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Re: 'I Don't Think You Can Look at Breath of the Wild and Not See a Little Bit of Deus Ex in It'

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How and why would the imm-sim fall out of favour? Have they ever been out of favour with the public? I can't recall anyone actually exclaiming they don't like imm-sims and wished there were less imm-sims.

It is literally the perfect genre. Edge sounds like they're just being Edge, as usual. Never forget this same magazine scored Gunstar Heroes a 6 and asked why you can't talk to monsters in Doom. Despite a procession of anonymous staff never credited (I realise this changed recently), they are clueless.

Edge couldn't find their buttocks with both hands and roadmap.

There are plenty of modern imm-sims which enthusiasts can point a person to if they need more.

Re: 'It Took a Lot of Work' - the Elusive PS3 Title Like a Dragon: Kenzan! Has Just Received an AI-Free Fan Translation

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I own the original disc, and a modded PS3, which I bought to play EX Troopers patched into English. However, I bought the PS3 with EX Troopers pre-installed. How easy is it to patch PS3 games? Because I want to jump into this. And yet I am also afraid of how daunting the task is.

I'm downloading the 2.3 gigabyte patch. Bloody hell!

I shall post back here if I can get it to work. I hope it's just a case of ripping direct to my console HDD and then FTPing this over.

EDIT:
Damn it. My copy of the game is the greatest hits re-release, which is BLJM55006!

Can anyone confirm if this will work with the patch??

Re: The Making Of: Addams Family Values, Ocean Software's Attempt to Mix Hollywood & the Legend of Zelda

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If I had a quid for every time I read something about management not having a clue, I'd probably have this entire planet's reserve of currencies. I get a little buzz every time I see it; seems like a universal truth.

@HammerGalladeBro
What are the tags for the embedded quote you did? How do you do it?

@MontyMole
How did I not realise this? I have over 80 tabs open, for TE articles I someday need to get around to reading. And there's a bookmark option! Thank you!

Re: Thin End of the Wedge: Steam Next Fest Under Fire as Demo Festival Drowns in a Flood of AI Slop

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@Martin_H
A lot of these indie Steam games angle themselves as "modern retro", as in they use low res pixel art, they replicate old styles of game design, etc. There's that retro awards thing announced a while back, and they had multiple categories for "new old style game" or whatever.

For a time I was taken in by this, years back, but eventually concluded why play a facsimile of a classic rather than the classic itself? I'm not actively trying to defend the validity of this news piece - that's just how I interpreted it when I saw it.

I only came to the comments to annoy the AI techbros. All of whom are on my ignore list anyway, LOL.


As for this news, I keep thinking about it. In 2004, I applied to game design courses at Uni, and very nearly went to Abbertay Dundee to study games design (I was accepted but ended up withdrawing). And slowly I saw the industry change, from small teams in the 90s, to massive teams of hundreds, and it became soulless. And everyone was saying: indies will save us! And now I see indies smothered by slop, and I ponder: who will save the indies now?

I'm glad I never got into the industry. It's bad enough looking in from the outside, but if I was actually an employee on the inside, it would be utterly soul destroying.

Re: Thin End of the Wedge: Steam Next Fest Under Fire as Demo Festival Drowns in a Flood of AI Slop

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@SecretSeashell
Indeed. I had this problem with PSN on the PS4 already 5+ years ago.

When PSN launched, almost everything had some degree of quality. Releases were limited, and I bought a lot of stuff because it was all interesting and new.

Fast forward to five years ago... I'd spend an hour scrolling through thousands of examples of cheap nasty shovelware. Just weird dump trash, the kind of things you'd find for free on old flash websites. I couldn't understand who made it or why, or who was buying it.

Now AI has allowed this to ramp up to insane suffocating levels.

What's the point of even browsing the stores anymore when it's just wall to wall ****. I might just stick to retro. There's only a finite number of Saturn or PS2 games, not infinity slop.

