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Re: Review: Grant Sinclair's GamerCard – Shares Some Of Sir Clive's DNA, But This Is No ZX Spectrum-Style Triumph

Quick_Man

I just can't wrap my head around the controls they've gone with. With a proper d-pad and six buttons it feels like this would instantly shoot up from a 3/10 to like a 6/10. Still a "think long and hard about it" kind of purchase, but an immediate vast improvement. What were they thinking?

You know it's rough when the reviewer has to put "it's something different" in the pros. I think even they felt bad about how rough this thing is and the rightful score they had to give it.

Re: The Gaelco Sports Collection Featuring The Scandalous 'Squash' Launches October 22

Quick_Man

As someone not perverted but curious, I do wonder about the history of nudity in arcade games that aren't just completely pornographic like all the strip mahjong games or Qix clones.

I remember distinctly a hidden easter egg in Real Bout Fatal Fury where if you got a ring out in a very specific way on the docks stage, you'd actually see Blue Mary's bare breasts for a very brief moment before she panicked and went back under the water to put her top on. It made me wonder in a post-ESRB world how they got away with it - but I guess it was just THAT obscure an easter egg.

Re: This Dying Street Fighter II Cart Is A Sobering Reminder That Physical Doesn't Mean Forever

Quick_Man

I love having both options. Corporations only want us to have one. There's nothing wrong with digital media in itself - far from it, it's kinda superior in almost everyway. The problems mostly just stem from corporate restriction. The reason PC has gotten away with basically being digital-only for years is places like Steam and GOG that have earned the trust for that. Not so much console stuff yet. Prove people can trust you, and people will trust you.

Re: This New NES Patch Overhauls One Of The Console's Most "Difficult" Games

Quick_Man

I will say that while the game is by no means impossible, my shmup benchmark of difficulty is my all-time favourite Gradius, and this is harder than that. And many people who aren't shmup-brained consider Gradius a nightmare. So I get why it got the reputation - and the AVGN bump doesn't help matters.

James just wanted to make funny videos while playing a character that's miserable about video games, man. He didn't think people would actually end up absorbing it and regurgitating it as faux-criticism.

Re: Namco's Legendary Arcade Fighting Game 'Tekken' Is Coming To Arcade Archives 2

Quick_Man

Arcade Archives is for hardcore enthusiasts and people who like preservation. Always has been. Console features aren't there because it's the arcade game and the arcade game didn't have them. This is not some mainstream treat-it-as-a-disposable-product project. Like, no duh it doesn't have online play with rollback and crossplay or the FMV endings. The arcade game didn't have them, so this won't either.