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Re: Valve's Unshackling Of SteamOS Could Give Switch 2 Some Welcome Competition

PinballBuzzbro

Literally the ONLY thing Switch has going for it anymore in terms of actual games is the stuff Nintendo themselves puts out imo. Everything else is either better on other platforms or is slop like “kids puzzle boobplooza hentai girl waifu puzzle” with ai generated artwork used for the store icon. There are barely ANY non-Nintendo developed Switch exclusive games, and even FEWER that aren’t some of the most miserable gaming experiences ever, lol.

Re: Fan Game 'DC Task Force' Features 82 Different Playable Superheroes And Is Free To Download

PinballBuzzbro

@calbeau as someone whos played a ton of vitors games, don't worry, its not as bad as it sounds. His games are essentially streets of rage 2 brawlers with simple levels that focus on including a ton of villains as midbosses, and the large cast plays fairly similar to eachother like in a typical brawler, think those lego dc games where the large casts all play mainly the same and its moreso just about playing as ur fav character!

Re: 36 Years Later, Sega Genesis Is Finally Getting A Proper Port Of Shadow Dancer

PinballBuzzbro

@X68000 I want to like MD ESWAT so badly but once you get the mech suit the game becomes rly irritating since you have a giant hitbox and lose a lot of the agility you had in the first two stages, especially in the 4th stage where you have to dodge constant tiny slime drops jumping at you at seemingly random intervals😵‍💫

I personally think Shadow Dancer on Genesis saught to make a more faithful arcadey bite sized sequel to the original Shinobi while ironing out the weird clunkiness of arcade Shadow Dancer, as opposed to Revenge and 3 which aimed for more home console suited intricate platforming games, and I think it succeeded well in that regard.

Re: Sega Has Been "Losing Confidence" But Its New Boss Wants To "Make It Really Shiny Again"

PinballBuzzbro

@Guru_Larry LITERALLY!!!! like, it doesnt help they're super dickish when it comes to their legacy stuff too, taking down streets of rage remake and that golden axe openbor project, forbidding lizardcube from including joe musashi in streets of rage 4, making the MegaDrive mini 2 a limited release, not to mention how psychotically stingy they are with Sonic writers even ACKNOWLEDGING the classic side cast like The Hooligans in the modern stuff. They're one war-on-emulation away from being just as bad as the likes of Nintendo imo, if not a little bit worse since at least they like. TRY to make all of their console libraries available even if not always succesful. Sega's just been sitting on a majority of their old arcade games, literally the entire Saturn library barring Nights, the entire game gear and master system library barring the sonic games, and a significant chunk of the Dreamcast library for almost 10 years now!

Re: Sega's Western CEO Isn't Interested In Saturn And Dreamcast Mini Consoles

PinballBuzzbro

"We are not a retro company"

Meanwhile, every Sonic thing released since 2009: "WOAH TAILS REMEMBER SONIC "GREEN HILLS ZONE" 1 WOAH THIS REMINDS AME OD FONIC 2 WHEN I WAS IN CHEMICAL PLANBT ZONE GOING 1992 SUPER SONIC (TM) TO STOPP THE DEATH EGG ROBOT(TM) IN THE DEATH EGG MARK I (TM) BACK IN 1992 GEEZ REMEMBER WHEN EGGMAN, WHO IS ACTUALLY NAMED DR. (TM) IVO(TM) ROBOTNIK(TM) TRIED TAKING OVER LITTLE PLANET (TM) OK SHADOW CAN YOU GIVE US THE 500000000TH MARIA GETTING SHOT BACKSTORY WHILE MONOLOGUING ABOUT BLACK DOOM AGAIN OK THANK YOU WOA REMEMBER CHEMICAL PLANT??????111111"

Re: Retro Indie Title "Moons of Darsalon" Is Headed To Consoles, Complete With Icky AI Art

PinballBuzzbro

@bluemage1989 yeah god forbid people want to get paid and be able to keep themselves afloat what a preposterous thought🙄

this isnt just about this one dev, its about how companies and rich pigs in general will start more and more relying on ai so they dont have to pay any of their workers while still being able to abuse them, and choices like this just further encourage that crap to happen.

Re: Retro Indie Title "Moons of Darsalon" Is Headed To Consoles, Complete With Icky AI Art

PinballBuzzbro

@axelhander I dont care that he used AI art thats not my focus, I'm just pissed he didn't hire an actual artist to do these for him instead. As someone who may or may not be into doing lewd art myself i can say there are a LOT of us who would love to do similar looking pieces to what he generated for really affordable prices, so him just resorting to a machine that slaps preexisting art together instead of using the money his game makes to hire actual artists who could use the money is incredibly frustrating to see, especially with the way the world is nowadays where ceos and rich people are already trampling us artists under their feet every chance they get.

