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Re: Legendary M. Bison & Akuma Voice Actor Tomomichi Nishimura Has Passed Away, Aged 79

Quick_Man

Itagaki's passing, Tagawa's passing, Harada leaving Namco after working on the Tekken franchise since the beginning... now Nishimura's also passed. Rough year for fighting games.

Always loved Akuma's menacing grunts in Third Strike, but it has to be the terrifying Bison end boss from Alpha 3 that the man's fighting game legacy shines brightest to me. Probably the most intimidating Bison as a final boss has ever been because for the first and last time in a proper Street Fighter game, continues were disabled at the final boss - lose the match and you get the bad ending. Made it terrifying when you saw the guy with full Super just waiting to unleash that PSYCHO CRUSHAAAAA and take 80% of your health bar.

Re: "We Are Actively Investigating Your Feedback" - R-Type Delta HD Boosted Publisher Delivers Statement On The Port's Timing Issues

Quick_Man

Remember, folks, if someone has a differing opinion to you, it means their review is worthless. And if they didn't note an issue you have, it means they never actually played the game. It's me, John Review Reader, here to tell you for the 573rd time why you shouldn't believe anything you see on the internet. Except what I say, of course. I'm different and cool.

Re: Best Xbox 360 Games Of All Time

Quick_Man

Too many good games on this machine to count. XBLA was a revolution, too. Many hours spent on Hydro Thunder Hurricane, Peggle, Trials Evolution... and all the many many notes spent on Rock Band DLC.

Re: "I'm Genuinely Sorry" - Fan Account Devoted To Celebrating Sony's Design Legacy Apologises For Plagiarism

Quick_Man

@OdysseyPoint Then you can "1-to-1 copy" it yourself, can't you? It's so easy after all, it's nothing but 1-to-1 copying.

I don't understand people like you who always have this contradictory take of "Your work is not valuable enough to deserve credit despite being valuable enough for me to take". Pure selfishness from people who don't have knowhow yet want to act like an authority. If you take something, give credit. It doesn't matter what it is or where you drew your artificial self-satisfactory line of smugly going "well you didn't do enough to DESERVE it now, did you"? If you're using things that other people worked on and passing them off as your own, you won't last in any community.

Re: "Don't Steal Work. It's Not Hard" - Fan Account Devoted To Celebrating Sony's Design Legacy Accused Of Plagiarism

Quick_Man

Really disappointing that not only have they been caught stealing but they then turned into a passive-aggressive arse about it as if they're the victim of something. "You don't do anything groundbreaking!" Then it should be easy to do yourself or credit. "Obviously you invented redrawing logos" No they just drew what you're using, so credit them. "Yup, you caught me, I've made millions off these" No one said that they just said you're profiting off it.

What a piece of work. Screw whoever runs that account. Absolute child.

Re: Random: GameStop Drops A Clanger After Declaring The Console Wars "Over"

Quick_Man

Between this and the garbo AI generated image of Chief and Trump shaking hands, Gamestop's social media is just DESPERATE to be part of something, anything, isn't it? As if the official White House account itself trying to piggyback off this wasn't cringe-inducing enough. You're not part of the team, be quiet while you continue tearing the White House down.

Re: "We Live In An Age Where Even Bubsy Can Make A Comeback" - Meet The Developers Trying To Resurrect The Barcode Battler

Quick_Man

It's hard to not review a compilation of games without talking about the games. You know how stuff like Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection or Street Fighter 30th Anniversary include the bad stuff like Mortal Kombat Advance or Street Fighter 1 because it's like "well we've got all the good stuff, let's include the stinkers because it's part of history and it's a good curio and it's pretty funny"? The Bubsy Collection is a collection where the "good stuff" doesn't exist to offset the novelty of playing the bad stuff.

Also enough of the "mob mentality" stuff. You're not a victim, you're part of a scam that you refuse to stop perpetuating, even when it's so obviously over that even the god emperor of it all has given up on it. It's over. You're not some renegade rebel going against Da Woke Mafia, you're not a victim of a conspiracy. You openly say things that go against any basis in reality and then respond to anything saying otherwise with "I'm a little birthday guy c'moooooon it's my birthdaaaaay". Just stop it. I'm going to just hit the ignore button on you and keep it that way but I am BEGGING you to realize you're not the main character of the universe and people don't care enough to rally the troops against you.

Re: Final Fantasy Composer Nobuo Uematsu Has Never Used AI, "And Probably Never Will"

Quick_Man

As a musician myself I've never once thought in the creation of the three albums I've done "man, I really hate doing this. I wish it could be easier". We already have SO MUCH technology involved in the creation of modern music. It's never been easier without AI to start.

