Didn't bother to put the disclaimer on it because they know there's still a sizeable chunk of gamers who don't want to Consume Product. They'd rather lie by omission than risk whatever amount of sales it would cost them.
How is it that the richer the corporation, the more of a whore they act?
Thankfully the US art for Street Fighter 2 is still mostly good but so many other games got screwed. Like, for games like Mega Man or Strider, it was like "did this artist even SEE the original art? Or the character themselves? Or the GAME?"
I see the genAI convo speedran from "limp-wristed defending of its use" to "I know I'm lazy and wouldn't even bother creating if this couldn't do it for me, lmao. Don't care mate"
I just can't wrap my head around the controls they've gone with. With a proper d-pad and six buttons it feels like this would instantly shoot up from a 3/10 to like a 6/10. Still a "think long and hard about it" kind of purchase, but an immediate vast improvement. What were they thinking?
You know it's rough when the reviewer has to put "it's something different" in the pros. I think even they felt bad about how rough this thing is and the rightful score they had to give it.
My favourite detail about this is that Sega kinda badly botched the launch of the Master System in the UK - but Nintendo botched the launch of the NES in the UK even harder and thus Sega won out lmao.
As someone not perverted but curious, I do wonder about the history of nudity in arcade games that aren't just completely pornographic like all the strip mahjong games or Qix clones.
I remember distinctly a hidden easter egg in Real Bout Fatal Fury where if you got a ring out in a very specific way on the docks stage, you'd actually see Blue Mary's bare breasts for a very brief moment before she panicked and went back under the water to put her top on. It made me wonder in a post-ESRB world how they got away with it - but I guess it was just THAT obscure an easter egg.
Frankly I'm glad they just said "eff it" and moved a year out. Everybody's sick of delays where it's like "just around the corner guys!" and it moves a dozen times. Least this is a transparent "it ain't coming anytime soon".
When the bombs drop and we're all in the goddamn ground, the only two things somehow remaining will be TNA Wrestling and the Intellivision Amico "still being active".
Getting real bored of making new titles in beloved-but-niche IPs, completely missing the mark on them, and then I imagine the takeaway will be "GUESS NOBODY CARES ABOUT RENT-A-HERO" instead of "MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE MADE IT AN ACTUAL GAME".
@Zebetite Surprised none of them have thrown the classic "why can't you create an entirely other website solely so I, a sensitive person, will have no chance of having to read anything anti-AI" yet.
@xzacutor He played the first two extensively during development as special segments during the seasons when they were being made. He's never officially challenged them but given that they're actually Game Center CX games in Japan they probably don't feel the need.
Damn, I've been watching Game Center CX long enough to remember Arino quipping about being unsure they should be playing a PS1 game because it's not that old lmao.
I feel like Golden Axe could have a fun Avatar The Last Airbender type adventure series. It could be really funny without actually being a comedy show.
It's one thing for non-artists to be flooding music platforms with genAI slop but to be doing it under the name of real artists is absolutely disgusting. If you're doing that, you already KNOW what you're putting out there is tripe.
I love having both options. Corporations only want us to have one. There's nothing wrong with digital media in itself - far from it, it's kinda superior in almost everyway. The problems mostly just stem from corporate restriction. The reason PC has gotten away with basically being digital-only for years is places like Steam and GOG that have earned the trust for that. Not so much console stuff yet. Prove people can trust you, and people will trust you.
I will say that while the game is by no means impossible, my shmup benchmark of difficulty is my all-time favourite Gradius, and this is harder than that. And many people who aren't shmup-brained consider Gradius a nightmare. So I get why it got the reputation - and the AVGN bump doesn't help matters.
James just wanted to make funny videos while playing a character that's miserable about video games, man. He didn't think people would actually end up absorbing it and regurgitating it as faux-criticism.
@Deway "Everyone wants to shred a guitar solo, nobody wants to pick up the damn guitar and learn how" as I've said to a friend of mine who's just getting into learning.
People really just want to FEEL like they're contributing something to the world for the clout and respect even though we're a niche of a niche lmao. You wanna be a musician, pick up a goddamn instrument.
"Don't like, don't use" how about "can't make, don't fake"
Are the defenders just purposefully ignoring all the comments about how phones like this already exist by actually reputable companies for a fraction of a fraction of the price? It's not the CONCEPT of a non-smartphone that's the issue. Stop pretending otherwise.
iam8bit seem like the bottom of the barrel of retro rereleases. If this were half the price and there wasn't random chance involved in getting the glowing cartridge, sure. A nice collector's item for hardcore Sonic fans. At this price and with that gimmick? This is just insane.
