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Re: "We Live In An Age Where Even Bubsy Can Make A Comeback" - Meet The Developers Trying To Resurrect The Barcode Battler

Quick_Man

It's hard to not review a compilation of games without talking about the games. You know how stuff like Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection or Street Fighter 30th Anniversary include the bad stuff like Mortal Kombat Advance or Street Fighter 1 because it's like "well we've got all the good stuff, let's include the stinkers because it's part of history and it's a good curio and it's pretty funny"? The Bubsy Collection is a collection where the "good stuff" doesn't exist to offset the novelty of playing the bad stuff.

Also enough of the "mob mentality" stuff. You're not a victim, you're part of a scam that you refuse to stop perpetuating, even when it's so obviously over that even the god emperor of it all has given up on it. It's over. You're not some renegade rebel going against Da Woke Mafia, you're not a victim of a conspiracy. You openly say things that go against any basis in reality and then respond to anything saying otherwise with "I'm a little birthday guy c'moooooon it's my birthdaaaaay". Just stop it. I'm going to just hit the ignore button on you and keep it that way but I am BEGGING you to realize you're not the main character of the universe and people don't care enough to rally the troops against you.

Re: Final Fantasy Composer Nobuo Uematsu Has Never Used AI, "And Probably Never Will"

Quick_Man

As a musician myself I've never once thought in the creation of the three albums I've done "man, I really hate doing this. I wish it could be easier". We already have SO MUCH technology involved in the creation of modern music. It's never been easier without AI to start.

Maybe I'm just a complete loser for thinking creative projects should remain so? I don't know anymore. Pick up a goddamn guitar or a pair of sticks or a DAW.

Re: "Not Interested In Selling It To Haters" - An Intellivision Amico Just Sold On eBay For Over $2,200

Quick_Man

@slider1983 "They weren't. Tallarico snubbed them online and they got angry and spent the next eight years complaining about him and the console almost every week on the podcast, to this day."

So Tommy snubbed them online and Pat and Ian... aren't snubbing him online too? Tommy's words are somehow epic cool and based while Pat and Ian's words are mean and harmful and unfair? That's what we're going with? All they do is cover this trainwreck, and they've been the best at covering the trainwreck lmao. They haven't gotten anything substantial wrong because so often all they do is use the Amico team's own stupid words.

And I'm sorry, but if you actually BELIEVE Alvarado with no proof or evidence to his claim that the tech would be "updated" [jesus christ], then this conversation is pointless. We clearly live in different realities.

Re: "Not Interested In Selling It To Haters" - An Intellivision Amico Just Sold On eBay For Over $2,200

Quick_Man

@slider1983 Acting like the CUPodcast haven't been attacked by Tommy tenfold [and that Pat and Ian aren't COMPLETELY CORRECT] is really, really funny.

And "confirmed to have improved tech"? Confirmed by literally WHO? WHEN? HOW? WHY? WE CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD OF CHAOS. How is it 2025, LATE 2025, and this thing that doesn't bloody exist and won't ever exist is treated like this evolving Necronomicon where all the remaining believers just come up with their own fanfiction about it???

Re: Nightdive Studios Has Just Released A "Definitive" New Update For This Cult Classic Horror Game

Quick_Man

@jmbenetti Honestly as a video game it would definitely be improved by that, but I always felt like it was a one-of-a-kind experience and the fact that the game itself barely worked and had every Sierra and LucasArts BS trope rolled into one ball of "I hate you, player, please commit Turning The Game Off" almost adds to the game's charm for me. It's like "so bad, it's good" but of game fairness.

And yeah, Ellison was the voice of A.M itself - apparantly, he unexpectedly found himself having such a good time doing the voice that he then went on to do the audiobook himself.

Re: Team Ninja Founder & Dead Or Alive Creator Tomonobu Itagaki Has Passed Away

Quick_Man

Ninja Gaiden II and Dead or Alive 4 were mainstays of my childhood years, excitedly having crazy experiences on my first ever "brand new" console [the first... and only, as I never got a console within the launch year after that ever again lmao]. Ninja Gaiden II was definitely a smidge too hard for 9 year old me, that's for sure.

