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Re: "None Of Them Matter" - There's Only One Donkey Kong In Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's Life

Splash_Woman

Cranky Kong shakes his cane at DK, "You kids these days have no prospects! Why, I'm friends with Wayne Johnston. 'The Boulder', as they call him! And you're just out here chasing after Candy Kong with your teenage friend! Bah! You and your adventures just don't matter. Wayne said so!"

"Can you smell what The Boulder is cooking!? Well? CAN YOU!?!? ...because I can't, my nose isn't what it used to be, sonny. Is it baked ziti again!?"

Re: "I Was P****d Off" - The Tetris Company's Henk Rogers On Nintendo's "Blatant Attempt" To Copy A Classic

Splash_Woman

Growing up we were a Dr. Mario household with no Tetris in sight. My mom would spend HOURS dropping pills on germs, and to this day she doesn't even understand how to play Tetris. Nowadays I can admit that, yes, Tetris is better than Dr. Mario, but the good Doc will always have a bigger nostalgic place in my heart than Tetris.

But the best block dropping puzzle game is Wario's Woods, hands down. Always was, always will be.