Arcade Archives is for hardcore enthusiasts and people who like preservation. Always has been. Console features aren't there because it's the arcade game and the arcade game didn't have them. This is not some mainstream treat-it-as-a-disposable-product project. Like, no duh it doesn't have online play with rollback and crossplay or the FMV endings. The arcade game didn't have them, so this won't either.
@metaphysician Well, as someone who isn't even a GTA fan, even I know it's probably going to be a really good game. I don't know of a GTA that wasn't at least "good"... ever. San Andreas is the only one I really loved but both 4 and 5 were good games and I also know 2 is really fun, so...
@Willgraham At least GTA6 is a product that you can trust will be a good video game with lots of work put in over the span of a decade, y'know? It's not worth 80 bucks to me but it's not even close to the scam-level worthy Commodore phone.
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Re: 'The Current Experience Is Not Where It Needs to Be' - SEGA Is Pulling Total War: Shogun 2 Complete Edition from Stores
Didn't bother to put the disclaimer on it because they know there's still a sizeable chunk of gamers who don't want to Consume Product. They'd rather lie by omission than risk whatever amount of sales it would cost them.
How is it that the richer the corporation, the more of a whore they act?
Re: 'He Has Taken Advantage of Extremely Talented, Kind and Professional People' - All Is Not Well with Boutique Retro Publisher 33 Games
He was the 1PW guy?! Well, that checks out. Never thought that story would come up in retro gaming controversy.
Re: New F-Zero GX Cheat Codes Discovered For Nintendo Switch 2 and GameCube, But Bring Plenty Of Hands To Input Them
This reminds me of the Gran Turismo 4 cheats that took ages to discover. Neat work.
Re: "I Know That Was a Half-Baked Take" - Street Fighter II Artist Is Still Annoyed He Didn't Do the Cover Art for the West
Thankfully the US art for Street Fighter 2 is still mostly good but so many other games got screwed. Like, for games like Mega Man or Strider, it was like "did this artist even SEE the original art? Or the character themselves? Or the GAME?"
Re: "If I Didn't Have These Powerful Tools, I Wouldn't Do It at All" - The Oliver Twins Explain Why They're Dizzy About GenAI
I see the genAI convo speedran from "limp-wristed defending of its use" to "I know I'm lazy and wouldn't even bother creating if this couldn't do it for me, lmao. Don't care mate"
Re: Dev Behind AI-Assisted Daytona USA PC Port Says They Didn't Intend To Hide Claude's Involvement
I'm so tired, man.
Re: Review: Grant Sinclair's GamerCard – Shares Some Of Sir Clive's DNA, But This Is No ZX Spectrum-Style Triumph
I just can't wrap my head around the controls they've gone with. With a proper d-pad and six buttons it feels like this would instantly shoot up from a 3/10 to like a 6/10. Still a "think long and hard about it" kind of purchase, but an immediate vast improvement. What were they thinking?
You know it's rough when the reviewer has to put "it's something different" in the pros. I think even they felt bad about how rough this thing is and the rightful score they had to give it.
Re: The Master System's Popularity In The UK Is Still Surprising Some People
My favourite detail about this is that Sega kinda badly botched the launch of the Master System in the UK - but Nintendo botched the launch of the NES in the UK even harder and thus Sega won out lmao.
Re: The Gaelco Sports Collection Featuring The Scandalous 'Squash' Launches October 22
As someone not perverted but curious, I do wonder about the history of nudity in arcade games that aren't just completely pornographic like all the strip mahjong games or Qix clones.
I remember distinctly a hidden easter egg in Real Bout Fatal Fury where if you got a ring out in a very specific way on the docks stage, you'd actually see Blue Mary's bare breasts for a very brief moment before she panicked and went back under the water to put her top on. It made me wonder in a post-ESRB world how they got away with it - but I guess it was just THAT obscure an easter egg.
Re: New Book Celebrating 45 Years Of The ZX Spectrum Smashes Its Kickstarter Goal Day One
The people demand more Kim Justice, and so it shall be written.
Re: Ultra Street Fighter IV Mods Bring Rollback Netcode To The Classic Capcom Scrapper
SF4Enhanced is vibe coded trash. Go with Embers.
Re: "One Of The Finest Coders I'd Worked With" - Tributes Pour In For Star Citizen, Wetrix & Project Gotham Racing Dev, David Bone Gill
Huge shame. Project Gotham was THE Xbox racing franchise for me. Many good memories.
Re: The Neo Geo AES+ Was Almost Cancelled Thanks To The RAMpocalypse
@Reechard "Everyone draws the line of what's acceptable just beneath what they're doing themselves." - Tom Scott
Re: "We're Genuinely Sorry" - The Neo Geo AES+ Has Been Delayed
Frankly I'm glad they just said "eff it" and moved a year out. Everybody's sick of delays where it's like "just around the corner guys!" and it moves a dozen times. Least this is a transparent "it ain't coming anytime soon".
