platformer where they just completely vomit their brain onto the levels with a bunch of absurd surrealist imagery without any worry for cohesion or sense. This whole game gives me the same energy as stuff like JJ Squawkers and Top Banana only yknow. Minus the seizure riskš
Re: New Book Pays Tribute To The Designer Of Some Of The Coolest Video Game Boxes Ever Seen
āthe 1990s, when game boxes were TRANSFORMING ROBOTIC ART PIECES.ā yeah ok bro donāt act like yall didnāt still get garbage like dashin desperados and time cop back then too lmao
Re: Data East Super Pocket Comes Pre-Loaded With 18 Arcade Classics
Dang these seem like a p decent deal for only 60 bucks! Hope they come out with more of em in the future!
Re: This Gorgeous Remake Of Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge Doesn't Exist
Not rly upset about this because
A. This is nothing new. Artists do mock up remake screenshots all the time lol
B. Belmonts revenge is easily the best gameboy Castlevania and it doesnāt rly need a remake since itās well designed and holds up today
Re: Billy Mitchell Has Won His Defamation Lawsuit Against The YouTuber Karl Jobst
I mean hey, itās a more legitimate victory than his donkey Kong recordsš¤Ŗ
Re: Random: What Happens When You Remove Charles Barkley From His Own Video Game?
@Babsy3D yeah itās moreso like āEvangelion but with Basketball Playersā
Re: Random: Modder Turns The Nightmarish "PlayStacean" Into A Real PlayStation Console
FYM nightmarish this thing looks awesome
Re: "Poorly Analyzed US-Centric Garbage" - Why Do Americans Keep Ignoring European Gaming History?
A lot of my favorite games are made by Europeans LMAO, ppl srsly underestimate just how important they were for gaming ESPECIALLY on the pc side
Re: "A Lot Of People Hated Me For That Job" - Gunstar Super Heroes Director Opens Up About The Challenges Of The GBA Sequel
Aside from Guardian Heroes Advance which is imo the only bad game Treasure have ever made, their GBA lineup is fantastic and is very much worthy of their legacy imo, Gunstar Super being no exception to that!
Re: Something Just Happened In GoldenEye 007 That Has Never Been Seen Before
They deserve a Bond Burger trophy for that,..,...
Re: 30 Years Ago, The Grandfather Of Game Journalism Told 2D Fighting Game Fans To "Get A Life"
love this overly in your face unhinged era of gaming magazines so much, every article and advertisement and review was like "HEY WORMSUCKER!!!!!! YOU'RE STUPID, GO SUCK UP AND SQUAREDANCE WITH YOUR GRANNY WHILE CRYING ON PROM NIGHT IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY HAMMERIN' HARRY ON THE GAME BOY, GET N OR GET TO SUCKING KITTY LITTER ON THE KINDERGARTEN BUS!!!!!!" it's so earnest and charming to me lmao.
Re: You Can Now Hack Any Xbox 360 With A USB Stick - But There's A Catch
Does this mean i can access p much the entire 360 library like with a hacked 3ds or nah
Re: Toaplan's Arcade Cult Classic Wardner Is Coming To The Amiga
Hopefully this port keeps the horrifying blood spider boss and the level where the old man keeps screaming at you over monsters in his house lol
Re: Is This Really Japan's Worst Video Game?
No. Not as long as R@p3lay exists, it isnāt.
Re: SuperSega Boss Is Now Trying To Block People Getting Refunds
Bro looks like his arteries are about to get blocked too
Re: Konami Shoot 'Em Up 'Juno First' Is Heading To Arcade Archives This Week
@KainXavier LITERALLY THO!!! As a kid every time Iād come up to those 500 in one arcade cabinets Iād ALWAYS immediately do this game instead of pac man or donkey kong cause it gave me that thrilling shoot and dodge gameplay that I always crave lmao. Will absolutely be picking this up ASAP.
Re: Acclaim Skirts Around The Issue Of Which Of Its Classic IP It Actually Has Access To
Irl Simpsons Jokeš
Re: Random: SNK Dev Shares Some Of The Cool & Ridiculous Ideas Pitched For Metal Slug 3
You canāt just say āoh yea Metal Slug 4 was gonna have fish people in itā and NOT elaborate
Re: Activision Comes Under Fire For Using AI Art To Gauge Interest In New Mobile Games
This is the funniest bs imaginable like. Why are there four guitarists and nobody on the mic or drums?? Are they stupid????