Re: EverDrive Maker Krikzz Is Working on a Plug-and-Play PlayStation Optical Drive Emulator

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@slider1983
It's not connected to the internet. And you could just ignore the updates and be fine. They can't remotely brick it.

What I meant is:
If you wanted to update you had to jump through their hoops, their way. So every firmware update you use has to be tied to the serial number on your system. I have to log in, beg for the update, and it provides me with a serial coded update for my unit only.

Trying to update using a file not serial coded to your unit will brick it.

Krikzz does not do that.

He sells a product. He puts updates online. You just use them. No fuss.

CybDyn Systems with PSIO forces you to jump through hoops if you want updates, and trying to use an update not coded for the serial number of your unit destroys it.

Because in their ****ed up mind, anyone without a serial number must be a clone.

I have an authorised unit. But I despise how they treat me.

Re: Game Changer: Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Not Quite My Favourite Zelda, but Utterly Mind-Blowing Back in 1998

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I still vividly remember N64 magazine, in its dedicated RPG section*, speculating how amazing OOT would be before release, when it was still touted as a 64DD add-on. Would we get yearly instalments on update disks? Would we play through each year of Link's life as he grew into adulthood? The hype from the writers and readers' letter was an experience in and of itself. And then in the end it was a cartridge release!

I'm not that interested in modern gaming, but I can't imagine this level excitement any more. Times have changed. Back then, your only source of info was magazines - the internet at the time mainly recycled magazine news.

  • I still find it amazing an N64 had a monthly RPG section running at multiple pages, when the system only had like what... 4 or 5 actual RPGs released over its life? Even that's pushing it.

Re: EverDrive Maker Krikzz Is Working on a Plug-and-Play PlayStation Optical Drive Emulator

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@slider1983
Anti-consumer behaviour. Punishes those of us who bought an original, due to being upset with people who bought clones. Threatened to dox customers at one point. Set-up enormous insane hurdles to update the hardware, require you register a license, get an ID number, synchronise it with an online account - while threatening to brick the unit you have if the rules aren't followed at every stage. Does not allow license transfers, meaning you can never sell the hardware you bought. Later updates became bloated, slowing the thing down - it now takes a full 30 seconds from cold boot to the menu, whereas before it was closer to 5~10 seconds. Owner acted in a hostile manner to customers on social media.

Just absolutely vile contempt for people who bought the unit in good faith originally. I felt like I was being punished by them for giving them business.

To be clear, when first buying it, there was no need for any of this. You just downloaded some simple updates and away you went. It was nice. Then they got ass-mad that someone had cloned the hardware so took it out on customers.

Krikzz on the other hand is an upstanding bloke. Nice to his customers, respects the user base and community, does great work, professional, efficient, just all round absolute excellence. And the products are fast and fantastic. He just leaves the firmware updates on his root directory for anyone to grab any time. Super cool person.

Re: 'The Community Aspect of Decompilation Has Been Broken' - decomp.dev Closes in the Wake of AI-Based 'Bad Actors'

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@Tankov
"But it doesn't have to be like that with game localization and recompilation."

I wouldn't bet on it. I made a topic on romhacking dot net, one of the leading resources for fan translations, asking the community to rally together against AI slop translations, stating that for the last 20 years we had produced great fan-translations without needing AI slop.

And the result?

I was permanently banned from the RHDN forum.

Because I dared to speak against the use of AI in fan-translations.

So it's already happened. The fan-translations community, or certainly the gatekeepers in charge of RHDN, have pressed their lips against the giant orifice on the wall vomiting out AI slop, and they are breathing it in deeply!

Re: The Making Of: Suikoden II, A JRPG To Match 'Game Of Thrones' In Intrigue And Impact

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@EarthboundBenjy
No, it's cool. It's made me rethink a lot of things about older games - I have very young family members getting into games, and this situation with the spoiler made me think about the fact that for them, every game is new, even old ones, and everything is a spoiler.