I know these games are praised for their sexy women, but... Ryu Hayabusa, jeez, one of the most attractive men in video game history. Definitely ended up being one of the formative video game characters of my awakening, that's for sure.

And Dead Or Alive was so much more than just the eye candy, it had a feel that no other fighting game franchise has had before or since - these cinematic set-pieces that complimented the mechanics, not got in the way of them. The stage interactivity that made you feel like you were part of a martial arts movie.

RIP Itagaki. It's a shame he didn't live to 99 years old so Heaven would've had maximized jiggle physics.

Re: Capcom Almost Didn't Reissue Resident Evil 1-3 On GOG Because We Already Have Their HD Remakes

Quick_Man

I'm glad they budged on it eventually but this just really goes to show that we need to get the companies themselves on board with true preservation when so many of them still don't understand it. Like, I'm not a purist at all, but there's no reason why a remake happens we shouldn't be able to have the best of both worlds. I love Final Fantasy 7's remakes thus far, Remake, Crisis Core Reunion and Rebirth, some of the biggest generous uses of the term "remake" ever with crazy interesting plot twists and much better development of more unexplored characters - but the original experience should be there too, and the fact that it is available is a fantastic thing and is nothing but a win-win - players get to choose which version they want [give me them ALL, personally, om nom nom more Zack content om nom feed me] and the companies always make more money as a result.

Re: The Second 'Neo Geo Premium Selection' Title Just Dropped

Quick_Man

@Daniel36 It wasn't hugely popular outside Japan in console format due to the high price point, it really was the Ferrari of consoles at the time. The system you'd have on a poster on the wall. Their twin-pronged approach of having both arcade machine and home consoles helped massively. A lot of people couldn't afford the system but the machines were everywhere, especially in poorer regions like Latin America, South America or parts of Asia like Taiwan. The home console was the rich person's club, but the arcade machine felt like the arcade machine of the people lol.

Re: Gaming Legend Rebecca Heineman Could Really Do With Your Positive Vibes Right Now

Quick_Man

Very weird Rebecca couldn't even launch a GoFundMe without someone in the comments feeling like it was a personal attack on glory greatest United States of America and that she must be scamming because the country couldn't possibly fail anyone when we have the glorious king back at the helm. One of the nicest goddamn people you'll ever meet in the industry and that's what you're thinking about...

Re: "They Were Pretty Sure It Was Not Going To Do Well" - How Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Was Brought To The West

Quick_Man

Translating this series must've been such an undertaking given how almost every name is Japanese-specific wordplay. You can see in the huge differences of the fan translation and official translation of Investigations 2 just how wide a spectrum translation is and how many possible "answers" there are. A fan translated name was Sebastian Debeste, the official translation was Eustace Winner. So different yet quite well convey the joke in their own way.

Awesome read.

Re: "I Thought I Was Going To Die" - Sounds Like Sega Staff Had It Rough Back In The '90s

Quick_Man

The reason you don't hear about these horror stories from companies like Nintendo or Sega while seemingly always reading about them from Western companies is because this is shocking to the West while in Japan it's just the norm and not even report-worthy. People often think Japanese companies are some glorious pro-worker fantasy land because this stuff doesn't get reported as much, haha NOPE.

Re: WayForward Distances Itself From ModRetro's Re-Release Of Sabrina: Zapped! On Game Boy Color

Quick_Man

Came into this expecting a bunch of drooling "no polticin viddy gum" responses and was not disappointed.

Some people care about things you don't. I'm sorry to have broken your heart over this revelation. But you don't have to announce that you don't care every single time you ever see something you don't care about.

I legitimately respect people who go "I don't see anything wrong with this controversial person" more than "DON'T CARE NO POLITICS" because at least the former had something to say while the latter had nothing to say but still think people had to read their drivel.