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"Due to supply chain issues and industry challenges, the MSRP of subsequent production of AES+ Original Edition consoles and AES+ Game Cartridges will increase to $650 USD and $250 USD each, respectively."

It may be the Pac-Man Fever talkin', but I'd rather go out of my mind for a Space Quest trilogy.

Polydactylism is a relatively common birth defect, yet the author of this article mocks it as "not-entirely-serious".
Be grateful that there are actually people in this world that can't give you the middle finger.

This makes me optimistic that 3DO owners will finally break even on their gaming hardware investment while their overly generous parents are still alive.

A.I.?

"graphics, talk shows, and food."

Glad to read Sega will be addressing why my doctor recommends a Final Fight diet over Golden Axe.

@Guru_Larry
Read your post, thought "Naw, no way that's the guy." Looked the name up - that's the guy. Jeepers!
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become Mel Gibson."

@QuackFu
You just solved a near lifelong mystery of "just what the hell was that doing on a Coke machine". Saw it one time ever:
Catch a Coke (1983)
You da man!

@mjparker77
Right-O. In my world, the CD would arrive as '528kb of complete game data+ Grateful Dead 5/8/77 Set 2 Ithaca, NY 16K rip'

@Shaw_Brothers
Honestly, I was bracing and hoping at the same time that your response would be "a schooling".
For every time I read about fpga "perfectly"mimicking a chip, I read about how close it emulates whatever game. Those 2 things cannot be correct at the same time. All or nothing with that propaganda.

@Shaw_Brothers How are Polymega games not emulated?

James Bondo is tight!

As I manually pause the "AI campaign setup, moderation and amplification in one dashboard" created "Boosted By Uplift Engine" because it auto plays, I wonder about the sales figures for this venture. The Polymega 'world' is somewhat an enigma to me still.
Is there a more convoluted way to blow wads of cash on such a niche product, outside of Rhino Records hawking reel to reel versions of 'classic' albums for $300 usd?

Looking forward to playing my NEO-GEO AES+ long after this website bites the dirt. The bonus will be not having to pause the auto play ads created with AI tools. Keep digging that hole, time extension hookshot IGN.

Ship model pic looks like something crafted from a beer can and sold at a flea market.

Micron just dropped 250 Billion reasons why this "I have a platform, therefore I have a mandate to use it for 'our' ideals" games journalist slop is tilting downward at an increasing rate, at least in the U.S.A.
Buncha bums fighting over a nickel...

@Allnightgaming
Argument was building steam, but derailed at the "legislation" part.

After running this headlines article through an A.I. filter, I simply had to report the response! To paraphrase:

"If I can’t buy an authentic keychain , I can’t buy an authentic keychain, man. If I’m butthurt, I’m butthurt. I mean, simple as that. It ain’t about that. It’s—it’s not about that at all. You know what I’m saying? I mean, but it’s—it’s—it’s easy to talk about, it’s easy to talk about sum it up when you just talk about buying an authentic keychain. We’re sitting here, and I’m supposed to be a franchise player, and we in here talking about buying an authentic keychain. I mean, listen, we’re talking about buying an authentic keychain. Not a game! Not a game! Not a game! We talking about buying an authentic keychain. Not a game; not a—not a—not the game that I go out there and—and die for and play every game like it’s my last, not the game, we’re talking about buying an authentic keychain, man. I mean, how silly is that, man? We’re talking about buying an authentic keychain."

@Atariboy
Thankya sir! Not currently within my reach, but that may be a blessing in disguise. So many "interesting" choices that Alladin's Castle made for their offerings...

John Romero will make you his niche.

High quality Steelbook protectors abound. Not inexpensive, but ya bought a Steelbook!

Top article pic instantly triggered my Spy Hunter 2 arcade memories. What an oddball sequel to an instant arcade classic. Soooo...where can I play Spy Hunter 2 on a modern-ish console?

Short & sweet, being a paid customer of Josh Fairhurst's Limited Run Games regime from '21-Yeah, Right was like learning Texas Hold'Em at the first table in Las Vegas.
YOU WILL TRUST NOTHING NOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
p.s. Josh Fairhurst, famously/formerly of Limited Run Games, is why half of North Carolina eats vinegar instead of mustard. The only patch for that is melanoma.

@Tasuki
Perhaps a future episode of "Wha Happun?" will flesh that out.

Every FPGA article is either about how it's the future of perfect emulation or how many free-working brainiac whizcode volunteers are working on its neverending flaws.
At least most of those articles aren't accusing me of destroying the future of the world and mankind itself because my grandmother bought me an Intellivision and Night Stalker still kicks ass.
Shut up and dribble, not Cassandra and drivel.

A decade of Josh Fairhurst's "business practice ideals" to "business practice practices" would culminate in the SuperGrafx+.

Unless the 'new' 3DO can shine my shoes, I'd rather have whatever dental device they made with the the Atari Jaguar console molds.

The Hoe of Destruction was a d.e.i. hire.

For a NEO-GEO game, that looks like hot garbage.

Best slide shows ever.

One cannot remove the stick without the joy.

Was the near 1:1 packaging of the console, as the author was ecstatic about, a genuine ripoff of an 8yr out trademarked commercial product, or was it an earnest effort that utilized 0.0% of A.I. to reproduce?