So if we are to treat old games with the respect they deserve, then we need to acknowledge that they will continue to be played by new, younger players, and we should attempt as much as possible to preserve the magic of a first time play-through.

You only get one once, per game. I think the spoiler joke was funny, but only among a group of my peers who, like me, grew up with these games so know it already. Fine for a conversation, or group chat on a forum, but not for an article attempting to introduce a game to potentially new players.

And what I really want is for great games to have as wide an audience as possible.

So from now on I shall be avoiding major spoilers, no matter a game's age.

Re: Antstream Is Creating An AI-Powered Brain Rot Gaming Platform, And 'Mr Antichrist' Peter Thiel Is A Backer

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I just brought up some sick reading this. Each day we step closer to fulfilling our dreams of building the TORMENT NEXUS!

Why does Peter Thiel look like a robot or alien wearing an uncomfortable human flesh suit?

I also don't understand the desire for this. In 2026 the average monthly number of games released on Steam is over a thousand. Some months over 2000. My private back catalogue of physical games stands at over 1000 titles, not counting Steam or emulation.

We are saturated with already existing games, for dirt cheap prices, or in some cases free. I don't mean piracy - I literally mean all the free games on Itch. All human made.

Who TF is this aimed at?!

Re: The Making Of: Strider II - One Of The Worst Sequels In Video Game History, And I Should Know - I Had To Test It

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@slider1983
I think there was a small misunderstanding here.

I said:
"I've not actually played Strider 2, I only know it by reputation, but Ranger X is one of my all-time favourite games on any system. Clearly I am now going to have to play Strider 2 for more of that Ranger X goodness."

My reason for not playing it was not due to what people said about it. In fact, people trashing it has made me want to play it over the years. I've seen Dan Curley post on Facebook about it before (and I've even prodded him, suggesting he write about it), so I actually knew some of what he said here, and again, it made me want to check it out purely for curiosity.

So, I was making a joke: "well, if EGM rates it the same as Ranger X then I must play it!"

But the truth is it's been on my to play list for many years. Why I've not actually played it yet? Well, time, energy, motivation, other games to play, etc. I loaded it up once, got a couple of screens in, but again: my backlog is huge. I literally have a notepad diary, keeping track of what I finish, what I'm playing, and what I want to play next.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Re: Poll: Have You Ever Imported A Video Game?

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Importing was my life!

I imported for pretty much every system, apart from things like the Jaguar.

In fact I even imported systems, like my NEC Duo R.

The reasons were many: uncensored, 60Hz, earlier releases, import exclusives, extra content, etc.

The MD, SNES, PS1, and Saturn were totally different machines when you imported.

And the PC Engine series was a world unto itself!

Who are these weirdos claiming few imported?

Re: Feature: "It's Insulting & Hurtful" - Beetle Adventure Racing Decomp Dev Kicks Back Against The Rise Of AI Recomps

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I saw the AI version of Pilotwings 64 recently - despite it being my favourite N64 game I refuse to play vibe coded slop. I then found the human team also working on PW64. I really hope they finish it. As said by others, the AI recomps are always broken and never get fixed.

I'm also unsubscribing from Esoterica. The channel has become a nonstop high pressure slop hose, blasting out thick jets of the damned filth.

Re: "We Bear Full Responsibility For Where We're At" - After $1.8 Million Raised & Months Of Silence, EGM Updates Backers On Book Delays

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I backed. I also contributed a tiny backer written piece. I've also done a KS myself. And I personally know some of the people involved.

I'm fine with everything that's happened. I feel sorry that they are facing such negativity.

@White1ce
How could this be a scam? The online archive, which would have been a lot of work, went up months ago and continues to be updated. The digital version of the book was sent out. And they DID print test copies, highlighting an error they wanted to correct.

Which happens. I personally had errors with false transparencies and the printer resizing random pages. It was beyond maddening.

They've offered refunds.

If anyone is that angry, take the refund with a kind heart and leave them to finish the project. Otherwise try to empathise with the size and complexity of such a project.

