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There is no time to explain. Today is the final day you can pre-order a Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.2-themed cardboard box for your cat. September 7 represents the final day of procurement ahead of the box's November shipping date.
Crafted by the scientists of OKSGEAR, the box measures 30 inches in height, 35 inches in width, and 45 inches in length - large enough to allow any highly-specialised feline to infiltrate kitchen corners, oil rigs, spare rooms, or nuclear weapon construction plants. The box contains one (1) large egress/ingress extraction point, as well as ocular observation devices (eyeholes) and housing for blanket-based comfort*
*blanket not included, considered OSP (On-Site Procurement).
The base and topside feature a thatched surface for the persistent sharpening of claws - keeping the stealthiest of your arsenal in Grade S condition for most enemy encounters. Sharp Claws, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Overall, the box should be considered essential equipment to accompany most felidae assignments (Eating and Sleeping). Unfortunately, while perfect for clandestine activity, the design does not feature any aquatic shielding elements for submariner missions. Again, it is made of Cardboard.
If you want to issue Mr. Mittens with this military-grade infiltration and weapon-replenishment unit, the Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.2 Cat Scratch Box is available from the OKSGEAR online store for $59.99 or four interest-free instalments of $5.41 (not including shipping). Orders close today, so get on it right meow.
Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.2 is available now on PS5, PC, Xbox Series, and Nintendo Switch.