Re: "These Short Games Mean Nothing To Me" - Retro-Bit Translator Denies Wrongdoing In "Baffling" Rant
@RextheSheep oh no worries I have no doubt there are good sides of it and that itās not all bad, Iām mainly saying this because of the people who let their love for retro games cloud their judgement for this kinda crap XD. Also I feel ya two on the getting screwed over by companies as someone who had to put up with strictly limited and the bullsh1t they pulled for the Turrican Anthologiesš
Re: "These Short Games Mean Nothing To Me" - Retro-Bit Translator Denies Wrongdoing In "Baffling" Rant
@slider1983 that may have been the intention behind Paprium but between the game taking 10 years to come out, people not getting their cartridges even now, Fons constantly going on psychotic Joker mental breakdowns online, and the EXHORBENT price tag the game has ESPECIALLY if trying to buy it second hand completely ruin the whole thing. Why should I give this game and itās horrible creator my money when I could get streets of rage 1-3, final fight cd, hyperstone heist, golden axe, and SO many more on the same console for (mostly) 5x less the price? Not to mention all the AMAZING modern beat emā ups nowadays like streets of rage 4 and shredderās revenge that similarly cost less too.
Re: "These Short Games Mean Nothing To Me" - Retro-Bit Translator Denies Wrongdoing In "Baffling" Rant
This BS is why i ALWAYS choose emulation rather than giving these psychos my money. Theyre all just a bunch of sick in the head grifters who view old video games as some bizzare get-rich-quick scheme rather than as the cherishable pieces of art they are, and it blows up in their face spectacularly. We saw it with Paprium, we saw it with SuperSega, we saw it with Strictly Limited games, we saw it with Piko interactive, and weāll continue to see it until the end of time. Idc about the āphysical authenticityā if I have to obtain said authenticity by forking 80-100 bucks over to an irl Silent Hill villain who likely wonāt even deliver on their promises, itās just not worth it to me.
Re: Legendary's Live-Action Street Fighter Movie Has Found Its Director
The Eric Andre show is peak fiction so i have hope for this
Re: The MSXBOOK Is A New Laptop Based On The Japanese Home Computer Standard
This is adorable omg
Re: WaterMelon Insists Its Terminally Delayed Brawler Paprium Isn't Dead
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Re: WaterMelon Insists Its Terminally Delayed Brawler Paprium Isn't Dead
Even if it isnāt dead thereās no reason to be interested in this game. Itās just a bog standard beat em up that does nothing to push the genre forward and is headed by one of the biggest clinical psychopaths in the gaming industry, thatās not even mentioning the ludicrous price tag attatched to the thing and the near decade long wait for ppl to even GET their cartridges. Dont see why I should give this my time of day when infinitely better games like streets of rage 4, shredders revenge, fightānārage, final vendetta and all the countless openBOR projects exist, not to mention all the sega genesis homebrew projects that ARENT complete dumpster fires for WAAAAYYYYY less.
Re: Sega CD Titles Earnest Evans And Anett Returns Are Getting English Releases For The First Time
Oh god itās Edia these rereleases are gonna be 60 dollars each arenāt they
Re: Shuhei Yoshida Reflects On 'Polygon Man', The PlayStation Mascot That Never Was
I canāt see this character without immediately just playing ā HOW CAN THIS. HAPPEN. ā in my head lmao
Re: You Can Now Run Your Entire PS2 Library From This $50 Memory Card
Wait so like. Is this basically a card that lets you play any game ever released for the ps2 on genuine hardware.
If so like. I might need to hop on this LOL
Re: The English Version Of 'Cho Aniki COLLECTION' Has Landed On The Nintendo Switch eShop
It should genuinely be illegal to sell 30 year old games for THIS high of a price, legit no reason to get this instead of emulation which is not only free, but available on more platforms and runs far more accurately.
Re: The Gritty RoboCop-Esque Shooter 'Annihilator' Is Out Now For Game Boy Color
@gojiguy Didn't notice it was AI until you brought it up. Ew, on second thought I think I'm ok giving this one a pass. If the devs are too lazy to pay an actual artist, then I'm too lazy to give them my money.