Re: "I Haven't Been Paid In A While" Admits Amico CEO While Insisting That Tommy Tallarico Is Still "Active" In Raising Funds
When the bombs drop and we're all in the goddamn ground, the only two things somehow remaining will be TNA Wrestling and the Intellivision Amico "still being active".
Re: Want To Learn Japanese? Retro Games Are Your Friend
@jygsaw Fansubs were like cracktros back then - it just wasn't one without an unnecessary comment about how another group sucked LOL
Re: "We Are Truly Sorry That Things Must End This Way" - Sega's Rent-A-Hero Revival Is Ending Mere Months After Launch
Getting real bored of making new titles in beloved-but-niche IPs, completely missing the mark on them, and then I imagine the takeaway will be "GUESS NOBODY CARES ABOUT RENT-A-HERO" instead of "MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE MADE IT AN ACTUAL GAME".
Re: Antstream Confirmed As The Developer Behind James Pond Legacy: The Pond Is Not Enough
That artwork is /hideous/.
Re: "I Hope They Choke On An AI-Generated Fishbone" - James Pond Creator On System 3's "Soulless" Legacy Collection
@Zebetite Surprised none of them have thrown the classic "why can't you create an entirely other website solely so I, a sensitive person, will have no chance of having to read anything anti-AI" yet.
Re: Hollywood Legend And Video Game Star Tim Curry Has Passed Away
He isn't dead, he's just gone to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
... SPACE!
Re: Popular Retro Gaming Variety Show, Game Center CX, Lifts Ban On PS3 & Nintendo Wii Games
@xzacutor He played the first two extensively during development as special segments during the seasons when they were being made. He's never officially challenged them but given that they're actually Game Center CX games in Japan they probably don't feel the need.
Re: Popular Retro Gaming Variety Show, Game Center CX, Lifts Ban On PS3 & Nintendo Wii Games
Damn, I've been watching Game Center CX long enough to remember Arino quipping about being unsure they should be playing a PS1 game because it's not that old lmao.
Re: Here's The First Trailer For Golden Axe's Animated TV Series, From The Creator Of Star Trek: The Lower Decks
I feel like Golden Axe could have a fun Avatar The Last Airbender type adventure series. It could be really funny without actually being a comedy show.
Re: "Definitely Not Something I Made" - Final Fantasy Composer Warns Against AI-Generated Album Released Under Her Name
It's one thing for non-artists to be flooding music platforms with genAI slop but to be doing it under the name of real artists is absolutely disgusting. If you're doing that, you already KNOW what you're putting out there is tripe.
Re: This Dying Street Fighter II Cart Is A Sobering Reminder That Physical Doesn't Mean Forever
I love having both options. Corporations only want us to have one. There's nothing wrong with digital media in itself - far from it, it's kinda superior in almost everyway. The problems mostly just stem from corporate restriction. The reason PC has gotten away with basically being digital-only for years is places like Steam and GOG that have earned the trust for that. Not so much console stuff yet. Prove people can trust you, and people will trust you.
Re: This New NES Patch Overhauls One Of The Console's Most "Difficult" Games
I will say that while the game is by no means impossible, my shmup benchmark of difficulty is my all-time favourite Gradius, and this is harder than that. And many people who aren't shmup-brained consider Gradius a nightmare. So I get why it got the reputation - and the AVGN bump doesn't help matters.
James just wanted to make funny videos while playing a character that's miserable about video games, man. He didn't think people would actually end up absorbing it and regurgitating it as faux-criticism.
Re: "Don't Be A Chicken" - Konami's Military-Themed Hyper Sports Successor Combat School Is This Week's Arcade Archives Release
GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER... NICK.
DARN IT!
Re: Commodore's Divisive Callback 8020 'Dumb Phone' Now Has Its Own AI-Assisted Video Game
@slider1983 Present company included?
Re: Random: "What In The Name Of Copyright Infringement Is This Madness?" - Intellivision Amico Box Showcasing Nintendo Art Surfaces Online
This is somehow Pat and Ian's fault.
Re: Commodore's Divisive Callback 8020 'Dumb Phone' Now Has Its Own AI-Assisted Video Game
This goes beyond huffing your own farts at this point. This is gorilla-gluing your face to your ass.
Re: This Week's Arcade Archives Release Hides A Secret: A Way To Replicate TX-1's Arcade Experience At Home
@Guru_Larry It is, yeah. Tatsumi repurposed TX-1 cabs for Buggy Boy iirc
Re: "This Project Is Not Vibe-Coded" - PS1 Recompilation Tool RecompOne Goes Live
@AndyVGR if they did that, would you and the people like you who post this on every article that even dares to mention AI sod off?
