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Re: "Nobody Approached Me To Obtain My Consent" - Revival Of "Abandoned" Jaguar RPG 'The Owl Project' Thrown Into Doubt

Quick_Man

The amount of people defending this in the comments is disgusting. You can't just nick somebody else's project with a half-baked code-a-like and pretend it's the original bloody thing.

Well, I suppose you can if you're morally and creatively bankrupt, which the retro scene apparantly is happy to be.

Simple fact is this isn't a lost game as it's claiming to be, it's someone hacking together a cheap imitation and presenting it as if it's not. And if your response is "who cares", why the hell are you even commenting? If you don't care, nobody needs your input.

Re: "I Can't Promote A Product That I Don't Support" - SNK Mod Steps Down Over Fatal Fury "AI Slop" Trailer

Quick_Man

I keep having to read people going "oh my god, it's such come a long way, we're doomed, we may as well give up, give up guys, stop resisting guys, c'mon guys the future is now guys why are you complaining guys it's so over guys" and it's just like... am I just a hidden genius or something? Because over the past few years I've ALWAYS been able to spot genAI fairly easily and seen relatively few miniscule improvements to the most obvious tells. I don't consider myself especially intelligent so are people parroting this "just give up, it's over, we can't tell anymore" tripe blind?

Re: "I Can't Promote A Product That I Don't Support" - SNK Mod Steps Down Over Fatal Fury "AI Slop" Trailer

Quick_Man

@axelhander I'm begging you to stop pointlessly coming into every post about AI to whine about it being "fearmongering".

It looked cheap and bad. People could tell immediately. People don't like cheap and bad. Solve for (x). Maximilian Dood, someone often accused of "toxic positivity", paused the trailer seconds in without having to be told it was AI and said "are you kidding me?"

For me, City of the Wolves is the best current fighting game on the market, I have more fun booting it up and playing sets than I do Street Fighter 6 or Tekken 8. But good lord, is it just in their design document that every time they get people excited, they have to do something stupid as hell to pop that balloon immediately?

Re: Random: The Fact That This Terrible Nintendo DS Could Top Metacritic Is Proof That Democracy Was A Mistake

Quick_Man

Wow, how did it-- [sees user ratings] Oh.

Yeah, I'm not surprised. Metacritic user ratings are absolutely worthless. Every game nowadays gets bombed for the most nonsensical reasons. Gran Turismo 7 sat at like a 2 or a 3 for ages iirc. And don't you DARE make a game that becomes the target of the anti-woke YouTubers [read; has a female main character or a rainbow]

Re: Review: DreamConn S - Is This $200 Wireless Controller The Ultimate Dreamcast Pad?

Quick_Man

@Hexapus This style is how pro players use modern Playstation controllers for Tekken and King of Fighters. If it's a four-button fighter, claw style.

The six button Mega Drive and Saturn controllers were also definitely meant to be used with your palm facing down and multiple fingers used ala how you'd play a Street Fighter machine. Shoulder/trigger buttons are the Devil himself for fighting games. Get that SNES pad in the bin.

Re: "Beyond Incredibly Dumb" - The Internet Doesn't Like People Sealing Up Graded 3DS Consoles

Quick_Man

@Coalescence Karl Jobst has always just felt like a grifter making his money off of leeching off whatever was the hot topic at the time, presenting his faux-journalism as fact and doing the typical grifter thing of "I'm Doing This For All You Gamers, I Represent You, An Attack On Me Is An Attack On You". Even when he's happened to choose the right side of history it's rare he ends up not doing more harm than good to the community he decides to pretend to know about. Couldn't tell you how many outsiders pretending to be experts we had to deal with in the Clone Hero community after his BIG SCOOP on Schmooey.

Re: "Limited Run Games Has Been My Life For Ten Years" - Josh Fairhurst Announces He's Stepping Away

Quick_Man

@cawley1 "At this point, you know they suck, and most of their products have issues so just avoid those, and bingo! Stop complaining!" Come on, man. What was even the point of that comment? Why are you acting like the people making fun of them are still active customers who are still buying? We're not. Why did you write "most of their stuff sucks so just avoid that" as if it was some kind of softening defense? What... what were you even /going/ for?

Re: Best Of 2025: Tomohiro Nishikado On Making 'Space Invaders' And What Makes Games Fun

Quick_Man

While I respect Space Invaders as someone who was born in 1999, I've never found it much fun. It's just... too limited. Much like Galaxian to me. However, it's when you get into the early 80s you start finding games that even people like me absolutely obsess over. Galaga is probably the biggest example, that game's so much fun. Williams games while I find few fun outside of Wizard Of Wor, I like because of how LOUD and FLASHY they are to compensate for perhaps less refined gameplay. Marble Madness is also up there. Then when you get to the mid 80s, Sega's output really starts kicking off and that's where my love truly begins.

Re: Best Of 2025: "It Was Unlike Any Other Game I'd Played" - Meet The Donkey Kong Prodigy Who Became Nintendo's Original "Gamesmaster"

Quick_Man

Crazy to imagine just being in an arcade at the right place at the right time playing Donkey Kong could lead to you having to demonstrate Nintendo's games in court. I always remember Maximilian Dood's hilarious quote about how you had to present your game in court cases back then when watching a Fighter's History vs Street Fighter 2 copyright case - "Remember, you're presenting this to a judge who is approximately 190 years old. They have never seen a television. Go."

Re: The Original NES Mega Man Has Just Got A New "Revamped" Version, Courtesy Of A Fan

Quick_Man

Some people really need to learn that not every single game is meant to be their dream come true. Especially fan projects.

Meet things on its creator's own terms or don't. It's not hard. Things like this get made because the creator just wanted to. Some people really don't like Mega Man 1 compared to the rest of the NES series. Let people that are not you have things.

It's so tiring that you genuinely can't have something like this posted about without the comments being complaining about what it isn't rather than actually giving a damn about what it is.

Re: Legendary M. Bison & Akuma Voice Actor Tomomichi Nishimura Has Passed Away, Aged 79

Quick_Man

Itagaki's passing, Tagawa's passing, Harada leaving Namco after working on the Tekken franchise since the beginning... now Nishimura's also passed. Rough year for fighting games.

Always loved Akuma's menacing grunts in Third Strike, but it has to be the terrifying Bison end boss from Alpha 3 that the man's fighting game legacy shines brightest to me. Probably the most intimidating Bison as a final boss has ever been because for the first and last time in a proper Street Fighter game, continues were disabled at the final boss - lose the match and you get the bad ending. Made it terrifying when you saw the guy with full Super just waiting to unleash that PSYCHO CRUSHAAAAA and take 80% of your health bar.

Re: "We Are Actively Investigating Your Feedback" - R-Type Delta HD Boosted Publisher Delivers Statement On The Port's Timing Issues

Quick_Man

Remember, folks, if someone has a differing opinion to you, it means their review is worthless. And if they didn't note an issue you have, it means they never actually played the game. It's me, John Review Reader, here to tell you for the 573rd time why you shouldn't believe anything you see on the internet. Except what I say, of course. I'm different and cool.