Or go and enjoy the digital archive while waiting.

They're more patient than me - I just forcibly refunded anyone complaining so I didn't have to deal with it.

I have followed this project since backing, and every single updates brings hateful angry people out of the shadows to berate them. Jeez. Relax. Take the refund or chill out. I don't understand the position of:
"I refuse the refund, but I'm still going to stand here screaming to make sure everyone feels my anger."

I personally believe and trust them unreservedly. And they have my empathy for their difficult situation.

Let's stop with the cruelty and accusations of scams.

Re: "It Trivialises The Hobby" - GoldenEye Running On SNES Triggers More Debate Over Vibe-Coded Retro Projects

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@AndyVGR
I refer you to my car analogy lower down from my first post. Please do not conflate Generative AI with machines or things like prosthetic legs.

Again... I know the techbros are keen to scream "it's just a TOOL bro!" But they are lying to you. A car runs on petrol or diesel. A prosthetic leg uses basic resources like metal and plastic.

GenAI functions by stealing the work of others, burning huge amounts of energy, destroying the environment, destroying physical books, etc.

And before someone comes at me with how cars and phones do similar, the scale of GenAI, the existential threat it poses to our species, and the fact it's stealing the work of myself and friends, makes this a far worse evil.

Please, stop conflating GenAI with functional mechanical devices. This is a fallacy.

@dodgykebaab
What @Deway and @Bot_Bot_69 said.

Re: "It Trivialises The Hobby" - GoldenEye Running On SNES Triggers More Debate Over Vibe-Coded Retro Projects

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"This is what AI does best, folks," adds Brett Viker. "It opens the door for dreamers to make their projects a reality by tearing down the barriers to entry. We should be all for this."

No, I am not for this, I oppose this. I want people to stop framing this as if it's opening doors, and people who resist it are somehow gatekeeping their freedom of expression.

I know I said I'd stop commenting on AI, but this infuriates me.

If you can't play an instrument, or you can't learn a foreign language, or you're not willing to put the time in to refine your drawing ability, or learn to code, or do anything for that matter...

Then please don't do it. Just stop. Do something else. Stop filling the world with AI slop just because you "really, really, really wanna feel like you're doing it so really bad - look at me mum! I'm making stuff!".

I don't care - you can make your stuff after practising in your chosen field.

I'd love to play saxophone jazz. But I accept that I'm never going to.

This is not some magical enabling elixir. AI is a poison that makes you think you're achieving something, when in fact you're not. Like injecting steroids.

And it functions only by having stolen the work of other creative people, such as myself with writing, and my friends who are artists, programmers, musicians, etc. People who have spent decades using their creative muscle to get better.

We should all be for this? No Brett, no we should not.

Re: A Second English Translation For Sega CD Shadowrun Appears, And It's Also AI-Assisted

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@retrogamer1
Hello. Thanks for the comment and kinds words.

Games I have waited years to play are now fenced off from me forever. They will never be retranslated by humans, and this knowledge causes me physical pain. My chest and gut tense up, because it is almost if these games have been erased. That is how I see it. I refuse to play AI translations.

And so the topic makes me quite emotional. I find that Gen-AI is such an intense and overwhelming trigger point for me, given the long list of things I dislike about it, that I find it difficult to moderate my statements. As such, and because it also drains a lot of energy, I'm thinking of refraining from commenting on AI.

Many of my colleagues feel similarly about AI, so I know my POV is still conveyed. And my silence is not the result of changing my views.

But I'm going to step back from discussing this topic. I did not mean to offend any member of the community - I just wish I could make them feel, in their hearts, what I feel.

Re: The Making Of: Strider II - One Of The Worst Sequels In Video Game History, And I Should Know - I Had To Test It

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@metaphysician
"...if it only lasts an hour with no prospect of replay value? That's a bad use of $80, if that is its price. You'll have one hour of fun, and then nothing until the next time you can afford an $80 entertainment purchase on your budget."