Re: "This Sucks Ass" - Mario Kart Wii Is Getting An AI-Assisted Recomp, And Some People Aren't Happy
@Cronodoug There were a dozen articles posted today that had nothing to do with AI - Am I to assume you have some rare inability to just click those?
Re: "I Overestimated My Ability To Deliver" - Infamous Kickstarter 'Project Phoenix' Is Alive, But It Might Not Be Out Until 2031
"Game delay bad good design game forever game delay" - Hideo Kojimbo
Re: Sega Appears To Have Been Caught Using GenAI Again, This Time With Dreamcast Keychains
@zazou703 Maybe you should just not click things that don't interest you
Re: "This Project Is Not Vibe-Coded" - Developer Behind PS1 Recompilation Tool Takes Aim At AI
@Deway "Everyone wants to shred a guitar solo, nobody wants to pick up the damn guitar and learn how" as I've said to a friend of mine who's just getting into learning.
Re: "To Enter Now Would Be A Deathwish" - Limited Run's Ex-Boss Thinks Boutique Physical Publishing Is "Oversaturated"
"We're all looking for the guy who did this."
Re: "Our Biggest Launch" - Commodore Callback Smashes First-Month Sales Of C64 Ultimate In Just Three Days
@Ruka You can't get in trouble for falseifying sales data if you didn't present any sales data.
Re: "Extremely Disappointing" - Are AI-Generated FPGA Cores The Future, Or The Death Of Accuracy?
People really just want to FEEL like they're contributing something to the world for the clout and respect even though we're a niche of a niche lmao. You wanna be a musician, pick up a goddamn instrument.
"Don't like, don't use" how about "can't make, don't fake"
Re: Empire Interactive Withdraws From "3DO Project" Due To "Likelihood Of Prolonged Legal Disputes"
lol. lmao. rofl, if you may
Re: "I'm Currently Of The Opinion That This Is Not Legitimate" - There's Something Weird Going On With 3DO Right Now
What's next, a CD-i revival with the tagline "RETURN OF THE KING"?
Re: Commodore Says Response To Callback 8020 Has "Surpassed Expectations" As Use Of GenAI Continues To Cause Concern
Detox from the digital realm. Not us, though. GenAI everything. You should buy our 500 dollar flip phone still.
Re: "Not The Same Thing" - John Romero Challenges DOOM Designer's Claim Piracy Indirectly "Gutted" id
JOHN ROMERO'S ABOUT TO HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL.
Re: "We Listened" - Commodore Reduces The Price Of Its Forthcoming Callback 8020 'Dumbphone'
@slider1983 Completely irrelevent to the point.
Re: "We Listened" - Commodore Reduces The Price Of Its Forthcoming Callback 8020 'Dumbphone'
Are the defenders just purposefully ignoring all the comments about how phones like this already exist by actually reputable companies for a fraction of a fraction of the price? It's not the CONCEPT of a non-smartphone that's the issue. Stop pretending otherwise.
Re: "Embarrassing" - These $100 Sonic Re-Releases Aren't Going Down Well With Fans
iam8bit seem like the bottom of the barrel of retro rereleases. If this were half the price and there wasn't random chance involved in getting the glowing cartridge, sure. A nice collector's item for hardcore Sonic fans. At this price and with that gimmick? This is just insane.
Re: "There Are A Hundred Things We Could Have Done Differently" - Quake's Creators Reflect On The "Grim Cost" Of The Classic FPS
Obligatory "screw Carmack" for being a jackoff about Rebecca Heineman's passing. Always knew he was a jerk but that was just beyond the pale.
Re: Namco's Legendary Arcade Fighting Game 'Tekken' Is Coming To Arcade Archives 2
Arcade Archives is for hardcore enthusiasts and people who like preservation. Always has been. Console features aren't there because it's the arcade game and the arcade game didn't have them. This is not some mainstream treat-it-as-a-disposable-product project. Like, no duh it doesn't have online play with rollback and crossplay or the FMV endings. The arcade game didn't have them, so this won't either.
Re: "We Listened" - Commodore Reduces The Price Of Its Forthcoming Callback 8020 'Dumbphone'
@metaphysician Well, as someone who isn't even a GTA fan, even I know it's probably going to be a really good game. I don't know of a GTA that wasn't at least "good"... ever. San Andreas is the only one I really loved but both 4 and 5 were good games and I also know 2 is really fun, so...
Re: "We Listened" - Commodore Reduces The Price Of Its Forthcoming Callback 8020 'Dumbphone'
@Willgraham At least GTA6 is a product that you can trust will be a good video game with lots of work put in over the span of a decade, y'know? It's not worth 80 bucks to me but it's not even close to the scam-level worthy Commodore phone.