Re: Sega's Retro Channel 'Sega Forever' Appears To Be Rising From The Dead
Praying they continue showcasing cool development stuff that was never released before and don't go the sonic twitter route of "WHEN YOU GET AXEL STONE TO GRAND UPPER YOUR LE EPIC MICROWAVABLE BURRITO BOTTOM TEXT" lmao
Re: Review: My Arcade Pole Position Racing Player - Bodes Well For This Year's OutRun Cab
Ok but will it leave skid marks on my soul tho
Re: SuperSega Refunds Are Still Missing As Creator "Cheats Death"
Bro gonna be visited by the ghost of Kickstarter pastš„š„š„š„š„ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Re: Dino Crisis Spiritual Successor Code Violet Will Be Console Exclusive To Avoid "Vulgar" PC Modding
Between this, the fact it's a PS5 exclusive, and the fact the trailer basically shows off no gameplay, I like everyone else in the coments have very little confidence this'll be a game worth spending money on, lmao.
Re: Metal Slug 2 Artist Finally Explains The Reason Behind Its "Ugly" Character Portraits
I always saw the char select screen as just. How the characters looked lol. Matches with the rest of the games bonkers visual humor, never liked the more traditional moe anime look the series adopted as it went on lmao.
Re: Wonder Boy And Streets Of Rage Studio Lizardcube Turned Down Chance To Work On Metal Slug
@Daggot Thereās actually footage of the new Shinobi game and it looks to possibly be their best game yet, going for a similar style 3 did with the emphasis on Japanese folklore mixed with a dark industrial atmosphere
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dSV1VjcFqa8&pp=ygUQTmV3IHNoaW5vYmkgZ2FtZQ%3D%3D
Re: Wonder Boy And Streets Of Rage Studio Lizardcube Turned Down Chance To Work On Metal Slug
Canāt be mad cause this is what likely led to them starting that new shinobi game and shinobi has literally been my no 1 series that needed to make a comeback
Plus thereās fingerjet black or whatever being made by the og devs too so itās not the end of the world
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Home Port You Prefer To The Arcade Original?
@NinChocolate The Genesis version of caveman ninja is better too since it maintains the ghouls and ghosts styled gameplay of the arcade game making for a more faithful experience than the snes one, but also gets rid of the god-awful adventure island styled hunger system that completely ruined the flow of the coin-op original, thank godšµāš«
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Home Port You Prefer To The Arcade Original?
@Sketcz Pocky and rocky too, the og Kiki kaikai is kinda doodoo feces, lmao.
Super Darius 2 is another taito port I prefer to the home game, mainly for having more interesting boss fights and the smaller screen space imo giving the game a faster feeling.
Re: The Genesis Just "Broke Another Myth" By Replicating Classic Castlevania Tunes
@GhaleonUnlimited Exactly! Itās why it frustrates me when people say the genesis was the best console for beat em ups purely for streets of rage and refuse to look at any other brawler that ISNT bare knuckle or final fight, thereās a really huge problem with shortsighted preferences in online gaming discussion and itās always frustrated me, lol.
ALSO FELLOW BLOODLINES SIMON THEME TRUTHERš„š„š„
Re: The Genesis Just "Broke Another Myth" By Replicating Classic Castlevania Tunes
There is no such thing as not being able to achieve something on a set console, it just takes skill and creativity lol. We live in a world where thereās an entire snes rtx demo for gods sake lmao.
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Home Port You Prefer To The Arcade Original?
Salamander and gradius 2 on the pc engine, for having better sound, an actual reasonable difficulty with the ability to continue, and extra content like adjustable options and an extra stage in the latter port. The sega cd version of final fight too for toning down the bs enemy ai of the original game and having less overwhelming waves of enemies, as well as having a more pleasing warm color palette and the obviously amazing redbook audio.
I think the best one tho has GOT to be double dragon 2 both on pc engine and nes. The og arcade game is just a weak retooling of the og game with weird level themeing, whereas the console versions(barring Genesis LMFAO) turn it into a completely different and fantastic game with great visuals for their systems, fun intuitive combat and pretty good level variety, especially with the pseudo-platforming stages in the nes game. AND, both games still keep in the good elements from the arcade game, like the creepy shadow self boss fight, the surprisingly dark story, and the lovably goofy boss characters like Burnov and the overweight Terminator lol.