Maybe I'm just a complete loser for thinking creative projects should remain so? I don't know anymore. Pick up a goddamn guitar or a pair of sticks or a DAW.

Re: "Not Interested In Selling It To Haters" - An Intellivision Amico Just Sold On eBay For Over $2,200

Quick_Man

@slider1983 "They weren't. Tallarico snubbed them online and they got angry and spent the next eight years complaining about him and the console almost every week on the podcast, to this day."

So Tommy snubbed them online and Pat and Ian... aren't snubbing him online too? Tommy's words are somehow epic cool and based while Pat and Ian's words are mean and harmful and unfair? That's what we're going with? All they do is cover this trainwreck, and they've been the best at covering the trainwreck lmao. They haven't gotten anything substantial wrong because so often all they do is use the Amico team's own stupid words.

And I'm sorry, but if you actually BELIEVE Alvarado with no proof or evidence to his claim that the tech would be "updated" [jesus christ], then this conversation is pointless. We clearly live in different realities.

Re: "Not Interested In Selling It To Haters" - An Intellivision Amico Just Sold On eBay For Over $2,200

Quick_Man

@slider1983 Acting like the CUPodcast haven't been attacked by Tommy tenfold [and that Pat and Ian aren't COMPLETELY CORRECT] is really, really funny.

And "confirmed to have improved tech"? Confirmed by literally WHO? WHEN? HOW? WHY? WE CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD OF CHAOS. How is it 2025, LATE 2025, and this thing that doesn't bloody exist and won't ever exist is treated like this evolving Necronomicon where all the remaining believers just come up with their own fanfiction about it???

Re: Nightdive Studios Has Just Released A "Definitive" New Update For This Cult Classic Horror Game

Quick_Man

@jmbenetti Honestly as a video game it would definitely be improved by that, but I always felt like it was a one-of-a-kind experience and the fact that the game itself barely worked and had every Sierra and LucasArts BS trope rolled into one ball of "I hate you, player, please commit Turning The Game Off" almost adds to the game's charm for me. It's like "so bad, it's good" but of game fairness.

And yeah, Ellison was the voice of A.M itself - apparantly, he unexpectedly found himself having such a good time doing the voice that he then went on to do the audiobook himself.

Re: Team Ninja Founder & Dead Or Alive Creator Tomonobu Itagaki Has Passed Away

Quick_Man

Ninja Gaiden II and Dead or Alive 4 were mainstays of my childhood years, excitedly having crazy experiences on my first ever "brand new" console [the first... and only, as I never got a console within the launch year after that ever again lmao]. Ninja Gaiden II was definitely a smidge too hard for 9 year old me, that's for sure.

I know these games are praised for their sexy women, but... Ryu Hayabusa, jeez, one of the most attractive men in video game history. Definitely ended up being one of the formative video game characters of my awakening, that's for sure.

And Dead Or Alive was so much more than just the eye candy, it had a feel that no other fighting game franchise has had before or since - these cinematic set-pieces that complimented the mechanics, not got in the way of them. The stage interactivity that made you feel like you were part of a martial arts movie.

RIP Itagaki. It's a shame he didn't live to 99 years old so Heaven would've had maximized jiggle physics.

Re: Capcom Almost Didn't Reissue Resident Evil 1-3 On GOG Because We Already Have Their HD Remakes

Quick_Man

I'm glad they budged on it eventually but this just really goes to show that we need to get the companies themselves on board with true preservation when so many of them still don't understand it. Like, I'm not a purist at all, but there's no reason why a remake happens we shouldn't be able to have the best of both worlds. I love Final Fantasy 7's remakes thus far, Remake, Crisis Core Reunion and Rebirth, some of the biggest generous uses of the term "remake" ever with crazy interesting plot twists and much better development of more unexplored characters - but the original experience should be there too, and the fact that it is available is a fantastic thing and is nothing but a win-win - players get to choose which version they want [give me them ALL, personally, om nom nom more Zack content om nom feed me] and the companies always make more money as a result.

Re: The Second 'Neo Geo Premium Selection' Title Just Dropped

Quick_Man

@Daniel36 It wasn't hugely popular outside Japan in console format due to the high price point, it really was the Ferrari of consoles at the time. The system you'd have on a poster on the wall. Their twin-pronged approach of having both arcade machine and home consoles helped massively. A lot of people couldn't afford the system but the machines were everywhere, especially in poorer regions like Latin America, South America or parts of Asia like Taiwan. The home console was the rich person's club, but the arcade machine felt like the arcade machine of the people lol.