There is a huge debate to be had around game length, pricing ranges, sales, the used physical market, length, etc. I'd enjoy a robust discussion on it actually.

But to save time and space here, while I broadly agree with your statement over an $80 game lasting an hour, my specific example was a person on GameFAQs saying 40 hours for a game - which had cost me £20 used; would have cost him maybe $60 new. But even if we're going with $80, complaining that 40 hours is too short feels... Like the wrong argument.

I would want a cheaper game, not a longer game. I've finished thousands of games in my life. There were very few that were able to hold my interest beyond the 40 hour mark. I get bored and want a different experience. It's also why I rarely play sequels. Why would I want the same experience again?

I suppose fundamentally the implication is that what I want from games is different from what you or this GFaqs poster wants. I need constant novelty to hold my interest, so I prefer games which are between 5 and 10 hours.

Re: The Making Of: Strider 2 - One Of The Worst Sequels In Video Game History, And I Should Know - I Had To Test It

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@Razieluigi
I can recall when less than a 7 was scathing, and 7 still worth checking. Then I recall less than 8 being scathing. Have we reached the era of less than 9 being scathing?

I don't follow modern reviews. But I can imagine it. Any good examples you've stumbled across?

I know youngers are pretty weird. Found a guy on GFaqs complaining 40 hours was too short for a game. "In this economy" he said, he needed to get his money's worth, so 80 hours, or maybe 60 at a minimum.

He seemed like the sort who would say 8 is a crap score.

Re: A Second English Translation For Sega CD Shadowrun Appears, And It's Also AI-Assisted

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I'm glad we can still openly discuss AI on TE. GameTalk's forum have implemented a new rule banning the criticism of AI.

"You will eat your slop and like it!" - is what I imagine the forum mods said silently in their minds.

Also I was banned from RHDN for criticising AI use in fan-translations. I stated that for 25+ years the community has been human beings working together to create these patches, and now we're increasingly seeing members suckle at the slop machine. Apparently this was seen as disruptive.

From my perspective it looks like those in power on other websites are circling the wagons. They want AI, they want you to learn to love AI, and any attempt to criticise it will be punished.

Which is frustrating and insane. I saw a few people reacting to the new rules saying this was good, since they don't want to be aware of how the majority hate AI slop.

The problem is, if you silence people through rules, and prevent anyone from speaking out, then you become oblivious to what people want or think. If 85% of users despise it, but can't say anything because of the rules, the silence you hear and the lack of opposition does not mean people suddenly love it.

To use an analogy: it's like injecting morphine into your leg and then setting it on fire and saying: "see! the burning doesn't hurt!"

It looks like there's no opposition to AI only because you've now silenced everyone.

I've said it before and I'll say it for as long as my lungs draw breath: **** AI.

I despise AI with every cell in my body.

It not only devalues human culture, it physically destroys it (books are shredded to feed the monster); it destroys jobs and livelihoods; it ruins the environment; it drives up energy costs; it drives up component costs.

It does a long list of real world horrors so that lazy people can cut corners and greedy corporations can profit more easily and quicker.

AI is not some disruptive new tool we've invented. It is the darkest of poisons that is now encroaching and overwhelming every aspect of our lives. It is the manifestation of evil born from the sins of sloth and greed.

Re: Sega CD Shadowrun's English Translation Was Developed Using AI

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@Ruka I studied it at GCSE, A-levels, and university for 3 months. Altogether for 6 years. I could never get past a glass ceiling when it came to the kanji. I realised that my brain simply was not wired for languages. I wanted to be fluent so badly. No one made me study it at school, I voluntarily attended classes during my free periods. I made the study cards. Read the study books. I even sat with MGS trying to match the Japanese dialogue to the kanji, etc.

After 6 years I just could not progress further.

I firmly believe you either have the genetics to master a second language or you don't. Because 6 years of dogged determined study did not blossom into proficiency.