
The Gizmondo story is one of the most fascinating in the world of video game hardware. Designed with powerful 3D hardware and GPS capabilities, millions of dollars were spent on its promotion and marketing – including an expensive store in London's prestigious Regent Street and a star-studded launch party at the city's Park Lane Hotel.
Despite the eye-watering amounts of money thrown around trying to get people to notice the handheld, it absolutely tanked at retail, and the subsequent stories of criminal wrongdoing on behalf of several executives undermined the platform further.
By the start of 2006, Tiger Telematics – the company behind the Gizmondo – was declared bankrupt after racking up $300 million in debt (we highly recommend you read Eurogamer's in-depth feature on the history of the machine here).
Before all of that, however, the Gizmondo launch party took place, and by all accounts, you could practically smell the money. Twitter user Sega Otaku has been taking everyone on a trip down memory lane recently and has discovered this footage, shot by MTV, of the party (and the store launch) on YouTube:
The uploaded found the footage on a DVD on eBay:
I actually found a launch party DVD on eBay in the UK which was burned on a PC, and has a sticker label. the box cover was printed on a regular paper. It really looks amateur, but that's the beauty of it. I thought that if I don't rip it, the DVD won't probably last for long and I doubt they burned more than 100.
Here's the PR from the night of the event:
19th March saw the Gizmondo's launch party take over London's prestigious Park Lane Hotel. It was a night of celebration, full of the glitz, glamour, comedy, dancing and overall excitement embodied by Gizmondo. American comic Tom Green and the delicious Dannii Minogue hosted the now legendary event, which saw Sting rip it up with a set jampacked with classics, Pharrell Williams and Clipse rock the house and larger than life hip hop superstar Busta Rhymes mash it up with hit after hit after hit. Heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis and Verne "Mini Me" Troyer went head-to-head while star from the worlds of pop, soap and football poured in by the galaxy to sample themselves a little Gizmondo magic.
Unsurprisingly, the Gizmondo didn't rank very highly in our recent user-voted list of the best handhelds of all time.
[source twitter.com]
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Wow, what a time capsule of a very specific period in history. I only have the vaguest memories of the gizmondo, somehow the nokia ngage sticks out more prominently in my mind.
I had a Gizmondo. Point of Destruction and Trailblazer are probably the best games for it.
My favorite thing about the Gizmondo is that they coated them with that notoriously unstable "no-slip" rubberized (neoprene?) stuff and now all the surviving Gizmondos are gooey.
Please tell me that’s not a soft ‘G’.
The Gizmondo to me was pretty cool. Also the 'not working No Ads release' lol. But yeah that coating isn't great let alone the batteries. The GPS is ok not great and the camera is a camera with it's ok but not great with distance far away or close up I forget. The slow OS too hmm.
The store/kiosk style displays was an interesting idea for 2004/5 period to sell the console/games then wide spread but they had to do something to sell it and somewhere I guess in the UK/everything came out for the US apparently on it's launch due to it's death so what a good mix of launch titles/final titles if to be believed no idea but UK got the intend experience.
Camera/GPS built in then addons like PSP. The Gizmondo communication reminds me of Wii U Chat or I guess Blackberry IDs. A media player, PC aspects because of course it was built with Windows CE after all. I thought that was cool for the time.
It's a fair piece of hardware but bad marketing, bad company history, the people involved, lacking payments of sponsors. The Ferrari got a happy ending at least.
Also the future versions with the Casino focused one, geared towards other audiences ones and the 2nd model.
Even though the Tapwave Zodiac sold better and was well a PDA game console before the Gizmondo came out and also had great features making it better than the PSP as well. Games matter than the hardware besides the yes bad marketing of both. At least the Tapwave Zodiac bluetooth still works with modern bluetooth via backwards compatibility, so transfer some images over or something even if slowly.
The NGage with it's phone and gaming appeal and more notable games. Even if the Zodiac had I think as prototype Tomb Raider build that was a finished port just not released, while NGage had a complete version just no sound.
The trying to make handhelds more than they were period of gaming. With the Tiger Gamecom sort of filling that a fair bit with it's OS and probably a start to that.
I have respect for all 3 that gen's sales flop handhelds in terms of their hardware at least and what games they did offer even if some big hits and some not some interesting things going on still.
The Ngage or Tapwave Zodiac were far better not just because of sales, but games and hardware I think but still all 3 have their appeal in their own way.
I just read about this the other day actually, just because I found out that future tactics was originally going to get a port.
@SuntannedDuck2
This is a chatGPT post. Wtf???
@Nahhhtendo I say it's cool, I talk about a bunch of different systems differences because I have done my research on all consoles of that era.
Chat GPT wouldn't even combine aspects of Wii U Chat or the Blackberry with these consoles for one. Only a human knowledgeable about them would. That's how I know I'm not writing an AI comment.
I've made a Microsoft Co-pilot comment before about the Gizmondo and Zodiac. Aka Microsoft's Chat GPT. It is nothing like my comment. XD So nice try.
Maybe I just know my stuff and can talk about them I don't need an AI to write me a comment this way.
I don't write comments to say wow cool, wow bad. I write comments about my genuine oh this tech is cool, reminds me of this and that. Aka I love tech and consoles not just writing a simple comment small talk response because like I want to be that basic on the internet. XD I hate small talk.
Says a lot when gaming history fans/collectors are apparently like an AI just because they know things and dig deeper than whatever view of games/consoles of the successful everyone else focuses on says and sees.
@SuntannedDuck2 carry on little wizard. Enjoy the hours you’ve spent obsessing over this topic about defunct pieces of useless plastic.
To be honest, not one of those celebs had any connection, let alone couldn't care less about video games, so no wonder why it bombed with marketing that completely missed the mark.
Then again, Gizmondo must have realized this towards the end, as they would badger the hell out of me when I was a presenter on Game Network to promote the thing there. They even loaned me a console to show off on TV, I say loan, as they went bust before I had a chance to return it, so I've still got the thing
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