Re: "Only Zombies Buy Physical Games" Says Digital Code Retailer CDKeys

PinballBuzzbro

i see this as one of two things

either

A. Some out of touch foreign guy running an account who thinks that this is the hip way to advertise and talk about your product due to the language and culture barrier

B. Some out of touch guy trying to be hip and cool with the kids!!! YEAH. GNARLY LETS GO THROW EGGS AT MRS FINCHFIELDS HOUSE WOOOAAAAHHHHHH RADICAL DONT BE A BABY SEGAGRAFX DOES WHAT NINTENDEGA GEO DONT!!!! not realizing that marketing strategy has been like. out of date for nearly 20 years

cant help but kinda sympathize with em either way since judging by the commercial its clearly a local thing run by some old guy who wants to make his product look fun, the title of this article made me think it would be some "Piko interactive ceo saying all prototypes should be trashed" level a-holery on twitter or smth but this is kinda charming. I'm kinda endeared by it. like yeah you go grandpa stick it to the physical game buyers😭

Re: This Christmas, You'll Be Able To Play SNES Batman Returns On Your Genesis, For Free

PinballBuzzbro

I’m. Mixed on this.
Gameplay looks near perfect to how the snes version played, no complaints there.
But man, the random metal slug and streets of rage sound effects really take me out of the whole thing, the game was perfectly fine without them and if they REALLY wanted to give enemies voice lines, they should’ve used actual grunts and laughs from the movie.

Also I hope the strongman being at the end of the first screen is just a thing for the trailer/demo and not the final game cause if the levels are gonna be shortened and mixed around like that it’ll be a HUGE turnoff from me

Still super invested in this tho! Cool to see ppl bringing one of the best Batman games to more platforms and the Christmas release date is just perfect😂

Re: How X8's Contra: Super Wall Storm Is Taking Konami's Series Into The Realm Of VR

PinballBuzzbro

@Leynos series has always been a mixed bag. The first two arcade cabinet games were terrible, contra force is mediocre slop, 3 has those awful top down stages, the ps1 games are terrible and despite having fantastic tunnel stages and some of the best boss fights I’ve ever experienced in a run and gun contra 4’s actual level design left a lot to be desired personally. Also having limited continues and no proper save files or passwords in a 2007 ds game is inexcusable, I’m all for making games hard but they should also be accessible, make that a feature for the hardest difficulties, not how the game is just by default.

Re: Saturn Was "More Powerful Than PlayStation" Claims Argonaut Founder

PinballBuzzbro

@KitsuneNight This! Sure, it was SLIGHTLY better technically with 2d effects but the system was super clunky to develop for, compared to the ps1 which was not only cheaper, but had a better range of capabilities, had a wide game library in all regions, and was much simpler and easy to create games for. This isn’t even a knock against the Saturn, it’s probably my favorite Sega console, it’s just there’s a very good reason the ps1 trampled both it and the n64 to a lesser extent on the market.

Re: Genesis Cult Classics El Viento And Earnest Evans Are Making A Comeback

PinballBuzzbro

@slider1983 Earnest Evans was honestly ahead of its time, imo it’s the Freddy got fingered of video games since it predicted the recent slew of games all about overcoming weird janky physics like sprint, getting over it, steppy pants, goat simulator etc. always respected it for how weird and experimental it was.

Anne Futatabi just plain sucks though that game has 0 redeemable qualities outside of the cutscenes😂

Re: Bleem, The Company That Took On Sony And Won, Is Crowdfunding For The "Largest Retro Gaming Project" Ever

PinballBuzzbro

@PopetheRev28 Their ceo believes prototype roms should be destroyed and abandoned because they “play like crap” and they use stolen fanart for some of their game releases on top of going after emulation communities so that they’re releases are the only way to play the game.

Also their collections are crap, the Jim power one is held together with sticks and spit and bugged out to the point half the screen was glitched and torn out all because I used the save state feature😂💀

Re: Lunar Remastered Won't (Currently) Include The Original English Voice Acting, But It's Been Offered "For Cheap"

PinballBuzzbro

@NinChocolate I wouldn’t really say that about M2 either since they intentionally went out of their way to not include rondo or the European version of bloodlines on the Castlevania anniversary collection, nor the pc-engine cd Darius games for the Darius Cozmic collection console, on top of having no museum content for that awful collection either. Not to mention how every single one of their home console rereleases intentionally make none of the cheat codes originally coded into the game accessible. Another example albeit less egregious imo is how for the sega ages lineup a few years ago, they only ported the arcade version of Thunder force 3, rather than having the Sega Genesis version be available too. I like M2 as a company, but their rerelease track record is nowhere near as perfect as everyone hypes them up to be, IMO.

Re: Lunar Remastered Won't (Currently) Include The Original English Voice Acting, But It's Been Offered "For Cheap"

PinballBuzzbro

Working Designs were always a double edged sword. Sure, they were some of the first to localize more obscure Japanese games and bring them to the West/Eu, but at the same time, they did so by making so many unecessary changes to the gameplay that turned the games into miserable unfun slogs, because god forbid Little Jimmy try buying his games NOT through Blockbuster's Insanely sleezy rental pipeline😃!

Re: Irem Collection Volume 2 Finally Gets Western Release Date After Delay

PinballBuzzbro

Literally cannot be excited for this due to the fact ININ are an incompetent sloppy company who overprice their 30 yo rom compilations to exhorbent prices and lie to customers about physical game exclusivity. They can bite my a@$, they should be giving all these old arcade games to Ratalaika instead, since they're honest, put care into their compilations and don't give their rereleases the same price as a first party Nintendo game.

I'll stick with MAME.